Great post Eric in NJ, I had a good laugh!

Though my ending would have gone something like this....
With your head hung low you walk back into your house pick up the phone and dial ZOS customer support...
For some strange reason the phone is answered after the first ring and its not a recording its a real honest to goodness ZOS customer service rep! *snicker*
Zenimax Online Studios customer service, my name is Bob, how can I help you today?
Well Sir, when I first heard about Elder Scrolls Online, the lead game designer I think his name was Matt Firor said that me and my friend Billy would have no problems hooking up once we both logged in for the first time. However it seems like Matt lied to us because he never said anything about us ending up in different factions, how are we supposed to play together now?
Ok, ok calm down, so what faction did you roll in sir?
Ebonheart Pact and my friend Billy is in Daggerfall Covenant! And now because of this Billy and I are no longer friends how could you do this to us???!?!?
Now instead of two friends playing together he is my enemy and if we meet in the game I am supposed to kill him!
How come you guys have locked races to these factions? If you just would have let us choose our race and our faction this would have never happened. Not to mention that if it did happen I could still use your mega server tech to change to Billy's faction but you guys locked me out and made me his enemy!
I can asure you Sir I had nothing to do with this, I would suggest you or your friend Billy reroll and make sure this time you both are in the same faction. Does this help at all?
No! It most certainly does not I want to play a Dark Elf I am Drizzt Do'Urden! damn you! And I would move to Billy's faction but your super duper mega server tech apparently does not allow for that! Not so super duper now is it?
Well Sir there is nothing I can do, thats the way the game works, have a nice day! *click* *dial tone*