Marriage options are all Kinda Ugly WHY! : V - Skyrim

» Tue May 29, 2012 1:51 am

I want to marry Vivienne Onis!
Muiri is the only breton in the whole game that we're able to marry even though Breton women are the most feminine and pretty in this game.

» Mon May 28, 2012 5:07 pm

Mjoll.

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:39 pm

Muiri, in Markarth
+hawt
+alchemist
+lives in best city evar

HAHAHAHA omg thanks.. your post avatar and what you said made me laugh irl hard and i completely take it serious.

» Mon May 28, 2012 4:09 pm

i dont like her only because she looks generally like my family and shes not really a fighter also. i find opposite features more attractive so i was hoping for a redgaurd woman.

theres only ONE redgaurd woman you can marry and she wears a perma hood. i dont like that at all.

Aww, that svcks. It's kinda awkward marrying someone whose face you've never seen.
But as for the fighter thing, I avoid having an in-game wife who doubles as a companion. I mean, if you get your companion-wife killed then that's twice as bad as just losing a companion. Gotta separate work and pleasure.

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:49 pm

Sylgja. Just call her "honey" so you don't drive yourself insane trying to pronounce her name.

» Tue May 29, 2012 12:36 am

Sorry bro.. which ones your wife? Aela? i said shes pretty.. but shes gott tattoo face

Meh, I havent even gotten married yet. :lol:

» Mon May 28, 2012 4:20 pm

Sylgja. Just call her "honey" so you don't drive yourself insane trying to pronounce her name.

I married her. Best choice in the game.

» Mon May 28, 2012 1:54 pm

I'm on my second playthrough, and have yet to marry. My favorite females are Orcs, Redguards, Khajiit and Bosmer. The two orc options are not attractive. The best looking female Orc I have seen, was lying dead with a Falmer arrow through her chest, in the Dwemer ruins. Shame, she was kinda cute.

Redguard choice didn't do anything for me. And you know how Bosmer and Khajiit choices played out. So I doubt I will ever marry in Skyrim.

» Mon May 28, 2012 1:16 pm

Borgakh the Steel Heart is my woman

» Mon May 28, 2012 9:28 pm

My favorite females are Orcs, Redguards, Khajiit and Bosmer. The two orc options are not attractive. The best looking female Orc I have seen, was lying dead with a Falmer arrow through her chest, in the Dwemer ruins. Shame, she was kinda cute.

Orcs... cute... those are two words I never thought I'd see in the same sentence unless there was a not in there.

Whoever the Breton Alchemist chick is. She's the hottest. Most all the Breton women are actually, though you can only marry the one. Sadly you also have to join the DB to get her... so... I've joined the DB

To bad you can't marry Saadia. Even though she was a dirty traitor.

» Tue May 29, 2012 1:39 am

Some of the hottest NPC women in this game only have one line, and do not initiate conversation.
Damn you Bethesda.

» Mon May 28, 2012 7:00 pm

I think you are just picky. :shrug:

Agreed. The options provided are fine in my opinion.

» Mon May 28, 2012 2:34 pm

Orcs... cute... those are two words I never thought I'd see in the same sentence unless there was a not in there.

Whoever the Breton Alchemist chick is. She's the hottest. Most all the Breton women are actually, though you can only marry the one. Sadly you also have to join the DB to get her... so... I've joined the DB

To bad you can't marry Saadia. Even though she was a dirty traitor.

Yeah, I though Saadia was sixy. Too bad she wasn't a spousal option.

» Mon May 28, 2012 7:33 pm

Borgakh is the most beautiful wife a man could have, especially decked out in ebony armor swinging an ebony mace.

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:55 pm

Without the latest mods changing the body and the faces every human in Skyrim look like dogs. The men are short legged and muscular and look most like over worked wood chopping Scandinavians; and I mean no offence to the real Scandinavians. The women look like washboard Hillbillies. The kids all look like fat cheeked twins. I want Red Sonia or Xena or any one of a dozen Victoria secret models for my character/NPC wife. (That’s one of the things I love about DA:O.) Thank the Nines for modders who make my fantasy come to life. Rock on!

» Mon May 28, 2012 4:18 pm

There are good looking women, but they are all out of your league.

» Mon May 28, 2012 11:43 pm

Borgakh is the most beautiful wife a man could have, especially decked out in ebony armor swinging an ebony mace.

This. Ive married her once and shes the best looking female orc to me.

Also Muiri is nice. And Brelyna Maryon.

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:18 pm

Maybe because it's just a game and not intended to be your virtual dating experience? I wish they would never had added this feature- keep companions, heck, let one of them move in and cook your meals. The moment they added romance...this stuff happens.

I agree, it's my characters dating experience!, but then my character is not one that goes for looks, if they can swing a sword and watch my characters back while at the same time cook a meal, they're in!

» Mon May 28, 2012 3:42 pm

in markarth thewres a npc always by the stalls hjorka or something with that spelling. that would be a trophy wife.

» Mon May 28, 2012 5:37 pm

Aela. Giggity!

Edit: Oh, and for everyone saying she's got tattoos on her face, it's CAMO PAINT!

N00BS!

» Tue May 29, 2012 2:11 am

Best looking woman I have seen so far is 'Lisette' the bard in Riften, she is stunning! Can't marry her though and I never will use any console cheats (PC gamer)and I don't like cheats or playing online with them, period. I wonder what other console commands these 'great' players use to do so well in a game that is not actually THAT hard.

» Mon May 28, 2012 7:04 pm

Huh.

Actually, I don't think any of Skyrim's characters are aesthetically attractive at all. The environments aare gorgeous because Beth knows how to do environmental art, but character aesthetics? Beth has never learned how to do this, like most Western developers don't know. They're not alone, so I guess that's comfort for them.

Your picture thing looks like a [censored] man with pink hair, and you're goina say that skyrims chars are ugly?

» Tue May 29, 2012 1:20 am

Without the latest mods changing the body and the faces every human in Skyrim look like dogs. The men are short legged and muscular and look most like over worked wood chopping Scandinavians; and I mean no offence to the real Scandinavians. The women look like washboard Hillbillies. The kids all look like fat cheeked twins. I want Red Sonia or Xena or any one of a dozen Victoria secret models for my character/NPC wife. (That’s one of the things I love about DA:O.) Thank the Nines for modders who make my fantasy come to life. Rock on!

Offence taken! Have you never seen swedish women?

» Mon May 28, 2012 9:47 am

Offence taken! Have you never seen swedish women?

Abba!!

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:01 pm

Anyone else suspicious about someone named UglyNerdMan being upset with his marital options in Skyrim?