So, Molag Bal [censored] Serana?

Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:40 pm

I envy Molag Bal the lucky bastard... he got dat ass from Serana!
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Kate Norris
 
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:41 pm

At least now she's more experienced for me, and I dont have to hold back! Thanks Molag Bal! You trained her well! (Still gonna kill you though) Or at least [censored] on his alter.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:05 pm

I envy Molag Bal the lucky bastard... he got dat ass from Serana!
I know right I made a sad face when I found out we can't marry her.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:52 am

I envy Molag Bal the lucky bastard... he got dat ass from Serana!
I don't suppose Dawnguard added any new mini games did it? :P
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:36 pm

It is what is is. The first vampire was created by Molag Bal lifting her skirts without her permittion. Yes, Valerica and Serana were sixually molested by Molag Bal. I don't know if Harkon was.

Molag Bal rivals Sanguine, it seems. Can you believe Molag had six with Vivec also?
Harkon dropped the soup.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:04 pm

I know right I made a sad face when I found out we can't marry her.
What?! We can't marry Serana? DAMN YOU BETHESDA DAMN YOU!!! You tease us with Serana!!!
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:26 pm

What?! We can't marry Serana? DAMN YOU BETHESDA DAMN YOU!!! You tease us with Serana!!!

Well considering what Molag Bal did to her I can see her not wanting to get with anyone, let alone a male. Plus this happened when she was a teen, so it must have been extremely traumatizing for her.

Even if she enjoyed it, I doubt any mortal would be able to satisfy her. IF she enjoyed it, which she didn't.

Best case scenario is that she becomes a lisbian. Atleast that's how it would go down if I was her. Oh, and I would also plot to kill Harkon for basically making me do that.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:07 pm

Yes I can. Molag Bal just wants to get with dat ass. He doesn't care who it belongs to.

And now he has his sights set on dat hot, tight Dragonborn rump.

http://pixelperfectmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Skyrim-Dragonborn-Dragon-Shout.png

This will be the face Dragonborn makes when Molag bal gets his hands on him.

We'll see about that! I'll just keep on using Become Ethereal, so I get no penetration in MY booty!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmSc34LQ50
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:38 pm


Well considering what Molag Bal did to her I can see her not wanting to get with anyone, let alone a male. Plus this happened when she was a teen, so it must have been extremely traumatizing for her.

Even if she enjoyed it, I doubt any mortal would be able to satisfy her. IF she enjoyed it, which she didn't.
:ahhh:

This was so hilarious. The entire thing is disturbing. I foresee some explicit fan art in Devianart section.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:39 pm

Well considering what Molag Bal did to her I can see her not wanting to get with anyone, let alone a male. Plus this happened when she was a teen, so it must have been extremely traumatizing for her.

Even if she enjoyed it, I doubt any mortal would be able to satisfy her. IF she enjoyed it, which she didn't.

Best case scenario is that she becomes a lisbian.

You're not just any mortal. You are Dovakiin! Fusrodah will pleasure the [censored] out of her!
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:48 pm

:ahhh:

This was so hilarious. The entire thing is disturbing. I foresee some explicit fan art in Devianart section.

There's already explicit Molag Bal art. I saw one with Vivec recently.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:53 pm

Well considering what Molag Bal did to her I can see her not wanting to get with anyone, let alone a male. Plus this happened when she was a teen, so it must have been extremely traumatizing for her.

Even if she enjoyed it, I doubt any mortal would be able to satisfy her. IF she enjoyed it, which she didn't.

Best case scenario is that she becomes a lisbian. Atleast that's how it would go down if I was her. Oh, and I would also plot to kill Harkon for basically making me do that.
:eek: What did i just read?
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:27 am

Haha, I knew someone would make this thread.

Right I was waiting for it
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:38 pm

Well considering what Molag Bal did to her I can see her not wanting to get with anyone, let alone a male. Plus this happened when she was a teen, so it must have been extremely traumatizing for her.

Even if she enjoyed it, I doubt any mortal would be able to satisfy her. IF she enjoyed it, which she didn't.

Best case scenario is that she becomes a lisbian. Atleast that's how it would go down if I was her. Oh, and I would also plot to kill Harkon for basically making me do that.
.... Lydia X Serana. "I'm sworn to carry your burdens..."
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:06 pm

Well considering what Molag Bal did to her I can see her not wanting to get with anyone, let alone a male. Plus this happened when she was a teen, so it must have been extremely traumatizing for her.

Even if she enjoyed it, I doubt any mortal would be able to satisfy her. IF she enjoyed it, which she didn't.

Best case scenario is that she becomes a lisbian.
But it wasn't against her will so you would think it can't be that traumatizing. Are we sure she got butt [censored] or was it normal intercourse?
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:25 pm

:ahhh:

This was so hilarious. The entire thing is disturbing. I foresee some explicit fan art in Devianart section.
Some More like... a fudgesicle ton.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:50 am

We'll see about that! I'll just keep on using Become Ethereal, so I get no penetration in MY booty!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmSc34LQ50

You'll be in Molag's realm, and you'll have to sleep sometime. Don't think he won't wait until you're unconscious.

He'll also probably cut out your tongue. You've Fus'd your last Rah!

Edit: Molag Bal is the Booty Warrior. Its him.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:52 am


But it wasn't against her will so you would think it can't be that traumatizing. Are we sure she got butt [censored] or was it normal intercourse?
We don't get any details like that
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:04 pm

We don't get any details like that
Okay good, I assume it was butt [censored] since Molag Bal has a weird thing for doing that.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:00 am

But it wasn't against her will so you would think it can't be that traumatizing.

I'm pretty sure her father, and mother insisted that she do it. I doubt she really did it of her own will. The consent was most likely dubious at best.

Are we sure she got butt [censored] or was it normal intercourse?

All of the above most likely.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:11 pm

Oh, and I would also plot to kill Harkon for basically making me do that.
Funny you say that...
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:49 am


There's already explicit Molag Bal art. I saw one with Vivec recently.
I saw that one too! I meant Molag Bal and Serana.
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:14 pm


I'm pretty sure her father, and mother insisted that she do it. I doubt she really did it of her own will. The consent was most likely dubious at best.



All of the above most likely.
Well, screw Molag Bal now, he ruined any chances of marrying her. Sick bastard!
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:59 am


I'm pretty sure her father, and mother insisted that she do it. I doubt she really did it of her own will. The consent was most likely dubious at best.



All of the above most likely.
Just remember: it's not [censored] if she didn't say no. -_^
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Post » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:20 pm

I saw that one too! I meant Molag Bal and Serana.
I'd pay to see that... just kidding that would be disturbing
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