So, Molag Bal [censored] Serana? : V

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:33 pm

This was a hot topic during the beta, and since its the first day of release, I can start it up again to hear everyones reaction.

After talking to Serana and Valerica, it sounds as if they got some major loven from Malog Bal, the King of Swing, since she says that the ritual to be a Daughter of Cold Haurber was....degrading and "sixual". Does anyone disagree? What are your thoughts if you've progressed that far with her?

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:22 pm

Haha, I knew someone would make this thread.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:55 pm

It is what is is. The first vampire was created by Molag Bal lifting her skirts without her permittion. Yes, Valerica and Serana were sixually molested by Molag Bal. I don't know if Harkon was.

Molag Bal rivals Sanguine, it seems. Can you believe Molag had six with Vivec also?

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:05 pm

Probably.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:44 pm

Another reason for me to hate molag...

He violated the one vampire I have ever liked.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:30 am

Haha, I knew someone would make this thread.

lol i get it now.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:21 pm

Another reason for me to hate molag...

He violated te one vampire I have ever liked.

It wasn't violation when she willingly submitted herself.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:30 pm

It wasn't violation when she willingly submitted herself.

I still hate him for it

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:06 pm

It wasn't violation when she willingly submitted herself.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:59 am

I figured someone would start this upon release, I think it was the only thread that hit the post limit.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:39 am

Haha, I knew someone would make this thread.

I'm sorry, but I had to. It was just too funny before. Lolz, even though I already knew it was so, I still had to do it.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:56 pm

Dammit Colonel <.> Was hoping this would stay dead...you even stole my title

But, oh well. We'll see how lulzy this gets.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:17 pm

I'm sorry, but I had to. It was just too funny before. Lolz, even though I already knew it was so, I still had to do it.

Lol. It's alright.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:01 pm

And this is what the vamps have to look forward to when they die. Getting [censored] by a weird looking Daedra.

Vampire Dragonborn is gonna get his ass torn up when he dies.

Almost makes me feel sorry for the vamps.. Almost.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:55 am

It is what is is. The first vampire was created by Molag Bal lifting her skirts without her permittion. Yes, Valerica and Serana were sixually molested by Molag Bal. I don't know if Harkon was.

Molag Bal rivals Sanguine, it seems. Can you believe Molag had six with Vivec also?

Yeah I could see bal having six with harkon after finding out about vivec bal does not care for gender.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:57 am

Dammit Colonel <.> Was hoping this would stay dead...you even stole my title :tongue:

But, oh well. We'll see how lulzy this gets.

Ha, lol. My bad! Consider it flattery. :tongue:

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:25 pm

And this is what the vamps have to look forward to when they die.

Almost makes me feel sorry for them.. Almost.

Have you met serana yet?

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:19 pm

Harkon sacrificed 1000 lives to get his gift, but I think Molag Bal got all up in that too. At least I hope, since he actually let Molag Bal destroy Serana's insides so to speak.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:38 am

Have you met serana yet?

Saw her in the a lets play. I don't feel anything for her one way or another.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:38 pm

I still hate him for it

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:47 pm

Molag Bal rivals Sanguine, it seems. Can you believe Molag had six with Vivec also?

Yes I can. Molag Bal just wants to get with dat ass. He doesn't care who it belongs to.

And now he has his sights set on dat hot, tight Dragonborn rump.

http://pixelperfectmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Skyrim-Dragonborn-Dragon-Shout.png

This will be the face Dragonborn makes when Molag bal gets his hands on him.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:39 pm

Harkon sacrificed 1000 lives to get his gift, but I think Molag Bal got all up in that too. At least I hope, since he actually let Molag Bal destroy Serana's insides so to speak.

Hahaha. I can picture it now. A happy, prideful Harkon with his payment of souls to Molag.

Harkon: "Molag Bal, I hereby stand in your mighty presence with this offering of a thousand souls. In exchange, I wish for more vampiric power. To be immortal."

Molag Bal: -_-

. Not enough."

Harkon: "But....what more do I need?"

Molag Bal: "Less clothes. More submission. Dosrobe yourself."

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:31 pm

Hahaha. I can picture it now. A happy, prideful Harkon with his payment of souls to Molag.

Harkon: "Molag Bal, I hereby stand in your mighty presence with this offering of a thousand souls. In exchange, I wish for more vampiric power. To be immortal."

Molag Bal: -_-

. Not enough.

Harkon: "But....what more do I need?"

Molag Bal: Less clothes. More submission.

Hahahahaha.

Hahahaha I could see molag bal doing that.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:58 am

Hahaha. I can picture it now. A happy, prideful Harkon with his payment of souls to Molag.

Harkon: "Molag Bal, I hereby stand in your mighty presence with this offering of a thousand souls. In exchange, I wish for more vampiric power. To be immortal."

Molag Bal: -_-

. Not enough."

Harkon: "But....what more do I need?"

Molag Bal: "Less clothes. More submission. Dosrobe yourself."

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:18 pm

Hahaha. I can picture it now. A happy, prideful Harkon with his payment of souls to Molag.

Harkon: "Molag Bal, I hereby stand in your mighty presence with this offering of a thousand souls. In exchange, I wish for more vampiric power. To be immortal."

Molag Bal: -_-

. Not enough.

Harkon: "But....what more do I need?"

Molag Bal: Less clothes. More submission.

Hahahahaha.

This made me lol sauce. :banana: