So, Molag Bal [censored] Serana? : V - Skyrim

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:48 am

Anynone felt dirty when doing the Molag Bal quest? If he wasn't a Lord of [censored] then it would be alright, but his dialogue just makes my mind a filthy gutter.

"Yes, yes! Mortals and their, frail pathetic bodies. Try it again!"

"Do you bend to me!?"

"Yes, into the bowels...further down."

"Your mine now, Logrolf."

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:27 pm

Just remember: it's not [censored] if she didn't say no. -_^

Just remember you said that that when Vampire Dragonborn gets [censored].

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:49 pm

Haha, I knew someone would make this thread.

I thought it would be long lost and forgotten. But lo and behold!

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:01 pm

Lol, knew this would happen sooner or later.

The answer is yes, imo.

"King of [censored].".

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:15 pm

I thought it would be long lost and forgotten. But lo and behold!

Don't blame me. I'm amazed it didn't get locked early last time.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:04 pm

Just remember you said that that when Vampire Dragonborn gets [censored].

I hope not. That would probably hurt... I guess I'd have to use soul tear on myself...

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:04 pm

Don't blame me. I'm amazed it didn't get locked early last time.

It's a completely legitimate and reasonable thread. Except for a certain fist of god...

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:30 am

I'd pay to see that... just kidding.

Lies.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:41 pm

Anynone felt dirty when doing the Molag Bal quest? If he wasn't a Lord of [censored] then it would be alright, but his dialogue just makes my mind a filthy gutter.

"Yes, yes! Mortals and their, frail pathetic bodies. Try it again!"

"Do you bend to me!?"

"Yes, into the bowels...further down."

"Your mine now, Logrolf."

I thought that when I did the quest. He makes it sound sixual with all the "Yes, Yes!"

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:26 pm

Anynone felt dirty when doing the Molag Bal quest? If he wasn't a Lord of [censored] then it would be alright, but his dialogue just makes my mind a filthy gutter.

"Yes, yes! Mortals and their, frail pathetic bodies. Try it again!"

"Do you bend to me!?"

"Yes, into the bowels...further down."

"Your mine now, Logrolf."

I feel bad for Logrolf now. He probably got..er "ravaged" by Molag Bal.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:54 pm

Just remember: it's not [censored] if she didn't say no. -_^

And don't forget. If you walk up up behind someone and yell surprise and start [censored] them. It's just surprise six.

Anynone felt dirty when doing the Molag Bal quest? If he wasn't a Lord of [censored] then it would be alright, but his dialogue just makes my mind a filthy gutter.

"Yes, yes! Mortals and their, frail pathetic bodies. Try it again!"

"Do you bend to me!?"

"Yes, into the bowels...further down."

"Your mine now, Logrolf."

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:45 am

Lies.

You know me so well. You caught me red handed I want to see Molag Bal butt [censored] Serana... :sick:

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:58 pm

I thought that when I did the quest. He makes it sound sixual with all the "Yes, Yes!"

Yup. And Molags voice makes it sound kind of hot.

Or at least I would find it sixy if my good side wasn't so strong.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:37 am

Yup. And Molags voice makes it sound kind of hot.

Or at least I would find it sixy if my good side wasn't so strong.

... no comment

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:34 pm

... no comment

Too late.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:42 pm

I thought that when I did the quest. He makes it sound sixual with all the "Yes, Yes!"

Indeed.

I feel bad for Logrolf now. He probably got..er "ravaged" by Molag Bal.

Probably? Definetly.

An it would be an eternity in Coldharbour(Molag's Bal prison).

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:24 pm

Indeed.
Probably? Definetly.

An it would be an eternity in Coldharbour(Molag's Bal prison).

But after awhile I assume he would get used to Molag Bal defiling his rear end.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:08 pm

But after awhile I assume he would get used to Molag Bal defiling his rear end.

I won't even go there...or...maybe I will.

Molag Bal has ways of reviving people and bringing them back to their former selves, so it would be like renewing Logrolf all over again.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:57 am

But after awhile I assume he would get used to Molag Bal defiling his rear end.

Look at Molag Bal..

http://images.uesp.net/thumb/4/44/MW_MolagBal.jpg/395px-MW_MolagBal.jpg

Can you really get used to this?

I won't even go there...or...maybe I will.

Molag Bal has ways of reviving people and bringing them back to their former selves, so it would be like renewing Logrolf all over again.

So Molag Bal would be stealing his virginity over, and over again? Holy crap that's awful.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:42 pm

I won't even go there...or...maybe I will.

Molag Bal has ways of reviving people and bringing them back to their former selves, so it would be like renewing Logrolf all over again.

That is jacked up, and how did we get on the really disturbing subject of Molag Bal butt [censored] an old man. Lets get back to him butt [censored] Serana, at least that is less disturbing.

Look at Molag Bal..

http://images.uesp.net/thumb/4/44/MW_MolagBal.jpg/395px-MW_MolagBal.jpg

Can you really get used to this?

So Molag Bal would be stealing his virginity over, and over again? Holy crap that's awful.

I try not to think about that.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:24 pm

That is jacked up, and how did we get on the really disturbing subject of Molag Bal butt [censored] an old man. Lets get back to him butt [censored] Serana, at least that is less disturbing.

I disagree. I think its just as disturbing

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:02 pm

That is jacked up, and how did we get on the really disturbing subject of Molag Bal butt [censored] an old man. Lets get back to him butt [censored] Serana, at least that is less disturbing.

How is that less disturbing? That is the same amount of disturbing.

I can think of a more disturbing scenario of a NPC character who WILL end up in Molag Bals gnarled claws, but I won't say because its wrong on so many levels.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:41 pm

In any case, yes, it is disturbing. But could it be less disturbing if Molag took the shape of a woman? I mean, Lamae Beolfag violated the men...but I how? I do not plan to think on the details.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:08 pm

I disagree. I think its just as disturbing

How is that less disturbing? That is the same amount of disturbing.

I can think of a more disturbing scenario of a NPC character who WILL end up in Molag Bals gnarled claws, but I won't say because its wrong on so many levels.

Both are disturbing yes, but the image of Molag Bal butt [censored] an old man is a little more disturbing than him doing it to Serana, you have to admit that is true.

» Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:21 pm

In any case, yes, it is disturbing. But could it be less disturbing if Molag took the shape of a woman?

Yes it would. Because no matter the form it would still be Molag Bal. And rap3 is still rap3 whether a Male or Female is doing. This is the kind of sixism I hate.

Besides even if Molag Bal did find a "willing" partner (no matter what form he took) he or she wouldn't be willing for long.