"*long squelch of static, interrupted only when standing still*"

ED-E, go wait at the 38!

They will gab the legion to death!

lmao

"I can take care of that robot problem for you."
LEAVE MY BEEPING SPUTNIK ALONE!

"Damn, you're looking tasty." *Nothing further*
Me: IF I AM THAT sixY, LET ME -make love to- YOU!

and...

"My covert bandaging skills are a little rusty."

but most of all...

"We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that."

"Ave. True to Caesar." - Yes, of course. Heil Hitler.
"Hold your tongue wastrel." - Wastrel? I just slaughtered everyone in Forlorn Hope. What have you been doing?
"You're giving me all the heavy stuff, aren't you?" - Duh!
"Ooh, is it a dress?" - It's power armor.
"There's the high roller." - Finally, some recognition.
"We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that." - Yea, because I'm here.
"When I got this assignment I thought there'd be more gambling." - We could play Russian Roulette.
"The slaves have been spreading rumors about the burned man again." - And you're spreading rumors about their rumors about the burned man, again.
"Those securitrons handing out obituaries, creepy." - Not as creepy as Mr. House.
"This, according to a man armed to the teeth with dynamite." - Piece of [censored] didn't even help. (Who has their explosive skill high enough that early on?)
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." - Only half as much as listening to you complain. (Most of them aren't even patrolling, they're manning a post.)



"Why won't you die?!" - Because you're not trying hard enough!

Nobody's ever beat a Ranger in single combat before!