Let's face it, we're never gonna understand y'all, but you can't blame a guy for trying, right?

That's all right, we'll never fully understand y'all, either.

For the millionth time...What's the deal with the shoes?
No help for you there. I hate clothes shopping. I have two pairs of shoes & a few pairs of slippers. I sometimes run errands in my slippers.
The rest are just personal preferences things, not really related to being a woman per se. But...
Do you prefer guys with a certain hair color? Or hair style?
Hair color - don't care.
Hair style - very short to just above the shoulder, tidy, natural, not overly styled in cut or applied products.
Chest/facial hair -- Good or bad?
I personally prefer no to very minimal chest hair. Know plenty of gals who love a lot of it, tho.
Metrosixuals -- Yes or no?
I had to look that up.

I'm old fashioned, so I'd have to say no. I consider fashion/style/beauty products & lots of money spent on such to be a waste of money...so a guy who's really into self-pampering or fashion wouldn't fit my lifestyle at all. We'd end up arguing about money all the time and get a divorce. Haha.