Well to jump on the gravy train of what If's that would piss off the fanbase...

Han Solo becomes a drug addict and Princess Leia is truly sold to the Hutts because of Hans growing addictions and debts...

Luke is played by Colin Farrell.

Pink Light-sabers are introduced(they don't have them already do they?)

There is another chosen one. It is Luke's hermaphroditic child. Not only does this person have dark/light side identity issues. They have Gender issues as well! Played by Lady Gaga or Nilkki Minaj(This could actually be really good imo[from a comedic standpoint] but the general fanbase would probably [censored] a thorny brick).

It is actually called Episode -2. With Episodes -5 up to -3 confirmed as a new series after this next trilogy.

New Ewok Empire learns the way of the Dark Side and Evil-Yoda-lizes everyone's asses.

I could go on...


EDIT: @oldAndy, I just noticed your sig now lol. Awesome sauce indeed...

They would also have more "romance" scenes on Naboo with even more rolling around in tall grass.

Jar Jar turns to the Dark Side of the force and becomes Darth Bar Bar.

He will also be the most powerful Sith Lord in the history of ever.

way to go guys... you do me proud

This thread makes me want to activate the nuclear self descruction sequence inside my heart.......

For about 3 seconds---then he kills himself by accidently chopping his head off with his lightsaber .


That's---(sniff)---all we ever asked for .

That's fine I guess. He does have some good stuff. I'm not going to get my hopes up though.

Lower those expectations to the ground, then when the movie does come out there will be a chance of impressment.

Well considering he wanted to do Star Wars, and then he did Star Trek, and didn't [censored] it up too badly, I can only assume his actual Star Wars would be at least slightly better than his Star Trek, which would mean, somewhere in between Revenge of the Sith and Return of the Jedi in quality.

He's gonna make it all "gritty" like the trends are these days. I don't like this "gritty" trend in Hollywood.

Didn't the 80's have a gritty trend, or was that only just Bladerunner?

I am cautiously hopeful about this. I really like his reboot of Star Trek, so let's see what he does here...

Same. I liked the Star Trek reboot as well, so I have faith.

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Nah, the 80s were for over the top action flicks.