'I-can't-believe-it's-not-a-footlong'
TM © ® Sub sandwich!!! <-- I'm claiming this one, just to be safe

I've trademarked already doing something I do so it better not have been done.
To trademark already doing something you are already doing require you to define the actions you are doing, for when you are doing them as they are to have been done when you are to have did them..
Headache time...
No, I don't think I pulled it off either. :blush: