[Krystal Wilson]

http://images.bookcloseouts.com/covers/large/isbn978000/9780007198214-l.jpg

[Killer McCracken]

I like Ulfric. He's a [censored], but that makes him all the more charming.]

wooooooooow....that's not even close to being a cuss word and it's censored?

Yep. He's an [censored], but he's my kind of [censored].

As far as parallels, he mostly reminds me of http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/35390/Arminius.

[Claire Lynham]

http://images.bookcloseouts.com/covers/large/isbn978000/9780007198214-l.jpg

Oh, but he is!!!

I have console commands and mods.

[Bad News Rogers]

Yep. He's an [censored], but he's my kind of [censored].

As far as parallels, he mostly reminds me of http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/35390/Arminius.

Yeah baby. Gotta use that Latin version of the name, too, it's just too hard imagining someone named "Herman" destroying three legions.

Also: I am now picturing a spitting mad Brian Blessed in a toga and very unfortunate haircut screaming "WHERE ARE MY EAGLES?!?" Good times, good times.

Oh, but he is!!!

I have console commands and mods.

I take it this has made his asset somewhat more cooperative?

[Chloe Yarnall]

Oh, but he is!!!

I have console commands and mods.

...And now we want a picture of Ulfric in Thalmor robes. Or why not Thalmor gloves. Only Thalmor gloves.

[Nicole Elocin]

Sometimes this game is incredibly unintentional ironic. I never managed to trigger Ulfric's dialogue about the Greybeards with my Ulfric-adoring Nord (probably because she had already been to see them when she came to Windhelm to sign up with the 'Cloaks). Well, now I just took my Ulfric-hating Imperial to deliver a certain message from Balgruuf, and lo and behold! Ulfric was in a chatty mood and told his enemy absolutely everything about his time with the Greybeards. So I'm like and my Imperial is more like "why are you telling me all this?"

[Scotties Hottie]

...my Imperial is more like "why are you telling me all this?"

Maybe he likes you.

[Allison Sizemore]

Have you got boob plates? If so he's probably just trying to keep you in the Palace as long as possible. He really digs the boob plates.

[Symone Velez]

Maybe he likes you.

Have you got boob plates? If so he's probably just trying to keep you in the Palace as long as possible. He really digs the boob plates.

Well, my Imperial is a male mage in robes... I did have Jenassa with me, maybe he's into Dunmer women with warpaint.

Or he just couldn't resist my dark Latino eyes.

[Veronica Flores]

Well, my Imperial is a male mage in robes...

Is your character Captain Jack Harkness perhaps? That might explain Ulfric being smitten...

[Lisa]

Perhaps this is relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_L8228rx0w

...or perhaps it is completely irrelevant.

[Suzy Santana]

Perhaps this is relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_L8228rx0w

...or perhaps it is completely irrelevant.

That was in the last thread and upon investigation we discovered that Ulfric was http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc398/buckomccane/Skyrim/NTODF_01.jpg.

[Inol Wakhid]

Is your character Captain Jack Harkness perhaps? That might explain Ulfric being smitten...

If he is, he has hidden it well. From me, I mean.

[Rachel Hall]

That was in the last thread and upon investigation we discovered that Ulfric was http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc398/buckomccane/Skyrim/NTODF_01.jpg.

We also discovered that Ulfric http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/4592/ifthuumingyou.jpg for your "rules."

[Emma-Jane Merrin]

We also discovered that Ulfric http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/4592/ifthuumingyou.jpg for your "rules."

Though I must say, he should have used another name when he made that record. "Ulfric Stormcloak", that will never sell.

Despite that picture.

[Scotties Hottie]

Though I must say, he should have used another name when he made that record. "Ulfric Stormcloak", that will never sell.

It's all in the marketing. We can use some kind of phraseology like: "He'll cloak you in a quiet storm of intimacy.".

[Andrew Lang]

It's all in the marketing. We can use some kind of phraseology like: "He'll cloak you in a quiet storm of intimacy.".

I was thinking more about the genre problem. His name sounds more like he's doing some kind of quasi-Scandinavian folkrock, while the title and style of the album indicates something completely different.

Of course, hearing a promise of intimacy while looking into those eyes in that pic - that's a pretty strong selling point.

[Dragonz Dancer]

How about we put: "His sounds are Scandalinavious." on the cover. Would that make you want to buy it?

[Ross Thomas]

How about we put: "His sounds are Scandalinavious." on the cover. Would that make you want to buy it?

No, that would make me think he was from Gothenburg (infamous for bad pun jokes here in Sweden). The intimacy argument is better.

[Elle H]

No, that would make me think he was from Gothenburg (infamous for bad pun jokes here in Sweden). The intimacy argument is better.

Fine. I'll just borrow the "Go then" from Gothenburg and leave.

[Jesus Duran]

Fine. I'll just borrow the "Go then" from Gothenburg and leave.

(I'm from Gothenburg.)

[Yama Pi]

(I'm from Gothenburg.)

Is that next to Kombakenstaadt?

[Eliza Potter]

Is that next to Kombakenstaadt?

No, Kombakenstaadt is in Holland, I think. Or perhaps Germany. Never been there myself. People say it's beautiful, though.

[BaNK.RoLL]

No, Kombakenstaadt is in Holland, I think. Or perhaps Germany. Never been there myself. People say it's beautiful, though.

Yeah, that's more fake German than fake Swedish I guess. I can only speak face-slapping German - I don't know any Swedish.

[Noraima Vega]

Yeah, that's more fake German than fake Swedish I guess. I can only speak face-slapping German - I don't know any Swedish.

Well, you can't know everything.