The wild wasteland thing where the three old ladies ambush you, that was just hilarious

1.Santiago addresses himself in third person which makes him a very funny NPC.
2. I ran from a Giant Radscorpion and brought it to Goodsprings and then I just ran inside the prospector saloon and Ringo and Sunny were like "Gah" and "You shouldn't have came to this town!" and then I run outside to see Easy Pete get mauled by the Giant Radscorpion, (I LOLed) and ran for my life and the people of Goodsprings all got mauled, except for Sunny, Ringo, Trudi, Chet, and Mitchell and some other lames. Then I loot its corpse and see Easy Pete's dead body on the side of a broken motorcyle. This event was funny and scary at the same time.

I can't believe nobody has posted this yet: "Shhhh! We're hunting sh*theads" Seriously LMAO!


Rex and the well. (wild wasteland) Sometimes its good to be old and catch those references. I liked the BB gun too. Classic.

The things NPCs say when you pickpocket them and leave a mine or grenade in their pants. Never gets old.

The first time I heard an exited "Is it a dress?"

Killing a member of a group that "likes" me and getting a message that (heavy paraphrase) while they still appreciate my helpful nature, they don't understand my ways.

Already mentioned but really high on my list of best moments of the game: Boxcars. I got the "Powder Gangers grim f*ing reaper" comment and laughed so hard I had to reload from the auto save and hear it again.

I was at my friend's house showing him how to tackle Nightkins.
The he got his bumper sword (he's going pure melee) and next thing we knew we were singing "Forces" as limbs started to fly

Take Boone's 1st Recon Beret off of him.

Hilarious

I had Cass as a companion and I was trying to go to the Nellis Air Force Base.... then when the artillery started, one bomb hit Cass right in the face sending her flying across the houses! :rofl: Then I saw her keep getting hit by random bombs... Good Times

Best thing i've seen in the game by far

Being called the Powder Ganger's grim f%@#*ng reaper :rofl: I had to reload and listen to that quite a few times.....that was fun

Where's that?

Yes Man.
His "face" and dialog are spectacular. The way it is delieverd is all cheery. Actualy made me laugh out loud while I was alone.
I like the cut of his jib!

Seeing 4 NCR Veteran Rangers at Hoover Dam commit suicide.
They all just ran off the side of the damn and died in the water.

Also, the game glitched and made all the people at Camp Golf drunk like on the strip.
Amazing when you see people throw up everywhere.
It doesn't even make sense when you see a Veteran Ranger with a helmet on throw up.

Getting mugged by a merciless band of grannies :blink:

TO be honest, Yes Man creeps the hell out of me. I'm always expecting it to go Skynet and start blasting like a maniac on the Strip
I think I'll turn it into scrap once I'm done

In nipton if I recall correctly walk into the general store and there's a dude that's had his legs smashed up by the legion, but by that point I had killed SOOOOOOOOOO many PG's I'd be scared of me to.

Not to mention the "church" that the Kings hang out in. The entire religion that The King sets up all based off of Elvis. Funniest back story I have heard for a gang.

Nobody's dike is that long. Not even Long dike Johnson and he had a [censored] long dike. Hence the name.

Yes Man is awesome lovely how the voice actor got the sarcasm and tone of voice perfect lol specifically when you ask about the big robot at fort so funny

Romanes Eunt Domus!

Someone HAD to quote ol'Brian

when i clicked on this thread i thought there would be more gambling

I just experienced a moment of bestiality between the King and Rex. I open the door and walked in (forgot to knock) Rex was in the King's lap, with his butt DEEP in the King's face. Gross.

I had just finished the NCR quest to deal with the Great Khans. I did kill their other leader, so they are probably ticked at me. But after I reported back and got the next quest I got a bunch of bad rep from Caesar, Powder Gangers, ect. I didn't really read all the stuff happening. I then went back to Novac to my hotel room and slept for 7 hours, then when I wake up I have 3 Great Khan females in the room. None of them are hostile and they don't have any dialog.. I'm thinking this is an odd glitch, because its my house here. I tried to fix the problem by going outside and coming back in. But then there is a powder ganger in the room who is hostile. WTF I have 3 Great Khan, [censored]s? hit women? and another hitman in my frigging house which is supposed to be a safe place to rest.


Another thing that made me laugh was killing McLafferty. I hid in the corner, took out my recently picked up Plasma Defender, took aim the her head, and fired.
I missed her head, but hit her neck. Sheared her entire neck off, and her head falls right into her lap and stayed with her body sitting upright with her head on her lap

I killed that rat those kids in Freeside are always chasing and the little girl immediately runs over to it and starts chowing down.

I talked to her after that and she was like "Thanks Mister!"

I laughed at the conversation I just had with The Lonesome Drifter.

Drifter: Well, I was born in a little town out Montana way. Me and ma didn't have much, ever since my pa up and left.

Me: [Lady Killer] Wait, Montana? You wouldn't happen to be 17 would you?

Drifter: No sir, I'm 28. Why?

Me: Oh thank god. Forget it. Never mind. So your father left?

lol, I love that lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bh4-9uF7IU :laugh: