Post the little things from new vegas which amused you in any way. Nothing story related and no spoilers just random things
I love the little details you find throughout the world

In a motel a teddy bear with its head shoved down a bath plug
A toaster on the side of a bath in a rundown building :rofl:

A bighorner glitching itself into a fence and then spazzing out which made it look like it humped the fence super fast.
Oh and by Black Mountain there is an Intact Garden Gnome standing on 10 bricks.
I thought it was funny because I thought of Intact Garden Gnome, the user here on the forums.

I was on the side of some steep hill, and I used vats to get some geckos, then The Mysterious Stranger music plays, but he doesn't show up right away. Then behind me at the top of the hill he pops out peek a boo style to take the shot.

I won the MOTHER FKIN LOT-A-REY!

Gambling with high luck :disguise:

Oh, and Fantastic.

When I was at Quarry Junction an NCR hit squad tracked me down......only to meet their doom by the Alpha Deathclaw.

I did the exact same thing. I went in there and I saw it and sent him a message about it right then xD

Battle Cattle

[Small Spoiler]

There was this small side mission where I had to retrieve some money that a couple people skipped out on the casino when they comped tabs for their patrons. It was a ghoul whom the lady who placed the bounty had advised me not to make fun of his eye.

Now, my character is on the up and up, but I've no tolerance for someone who willfully cheats someone else.

Long story short, I come across the guy, intimidate him to giving up the money, THEN intimidate him to give me all his clothes. To add insult to injury, I chose the dialogue to make fun of his eye multiple times til he came at me.

The moment he attacked me, I went into VATS with my Sniper rifle and headshot him. While I had an up close seat into all the gory slow motion head-splatter-age, I noticed that one of the things flying through the air was his eyeball.

.... I about fell out of my seat.

"Assume the position!"

I was in the Ultra-Luxe penthouse grabbing loot when an NCR MP appeared and said, "Fancy seeing you outside the strip," then attacked me. I shot him in the face, then I remembered I was still on the strip.

I killed one of the mercs in the Atomic Wrangler while he was in bed...sleeping with his teddy bear.

I took out 3 securitrons with a pulse grenade in VATS. A message came up that the Mysterious Stranger was unconscious.

I LMFAO...that is awesome hahaha

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i was like........."riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....."

Blind deathclaw that's its actual name

Thew a dynamite stick at a Legionaire Assassin and he flew up 2-3 stories in the air still in his attack stance... and died when he hit the ground XD (musta been a lil glitch)

An incident in the Come Fly With Me Quest...please don't check this if you haven't done the quest...

I was outside Camp forlorn hope sitting on top of a hill watching the NCR and Legion fighting it out. I'm neutral with both so they never attack me. Anyways There was one legionaire left when he got shot by a shotgun from one NCR launching him off his feet while another NCR shot at him and blew off his head while he was flying threw the air. I could not contain my laughter.

Another time I was fighting a bunch of fire geckos, when I realised that I couldn't take them all on I ran into a Camp Nelson with just one gecko following me. I jumped to an innaccessible location. The gecko annihilated everybody in the camp. Awesome. Free loot!

Edit: "I'm a courier, don't you want me to handle your package?"

i think something that made me laugh is what is said about rex"second,he doesnt like hats,or the people wearing them"

buying the game....

But seriously.

I uppercut a glowing one (ghoul) in vats sneak mode..upon hit it rocketed him at least 80 feet into the air(still alive). died on impact to the ground

First Programming Fisto and your character screaming in horror that you're not interested in being 'test drived' :rofl:

Having Arcade pull out his plasma pistol and destroying 3 NCR troopers and I didn't even fire a shot.

O_O
You should've recorded it.
Would've been awesome!

""Oh, my God! I can't feel my legs!" :lmao:

Also, the youthful child cryer:

"We've got items we're not even allowed to sell, people!"

Finding Moira Browns guide and accidentally eating it...

"Game over man, game over!"