Things what made you laugh : Fallout: New Vegas

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:53 am

I'm not sure if it's been mentioned, but No-Bark on New Vegas Radio talking about the ghouls and cave rats. I know there was little things I liked, but I don't remember them. I did think the "I won the lottery" guy was funny.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:50 am

An incident in the Come Fly With Me Quest...please don't check this if you haven't done the quest...

Spoiler

I accidentally launched the rockets in Come Fly With Me, without Jason Bright being on them. He's still wandering around the empty launch pad.

That happened to me too X) and the human is still angry, as if the rockets haven't launched. He still wants to foil their plan...

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:10 pm

Spoiler

I went to see Benny at the Tops, I convince him to go back to his suite without his thugs to have a talk.

Obviously he is shocked I am still alive, and during the talk he expresses how impressed he is I'm still kicking.

So I forgive him for what he did, he high tails it out of the room, and in comes these four thugs with silenced smg's, I beat them to death with my fist weapon Love and Hate since I didn't have anything else (casino took my weapons).

After they're dead I click the intercom by the door, and Benny starts talking "When you're done clean up the room, remove the body and be very thorough, I don't want any trace of him there." or something like that.

To which I respond "Yeah, all four of them, and don't worry. I was thorough." and he responds "What... The [censored]..."

Made me lol hard IRL.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:22 pm

Post the little things from new vegas which amused you in any way. Nothing story related and no spoilers just random things
I love the little details you find throughout the world

In a motel a teddy bear with its head shoved down a bath plug
A toaster on the side of a bath in a rundown building :rofl:

Everything that came out of Cass' mouth.

*****SPOILER ALERT***** Also after I had her executed by the Van Graffs, the guy who popped her says "Did you see the look on that [censored]es face?"

It tickled me so much I reloaded my game and replayed it 3 times.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:54 am

In the Dino-Bite gift shop locked room, the plethora of Dinky figures... And the fact that the boxes are filled with even more!

The Wild Wasteland granny attack with the rolling pins...

No-Bark's description of what happened during Come Fly With Me on New Vegas radio... RELIGIOUS GHOULS I TELL YEA!

F.I.S.T.O. ... Enough said.

The giant red/green plates in Nipton. Has anybody seen giant teddies? I want one.

Beatrix Russel and also the ghoul comedian in Atomic Wrangler

How angry the woman in Ultra=Luxe gets when you say "It's okay, I eat people too."

GAH I LOVE THIS GAME

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:15 am

robot: "Assume the position!"

me: "well... i guess i better test the sixbot before i give it to the garrisons..."

*does*

robot: "Complete"

me: "well that was... different."

That is too funny! Isn't that what CJ says after doing it with Catalina in GTA San Andreas?

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:15 am

When you use VATS and explode their head, looks so overkill. Made me laugh the first couple of times, now it just makes me smile =P

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:21 am

A saw a bighorner last night that was glitching out so it's rear-end was falling into the ground and while it walked forward, it make it looks like a dog scooting on the carpet.

I've seen Pack Brahmin do this after their caravans get into fights. I think it's from having their back legs crippled or something. XD

Also, I can't believe nobody's quoted Fantastic yet. "They asked how well I understood Theoretical Physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in Physics. They said welcome aboard."

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:03 am

When talking to Doc Mitchell at the start of the game as he ask's me to say the first thing to pop up in my mind whe he says the word "mother" the bottom dialogue option is: "human shield". :rofl: Kinda dark humor, but it wouldn't be fallout without it.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:49 am

King "Elvis" talking about his dog was funny, and so is some of the comments Lily the Super Mutant Nightkin makes as a companion, other than her incessant "Oh don't you worry about me deary, your grandma knows how to stay quiet!"

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:49 pm

My own stupidity really,
wondering what the heck kind of weird name Novac was for a town, walking past the no vacancy sign, looking at the no vacancy sign and still not getting what the heck kind of weird name novac was for a town.
Fortunately a few days later the coin finally dropped for me.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:10 am

A mixed group of NCR troopers were cheering the "dancers" outside Gomorrah. After a few seconds the female troopers ran up and started doing the same dance animation.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:01 am

Found a skeleton in a bath full of weird liquid with a straight razor and some psycho on the floor next to it.. Made me laugh..

Set a Legendary Cazador or whatever they called on fire with the incinerator as it was flying straight towards me, as soon as it was on fire it turned around and flew REALLY fast through a tiny little tunnel, never saw it again.. Quite lucky as I couldn't handle it at the time..

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:13 am

When I was looting a building which had a load of dead troopers in I accidently walked over a trip wire which exploded and scared the [censored] out of me. Was funny afterwards <_<

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:52 am

HELL'S GRANNIES!!!

xD I love Monty Python

BTW: I'm a Disciple now!!! YAY!!!!!

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:28 am

the Yes-Man and almost everything he says.

:thumbsup: Great character. I doubt there's been a character in the history of RPGs to offer up so much exposition, and to also blatantly point out every single avenue of choice in one quick funny conversation. It's so weak it shouldn't work, but it's so funny it does. I love Yes Man!

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:10 am

The whole conversation tree with No-Bark in Novac is utterly priceless.

Spoiler

"So ol' No-Bark says, what we got here is a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And they get real quiet when I says that, cause they realize the trouble we're in now." :rofl:

Don't ever change, No-Bark. Don't ever change.

I agree, No-Bark is funny. This is quite funny too, No-Bark says,"These ghouuuuuuuuuuls, I tell ya, going to a new place to call it their home, don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that will make you show your true form! Cave rat taught it to me!" Its genious!

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:46 am

In Freeside, those King gang members are an annoyance, but worth a laugh.

I noticed that when 1 ended his chat, he spoke in a significantly more sinister and sly tone when he ended the convo with "Later!"

For S n' G's I attacked 2 that were right by each other. I imitated his "Later" as I VATS'd his head in 1 shot with my Gobi Sniper Rifle. And then the other began to run away from me and said the exact same "LATER!"

Of course, through laughs, I said "Oh no you don't, you damn hippie!" And as I VATS'd his head, I saluted the screen and said "LATER!"

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:04 pm

Grecks the Ghoul with the funky eye, Keep takeing the mick out of it and he attacks you, Priceless

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:15 am

Trash and her Die-ary. I'm also a huge fan of the insane but civil Nightkin, like Davison with his deity Antler.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:06 am

Oh, and who didn't love the REPCONN HQ? My male character knew what it was like to be a woman for the first time. <3

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:06 am

Shooting a guy so hard in the face that it lops off and he bicycle kicks his own head. No-Bark is pretty good and I thought Beatrix the dom was pretty amusing too. Victor is always consistent with at least making me laugh, chuckle or at least crack a smile.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:24 am

Finding this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:09 pm

Pretty much any line spoken by Tabitha or Raul.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:50 pm

Me and my friends yelling "DYNOMYEEETE!!!!!!" every time I blew somebody up, good times, good times.....