...I now have something to try first thing after work!

Trying to shoot a coyote while in the hills up above Goodsprings. Not using VATS, and just pulling the trigger missing the coyote. Suddenly I get a slow motion deathkill.... from a Bighorner down in Goodsprings that I couldn't even SEE. It's headless corpse is still there harassing me to this day.

When I loaded my saved game in front of the Saloon in Goodsprings....to find a scorpion on top of me:

1) Dead

2) Floating a foot in the air

3) Glitching up and down

Did I mention there was no scorpion when I saved the game?

Did I mention it doesn't go away when I load the game again, or save?

:cryvaultboy:

Rex bit a Fiend in the butt and she went flying through the air and over the nearby mountain range.

i was walking around near then brotherhood of steel base when i went into V.A.T.S to find a bark scorpion with its whole body uinder the ground except its stinger it was like a shark and a brotherhood scribe attacked me with a zap fist i fired my pistol a electical explosion happened and he was half way through a wall

On the Radio. After completing "Come Fly With Me". The interview with No-Bark:

"It was Ghouls. Religious ghouls in rocket ships trying to find a place to call their own. Don't laugh at me...."

Sharpion - New made for television movie from Syfy

The Super Mutant radio station is funny, love the comments about humans - "If humans weren't so stupid, we wouldn't bash their heads in when we try to help them!" and their fear of 'Battle Cattle'.

The trading post 188 or something.
Under the bridge is the gun runner and that one kid who has headgear one; supposedly its his medicine. His voice annoys the crap out of me, so I payed him 100 caps to hear is thoughts. I think I might go back and kill him.

on the New Vegas Strip, the hokers/strippers dancing and the men just standing there making sixist remarks against them.

also if you have Boone following you and you kill NCR troops, he will eventually threaten to stop following you and kill you. That was the last time I killed an NCR.

Now that's funny!

I laughed at Deputy Beagle's whole bit about sleeping in the office when the town got taken over and then I listened to his journal entry...priceless.

I followed the lottery winner out to a Giant Radscorp where I ended up stranded on the fuselage of plane because I didn't have AP rounds. I finally mustered up enough courage to loot the body and run backwards chucking dynamite in VATS until I got to the Nipton Pitstop. Then a Jackal Ganger charged the scorp with a knife shouting "You want some of this". Eventually, my panicked attack killed the ganger and the radscorp, and I come to find out what the Lottery prize really was. All that time, I thought I was going to get some cool treasure.

Ha yes indeed. When that guy said he won the lottery i just decided to kill him, thinking he might of had a crap-ton of caps on him. When i finally figured out what the lottery was. I just laughed. Also the guy who got his legs crippled seemed to be the most unhappy person I met so far in the game

He dropped the F'bomb about 10 times within the dialog, and he called me a "F**king powder ganger murderer"; something along the lines of that.
He reminded me of Lieutenant Dan in Forest Gump, darn angry cripple.

I love talking to Cass in the bar. Her comment about what the statues should be shaking instead of hands had me laughing. I love how sarcastic and vulgar she is.

I dont know how to do spoiler tags. My LAST funny will be a very mild spoiler (the existence of a certain minor NPC).


1) Cass is my companion. She is always making remarks about how the Legion are sixist and do terrible things that degrade women. Meanwhile, I've got her wearing raider painspike armor that makes her look like a mad max prosttute. She makes the [censored]house crier look innocent.

2) A dude came jumping at me over a hill with a crowbar. Apparently he thought he was spider-man because he did a full body spin as if he were doing a roundhouse kick, except he was spinning to hit me with a lead pipe. I shot the arm with the pipe right off his body, and I wasnt even in VATs. Keep it simple, stupid.

MINOR SPOILER

3) I found Jacobstown with Marcus in it. Cool. However, I didnt know thats what I'd found. I was screwing around with the game geometry at the extreme upper extents of snow-capped mountains. Now the whole time, I'd been sniping bighorns for 50 xp or so a pop. So I see a valley and I almost think I see some buildings but I'm not sure. But I definitely see a bighorn. So I get out my rifle and snipe it. I only get a pathetic FIVE experience points. LAME! So I get closer and realize its a community with buildings and a gate and I meet Marcus and etc. Well then I meet Lily and I realize ... OH CRAP! I killed one of Lily's pets. No wonder it was worth only 5 xp. So, as I go down the dialog options, she complains about some of the problems at the camp, apparently including jerks who snipe her bighorns from the mountains. Man, I laughed so hard. I *know* right. What kind of jerkwad would just snipe people's pet bisons from extreme range?

I took Boone's beret. To my surprise he wanted it back! :laugh:

Also, when interrogating this one certain guy, he mentioned some Lou Tennant. Possibly a supermutant. Get it?

EDIT: And pretty everything Cass says! I just can't help but to love that girl, how come she reisted my Lady Killer dialogue check? That's not right Obsidians! I want mah sappy Cass romance! :celebration:

The little Lieutenant reference in Freeside made me chuckle, although I was just waiting for it to be made

While getting rid of a Legion slave camp i found a painting in the wall that said : ROMANUS EUNT DOMUS, just like in Monthy Python's "Life of Brian". :bowdown:

And it′s not the first reference in a FO game of a film by the Monthy Python, just remember "Bridge of Death" in FO2 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Great moments with this new FO.

Victor: "I see you have a friend with you there. Sorry pardner, you have to go in alone" (Something like that)

Me: >Attack< I go where I want!

Victor: Oh boy..

robot: "Assume the position!"

me: "well... i guess i better test the sixbot before i give it to the garrisons..."

*does*

robot: "Complete"

me: "well that was... different."

Victor!

Ok I'll recount my last conversation with him.

Me: What are you doing in Novac?
Victor: "his response".
Me: It's nice to see a friendly face around here.
Victor: "his response".

In my head: Uhm....Victor..we are standing http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/jasonsteele/Game%20Stuff/ScreenShot11.jpg. :blink:

Wacky robot.

My 2nd play through I decided to just whipe out the Powder Gangers and be done with them. I just got to Novac and found Boxcars

Boxcars: "The Legion beats the s*** out of me and breaks my legs! And who walks in? The Powders Gang's grim f****** reaper! Great!"

On my second (current) playthrough, I went through Nipton. This time I decided to explore the town before meeting the CL goons at the town hall. I went into a building, took all the loot, and came out. To my surprise, I see a group of about 5 fire geckos in the town. I have no idea how they got there. Not only did the geckos make short work of the legionnaires, but they also killed all the people on the crosses. I eventually ended up reloading from a previous save. However, I thought it was ironic that the legionnaires were slaughtered in a town they slaughtered.

Then, after I finished clearing out the Nipton town hall, I come out and Tomas runs at me as I'm leaving the town. He is at about half health and says, "Did you see that crazy [censored] attack me?" I replied that I did. But, I didn't see anything at all. I looked around and couldn't find a body anywhere.

Also the powder ganger at Nipton who is going on about winning the lottery. "YEEEAAA!" I thought about putting him down.

I like the New Vegas News station clip where Mr. New Vegas talks about No-Bark. "A local resident talked to a teddy bear next to our microphone."

A chick ran up to me and said the same thing then she went crazy and attacked me. I looked for a body.

Just walked into Freeside past Mick's Shop and I spot a red blip on the radar, I turn around and I see the guy flying the other direction due to Veronica and her powerfist. lol

Saw what i think was 5-6 bighorners mating while i was just wandering around, i think i was near Camp Golf sniping bighorners with my silcenced varmint rifle and what i thought was one walked over a mound of dirt and it looked like it was glitching since the head kept going up and down real fast but then i shot it, i saw a head pop off and a body drop but there was still a buggy bighorner there, three shots and three killes later the bighorner was no longer head banging and one more shot killed the last one, went over to collect the meat and found nearly 5-6 bodies laying there.

And try Sneaking with her !!!