Things what made you laugh : Fallout: New Vegas

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:25 am

I can't recall exactly how she said it, but the one BoS follower commenting on how Legion soldiers mount other men and saying 'Maybe they ARE like the old Empires. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:25 am

Im in novac and I walk into someones bathroom to find the old lady standing on her toilet..... so thats how they do it.....

The lottory winner runs away off.. right into a giant radscorpian....

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:33 pm

So, I'm at the Ultra-Luxe.

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I ask Mortimer in a hushed voice whether he'd be happy with Arcade as a replacement meal. He tells me that he's a bit thin but otherwise... :hubbahubba: Arcade is right behind me, totally oblivious.

Oh, and telling Benny how much getting shot in the head turns me on. :laugh:

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:58 pm

The poor dinosaur shopkeeper in Novac who sighs when he understands I'm not there to buy a souvenir either. :laugh:

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:08 pm

The poor dinosaur shopkeeper in Novac who sighs when he understands I'm not there to buy a souvenir either. :laugh:

I stole all the Dinky figurines and sold them back to him.

That reminds me: Walking into the shopkeeper's motel room and just seeing it littered with dinosaurs. Freaked me out (says the one with teddy bears littering her presidential suite).

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:52 pm

Double post, sorry.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:39 pm

Play a character with low intelligence to see the hilarious dialog, especially anything relating to science or medicine. I was at the medical clinic talking about implants and my character thought the doctor was talking about plants. Also, I was talking to somebody about being an NCR soldier and my character kept on saying how I was a shoulder. I just wish it wasn't limited to only certain dialog, I would love to be playing a serious part of the main quest and sound like an idiot.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:39 pm

"Thirsty? Hungry? Horny?"

That always makes me lol when I walk past and hear that.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:58 pm

The poor dinosaur shopkeeper in Novac who sighs when he understands I'm not there to buy a souvenir either. :laugh:

I thought his reactions when you tell him

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that you were responsible for getting Jeannie may killed

were pretty hilarious as well.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:07 am

I start giggling whenever I get to bother Mr. House, Boone, (or anyone else really) with inane and unnecessary pvssyr. :talk:

"Do you ever take off your beret?! SO. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WIFE."
It's like, YES! I get to be annoying, even in a game! :'P

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:55 am

I liked the fact that it looks like Novac got it's name from the No Vacancy sign next to the hotel having lost the letters ancy.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:49 am

First Programming Fisto and your character screaming in horror that you're not interested in being 'test drived' :rofl:

I had my character take the test drive. The response I chose afterwards was "I can't feel my legs!"

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:59 am

The whole conversation tree with No-Bark in Novac is utterly priceless.

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"So ol' No-Bark says, what we got here is a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And they get real quiet when I says that, cause they realize the trouble we're in now." :rofl:

Don't ever change, No-Bark. Don't ever change.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:32 am

No-Bark and Antler and Lily.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:50 am

Finding a toaster in a bathtub in Westside.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:56 pm

When you first encounter Lily and she confuses you for her grandson Jimmy and asks for you to " give granny some sugar ". Very funny to hear from a Super Mutant

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» Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:35 am

Meeting Mean Sonofa[censored] in Westside and hearing him pronounce his name.

Im still laughing.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:13 pm

The title of the thread.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:40 pm

Pimpboy 3 billion
Boxcars reaction to me (i had very poor reputation with the powder gangers)

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:03 am

Boxcars in Nipton had me rolling. Also, the old man in Novac that said the "commie gouls wanted to turn the moon pink and then paint Lenin's face on it.". That line killed me.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:12 pm

Ehhh, not special, but I laughed aloud when in the Primm Casino, a fellow says "So you're the one that's gonna bring law to us... etc...", then I had the PC pick up a cigarette off the floor, and everyone in the whole building pulled guns and shot him to death.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:35 pm

"Assume the position!"......"I can't feel my legs!"

"Go talk to the idiot wearing sunglasses in the back of the building.." *quest help* "Go talk to the idiot wearing sunglasses in the back of the building."

"What we got here is a Chupacabra with an automatic weapon."

Glad to see the humor from Fallout 1 & 2 return. Thank you Obsidian for taking back the series!

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:41 pm

My character has really low intelligence and luck because the rest of his stats are maxed.

Because of this, when I was doing the Helios One Mission and I was talking to Fantastic my dialogue options were things like:

"Who you?"
"Whats this big shiny Juicer?"
"What you do?"

At first I thought it was a typo, when I saw it in an unrelated quest, but then my whole dialog menu was filled with really dumb things. It was very funny

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:19 pm

The lottory winner runs away off.. right into a giant radscorpian....

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Loved that one!

The first time I met Jason Bright he was twitching oddly (and quite suggestively) in the hallway with his head stuck in the ceiling. Very wierd and I have a screen shot.
http://www.neoncranium.com/jasonbright.jpg
Unfortunately you can't see the twitchy vulgar spasms in the pic which made it look so bizzare.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:58 pm

A Mr. Handy (GI model) started to say: "Shoot first and let God sort it out." But, Boone only let him say: "Shoot first and let God"

No-Bark Noonan in Novac: "Well, says No-Bark, we got a Chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in."

No joke I nearly peed my pants when he said that.

Edit0- Can't spell sort today.