Things what made you laugh : Fallout: New Vegas

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:26 pm

Everything about Black Mountain Radio.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:32 pm

"That boy is about as useful as [censored] on a radscorpion..." I LOL'd!

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:04 pm

I was near New Vegas and saw a bunch of bighorns pasturing.
"Hehe. Food!" I think. I whip out mah trusty scoped Varmint Rifle, crouch, adjust, and shoot the male in the head.
Then the whole group stampedes on me and shreds me to pieces.
:celebration:

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:33 pm

The one lady in the mining town north of Goodsprings who talks about her "Grandma's recipe for Deathclaw omelettes". And how she lived in Modoc, and had a fresh supply of deathclaw eggs until someone, ("the chosen one" in FO2), came by and killed it.

Also the older lady in the town with the T-Rex, commenting on how she used to fly vertibirds, and only lost one over in Klamath.

I absolutely loved seeing the references back to FO2.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:05 am

smallish spoiler:

Spoiler

getting called an infidel by the assassin during the quest where you save the president

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:30 pm

To compliment the "Battle Cattle"...

"You buy Wind Brahmin"

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:38 pm

I won the MOTHER FKIN LOT-A-REY!

This.

Also: Bumper Sword

And: "Nobody's dike is that long. Not even Long dike Johnson, and he had a looong dike, hence the name"

Felecia Day is great too. I didn't know she was in the game but as soon as I met her I knew her voice. I love Boone's spotter perk but I couldn't pass up having Felecia follow me around being a smart ass.

Boxcars in Nipton had me rolling.

Yeah, I really liked him too.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:16 pm

My female character is all decked out in reinforced leather armor and I put on the wrong hat - the Pre-war bonnet!

So here she is running around the wasteland in a white sunbonnet ROFL - really looked sooo silly I did LOL.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:54 pm

Veronica - "I'll let people know to name their non-ugly babies after you, promise!"

...and I LOVE Felicia Day too, was so excited, went straight for her when I started haha.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:39 am

Victor: "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:21 pm

Veronica - "I'll let people know to name their non-ugly babies after you, promise!"

...and I LOVE Felicia Day too, was so excited, went straight for her when I started haha.

Her answer to "How did you join the Brotherhood?" was priceless!

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:48 am

That reminds me: Walking into the shopkeeper's motel room and just seeing it littered with dinosaurs. Freaked me out (says the one with teddy bears littering her presidential suite).

LOL... the exact thought that went through my mind when I went into his room was, "Well, SOMEONE's a little obsessed!"

And yes... I collect Teddy Bears too... Right now Boone's holding all of mine until I settle down. :hehe:

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:10 pm

"I took out 3 securitrons with a pulse grenade in VATS. A message came up that the Mysterious Stranger was unconscious."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome...that is AWESOME!

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:15 am

easy pete and sunny smiles randomly being outside by Neil's shack. the sounds dogs sometimes make when you vats kill them, it sounds like a guy saying wow in a deep voice on a microphone.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:52 am

I entered Nipton's main hall. I was confronted with 3 Legion Mongrel Dogs. 2 of which came at me down the hall and the other took a door on the side of the hallway which had an exit immediately to my left.

I went into VATS and sniped both dogs, and upon coming out of VATS I swapped to my rifle and aimed at the door where the other dog was gonna come out.

Shortly after, I hear "Beep. BOOM!" and a dog yelp as his lifeless body cartwheels cleanly out the door and out of line of sight.

Guess there was a mine over there.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:30 pm

I’m actually surprised how many times I laugh out loud.

Most everything No-Bark says makes me laugh.

And a couple I heavily paraphrase:

“It’s not often [Kidnapped Character You Untie ] gets himself out of a kidnapping, not to diminish your small part in the matter.”

“So far he’s just been turning dials on the intercom system, because he thinks since it’s the biggest console it has to be the most important”.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:56 pm

I stole all the Dinky figurines and sold them back to him.

That reminds me: Walking into the shopkeeper's motel room and just seeing it littered with dinosaurs. Freaked me out (says the one with teddy bears littering her presidential suite).

Did you notice the dinosaurs wearing rollerskates? LOL At least I think they were on the angle I saw them!

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:21 pm

the Yes-Man and almost everything he says.

on a roadsign someone wrote "plz let it all end" with someone else written beneath "stop being a whimp"

the whole ncr thing if you choose for yourself with yes-man in the end.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:32 pm

For me it has to be these incidents which i stumbled upon.

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» Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:59 am

Jacobstown - seriously a cool place to stay haha....it felt strange and fun at the same time - and the most important part - MARCUS !

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:10 pm

Sneaking through a hallway and chucking a frag grenade into a room full of powdergangers, hearing it explode and one guy going "OH [censored]!!!". It was just funny, I dunno.

» Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:55 am

The best so far was finding the cave with the "Rodents of Unusual Size" in it.

Great Princess Bride reference and made my wife & I LOL.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:41 pm

The kid advertising "Wow I can see right down the barrel"

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:37 pm

When I walked up to a Legionaire and he says something like "Go ahead attack me, give me a reason to kill you" and I shoot him in the face with my Hunting Shotgun and loot his body.

» Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:54 pm

The moment I discovered I could ignite the dynamite in my enemy's hands by shooting it....

... I didn't stop laughing for a good three or four minutes after taking out an entire hoard of anklebiters with this.

I want to know why there's no Challenge for this!! ;P