Wow, I'd shake your hand just for the Nike and Apple ones.

Microsoft, plain and simple. Not specifics, just the entire company and their cheesy slim ball ways.

Customers

The customer is always right, UNLESS they are WRONG. Most customers at the chain I work at leave food all over the tables and floor, etc, and one guy got mad at me for taking his empty tray, and said something about me taking his house next. Although some customers are well-behaved.

edit: And Microsoft (thanks semperfiman). I like windows (7), but MS itself...

You crossed the line, mister! Girls with short hair is a sight to behold!

I personally like Windows 7 and de' Xbox 360 so at least Microsoft did two things correctly. (Windows XP too if ye' wanna add older stuff).

I crack my front AND back windows on the driver's side when I need to smoke in cold/rainy weather. That lets the air flow through instead of having nowhere for it to go. There is a little noise, but not near as much as just having one window open

I have to agree. While I do not HATE Catcher In The Rye, it certainly is NOT a great literary work of art.

Here is my favorite scene from Family Guy where http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n44L0EqNz5Y. There is a Catcher In The Rye reference in there, too

Is there any other way to be an English professor?

you dont live near me do you cause the guy above me is like that he will shout about my noise at 10pm when im shouting at my cat to stop scratching the furniture just for him to play crap music until 3-5am not to mention the arguments an crap he has with his friend an girlfriend or i assume shes his girlfriend.

Anyway i dont really get infuriated alot or atleast not a lot i can talk about on the forums but what pisses me off though is reality tv i dont even watch the crap an i still hear about x factor and im a celebrity anytime i go round my mothers cause she just loves going on about it.

Take the last celeb big brother she assumed i cared that helen i think it was helen was the sister of a neighbour i keep telling her over an over that i dont give a flying rats rear end if any of the family appeared on some crap reality tv show which some have apparently.

Reality tv is pretty much the reason why the latest generation of kids and young advlts are so damn stupid the easiest way to fix that would be to turn romeo an juliet into a reality tv show.

An like i said what does infuriate me though is the way certain types of criminals get pampered an treated better then the victims family i wont say what kind but everyone can probably guess which i mean an if thats not blood boiling enough even the young criminals get pampered and are giving consoles and tvs and live the life of luxury if i was in charge id give them a noose only i dont care if your 10 or 30 if you kill someone you aint getting a warm bed to sleep in or toilet roll your lucky if you get a cold floor to sleep on.

As for the first type id stick them in a cell with the biggest gay criminals i could find after all you reap the rewards from the seeds you sow.

Overly stupid people (like most "Swag" and "YOLO" idiots)

Plagearism

Femenists that are just out to cause harm and get attention rather than actually trying to change something

Dubstep

Lazy people

People who look at a game's graphics and just say "looks crap"

People who try to force their opinions on me

People who mindlessly like something just because everybody else does (CoD, Apple Products, some music genres etc)

People who dress up as animals as if it's normal

These things infuriate me to no end

People that confuse immortality with longevity.

Well after reading most of the posts i can now honestly say that we are all messed up an need anger management classes which is weird cause i deal with my anger by playing games like just cause or mercenaries an blowing everything up.

An some of what you have all said i agree with an some seem stupid to me and others to others i say lets just mute everyone who ever says crap like yolo or swag or listen to skrillex like what is skrillex a new std or something or is that the sound chavs make when they have six.

I ask this whatever happened to the english language.

• the "Fallout 4 is confirmed because we think it's next" crowd. IT's likely, but it hasn't been confirmed, so I'm just going to wait and see without jumping to conclusions
• Jumping to conclusions (Especially stupid ones(not talking about fallout 4 here, that's a plausible one))

When people think... 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 x 0 = 0

Also, when people say Skyrim has good writing.

I know what it is, but I'm curious as to what you think it is...

It's 4.

Are you saying it's 4 squared?

How would it be 4 if there is five 1's

Because order of operations.

Multiplication before addition, so...

1 x 0 = 0

Then addition and there are only four 1's left and a 0, so...

1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 0 = 4

Yes, yes I forgot my basic maths skills for a second

It's definitely still 4^2, though.

Children skipping in my house. I actually almost yelled at my nephew for doing this once. He was actually not being good at all that day, so I wasn't the only one who was annoyed with him. I also get a bit annoyed at the fact that I can hear the vibrations of footsteps in the house. My dad is a big guy who is quite tall, so his footsteps actually are very distinct and easy to notice.

I can also hear everything in general oftentimes. My parents have had to be very careful when to speak of stuff around Christmas because I probably can hear them in most rooms. My PS2 is beginning to show its age and it angers me as I hate when games control the camera on their own, begin playing the game on their own(happens with Suikoden III), or even decide to forget memory cards exist until I have shoved the things into the memory card slots over and over for five minutes or something.

Actually have two copies of The Punisher for PS2 because of this problem. I searched everywhere to see what was wrong. No one had the problem, it seems. Then I took out the memory cards after having had enough of messing with two copies of the same game to find out the first copy I bought was just fine, it simply was a victim of my PS2's age. Then there's mini games in PS2 games that require vibration to fully enjoy. My PS2 has never had this function working right, so I never can enjoy these mini games unless I borrow my nephew's PS2.

I've gone bought multiple controllers thinking it was a controller thing. Nope. It isn't. There's something in the system itself that has malfunctioned long ago.

It took me forever to get decent at math. I wasn't being given good enough explanations for some math, so I couldn't understand it. I have to have a tutor help me with math because I need to be worked through this stuff to do it well.