Why do you hate the Nords in Skyrim?...

Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:07 am

Exactly. Fallout is like this, but it has its incredibly black, twisted sense of humor (which I love) to balance it out. Skyrim has no humor, at all. I actually just wanted to stay with Sheogorath for hours, because he was the only thing in Skyrim that could make me laugh. Twas sad when I completed that quest.

You forget Sanguine's quest. While it doesn't have the Benny Hill moment it did in Oblivion, it was pretty funny.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:31 am

Oy. I know I've posted an old PVP Online strip before about Why Furries Are Bad. ;) I think I got somebody all riled up in that thread, to be honest.
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:27 pm

You forget Sanguine's quest. While it doesn't have the Benny Hill moment it did in Oblivion, it was pretty funny.

I actually haven't gotten past the first part of it, mainly because I'm always doing another quest when I start that one.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:42 am

White Guilt.

There's that.

I have noticed the identification of the Nord/Stormcloak cause with racism comes very easy to some (see all the "Stormcloak vs. imperial" threads). Such an impression would be less available if some racial roles had been reversed, I believe.

The "drunken Nord louts insult dark woman" incident, when you first enter Windhelm, is all too recoganizable and is almost irresistable in its forgone conclusions about the stormcloak cause. If that doesn't trigger the white guilt, the semi-apartheid system of Nords/dunmer in the city will.

As some posts higher indicate, the Nords are OK as long as they're just dumb, jovial drunks some with rough edges and a Santa-Claus laugh, as in earlier TES games. But rallied around a serious political cause akin to nationalism, they suddenly become a lot more threatening and also seem to make a lot of people uneasy.

I don't know if it was Bethesda's intention to make the choice the player can make in the civil war such a loaded question (including racism and nationalism, but also other touchy subjects such as imperialism and religious intolerance and persecution). But if it was their intention, they succeeded. Nothing about Skyrim sparks as lively a debate as a topic on the merits of the Stormcloak cause.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:55 pm

guys, guys. Thor and Conan are pretty much the same person. ok not really but cmon. theyre both barbarians, they both have a history of general bad-assery, and they are both all about killing. just saying. only difference is, thor has a beard.

Beard > No Beard
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:47 am

I first began playing as an Argonian, then nord, then Wood elf , then nord, then kajhiit, then nord. so i'm sticking with nord, but due to the lag, i've made another account on my playstation that is an orc for fun. I love Nods...
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:53 am

Exactly. Fallout is like this, but it has its incredibly black, twisted sense of humor (which I love) to balance it out. Skyrim has no humor, at all. I actually just wanted to stay with Sheogorath for hours, because he was the only thing in Skyrim that could make me laugh. Twas sad when I completed that quest. I use the Wabbajack as much as I possibly can just to brighten the place up, even if that means turning my enemies into sweetrolls, and then eating them. Fun fun fun!

EDIT: Hell, M'aiq isn't even a liar anymore. Everything he says in game is actually 100% true. That's no fun.

True. Sheogorath has to be the most memorable figure in the TES series. I'm glad to have met him.(by memorable I mean if you ask somebody name one person in TES, he's probably the most people will know)
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:28 am

There's that.

I have noticed the identification of the Nord/Stormcloak cause with racism comes very easy to some (see all the "Stormcloak vs. imperial" threads). Such an impression would be less available if some racial roles had been reversed, I believe.

The "drunken Nord louts insult dark woman" incident, when you first enter Windhelm, is all too recoganizable and is almost irresistable in its forgone conclusions about the stormcloak cause. If that doesn't trigger the white guilt, the semi-apartheid system of Nords/dunmer in the city will.

As some posts higher indicate, the Nords are OK as long as they're just dumb, jovial drunks some with rough edges and a Santa-Claus laugh, as in earlier TES games. But rallied around a serious political cause akin to nationalism, they suddenly become a lot more threatening and also seem to make a lot of people uneasy.

I don't know if it was Bethesda's intention to make the choice the player can make in the civil war such a loaded question (including racism and nationalism, but also other touchy subjects such as imperialism and religious intolerance and persecution). But if it was their intention, they succeeded. Nothing about Skyrim sparks as lively a debate as a topic on the merits of the Stormcloak cause.

Yeah, you know, I agree. I'm kinda wanting to see where this thread goes: http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1330184-bretons-and-their-feeling-towards-the-forsworn/
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:10 am

Yeah, you know, I agree. I'm kinda wanting to see where this thread goes: http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1330184-bretons-and-their-feeling-towards-the-forsworn/
Ten bucks on WWII.

PS.: Why does It always double-quote on chrome?
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:39 am

Ten bucks on WWII.

PS.: Why does It always double-quote on chrome?

Well, yeah, people do seem to be shoehorning things into a WW2 anology. That being said, I do find the Thalmor a bit SS-like. Their black robes probably help cement the impression.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:22 am

Here's a little anology I came up with (if it makes sense) I join the U.S. Army because I HATE every single other country am I right? That's about the logic of this OP's thread
(No Offense)
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:14 am

I don't hate Nords, but I don't like them either. I'd say they are my least favorite race in the series.


I always choose to play as races I don't get to play as, often. I currently have rolled a Argonian, Orc, Redguard and a Khajiit. May roll a Darkelf later.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:10 am

:rofl: I'd forgotten those Nords. Fast forward to the present - the Nords are still having problems with witches, but at least they've stopped losing their clothes!

That's true! :D I used to tuse those guys as landmarks because I began to mix up the roads around that region. Ah, good times!

Remember "Seen any elves"? Real wit, that...

I wasn't into barbarians and was worried that Skyrim was going to be doing the cliches - which really was silly of me. Nobody's going to play one long joke for many hours. TES is good at portraying its citizens as varied and divided by personal and political concerns.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:33 am

well i don't hate playing as a nord, i just hate that the nords have to be racist to every other race that isn't a nord, i respect their honor but that's about it.
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:48 pm

I don't like their racism, hatred of magic, dumbness, etc. I tend to RP as a Khajiit the first time I make a character in any ES game. I actually started out with a Nord in Skyrim, but I got bored with him. Personally, I just don't like playing as a human in a fantasy game. Seems rather pointless.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:19 am

The absolute best, most awesome character I have created is a Nord male. I noticed that every preset still has annoying dimples after every custom creation. Even Nord NPC's have dimples on their cheeks. I hate dimples! Why is there no way to get rid of them! No Breton males have dimples, but I want to be a Nord. Ugh... so annoying. Everytime I look at my character, the dimples are all that I focus on.
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:06 pm

I don't dislike the nords at all. My third character is one. No problems so far.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:38 am

I always played as an Argonian in every TES game. Their culture is interesting and the way they think and their general outlook on life reminds me of myself so it was easier to roleplay it for a first/main character. When I arrived in Skyrim and the Nords, especially the Sons of Skyrim were calling me lizard and made it obvious that I am not welcomed in their homeland I kind of started to dislike them. Not to mention seeing the Argonian ghetto quarter in Windhelm made me quite angry. Bunch of racists.

It could be worse though. At least the Nords don't want to enslave beast races like the Dunmers did in Morrowind.
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:24 pm

humans are boring and beasts are bad ass, of course that is only my reason
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