You cant marry the hottest woman in the game

Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:34 am

I saw someone mention Elisif so I have to say; she's got the cute voice but that face? Ew.
Silgja (or however you spell it) is adorable in my own opinion and Ysolda, whilst having a little oddness about her features, is a sweetheart. So I'm torn between the two of them. I guess I haven't met ALL the marriable ladies yet though so I'm holding off a bit longer before heading to Riften.
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Maeva
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:32 am

Whats the point of getting married in this game. Unless they can be come companions on adventures or bang your character, really what is the point.
To relive old sitcoms from the sixties, with bland conversation and one spouse serving to cook meals? :biggrin: jk. OT i believe the housecarl of solitude (i forget the name) was rather attractive as females go.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:58 am

I haven't played it through yet, but the shopkeeper wannabe is pretty in Whiterun, Ysolde?....also the girl in Bannermare Inn that you can save from those scimitar wielding guys.

Are they available?

But then, you kill hags and riffraff, they all have that same beautiful body...and really? Do I need a wife in a game? Not really, if I didn't RP it prefectly.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:04 am

I would like to marry my companion Illia, not for her looks, but because I really appreciate her after fighting 80hrs+ side by side. However, every time I get home, another girl sits in my sleeping room wanting to marry me, while I cannot marry beloved Illia. This game can be heartbreaking. :blush:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:22 am

Most of the woman you can marry are ugly man. For some reason you cant marry the hottest woman you do quests for. Sure there's a few exceptions but you cant marry the best looking ones, like Ingun Black Briar for example. If you're an assassin or a thief and you married the Black Briar girl, how cool would that be? She's supposed to be your girl! There's a lot of other woman. Cant remember off the top of my head, but Im sure most people here know what Im talkin about. And yeah, these chicks are based on real woman.

The marriage in this game is a debatable addition - at least at the current state.
I understand that it's impossible to made every "free" Npc approachable,but i would have preferred at least more depth in this feature than wearing an amulet and having a "virtual life" "without six" :biggrin:

Apart from joke,i really don't need marriage,romance or six in a "fantasy" game like this. Only more depth and moral choices to allow a more mature experience in a M rated product (only on paper) if i've had to choose.

But don't despair, after all we already have decapitations and hundreds of murders,maybe in the future we can have six and bad language as well :biggrin:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:38 am

I haven't played it through yet, but the shopkeeper wannabe is pretty in Whiterun, Ysolde?....also the girl in Bannermare Inn that you can save from those scimitar wielding guys.

Are they available?

But then, you kill hags and riffraff, they all have that same beautiful body...and really? Do I need a wife in a game? Not really, if I didn't RP it prefectly.
Ysolde is saadia isn't.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:07 pm

after all we already have decapitations and hundreds of murders,maybe in the future we can have six and bad language as well :biggrin:
Sorry, probably not in an American game. Extreme violence seems to be no problem in American media, but even the faintest indication of six or even just nakedness seems to be reason for excommunication in the USA. At least, this is how we witness it in Europe. In Europe, it is exactly the other way round, we have absolutely no problems with nakedness and six, this its just healthy nature for us, but only a small minority over here enjoys extreme violence.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:58 pm

Two points.

1. There is an "OP's mom" joke in there somewhere.

2. It would have been great to make ANY NPC marriageable after any quests they were key players in was completed, but the voice acting was likely only recorded for the current spouse options. I mean, how cool would it have been to marry Elsif the Fair and live in the Blue Palace? :biggrin:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:04 pm

Vex fan here :biggrin: I'd like the marriage to have a specific different questline for each npc available. That would require a lot of work and most likely less npcs that one can marry, but hey, I like substance over quantity. The amulet thing and bam! the stranger calls my character "my love" is too forced and cheap imo.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:52 am

Sorry, probably not in an American game. Extreme violence seems to be no problem in American media, but even the faintest indication of six or even just nakedness seems to be reason for excommunication in the USA. At least, this is how we witness it in Europe. In Europe, it is exactly the other way round, we have absolutely no problems with nakedness and six, this its just healthy nature for us, but only a small minority over here enjoys extreme violence.
True that.
Even in an 18 game like Dragon Age - you could slash and hack your way all over the shop but the moment you and ...whoever... decided to get jiggy with it - (which was even then a touch too radical for some, if I remember rightly) - the characters "did the nasty" in their undies.
Which seemed to me absurd, given the context, but there you go...
[EDIT] - I should point out that I'm not bemoaning the lack of an x-rated skin flick, I'm just making a comparison is all.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:31 pm

I want to marry Lisette =(
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:43 am

Black parents have white kids. It IS kinda weird.
Like the opposite of Fable II. =p

but in fable III ...
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:15 am

Sorry, probably not in an American game. Extreme violence seems to be no problem in American media, but even the faintest indication of six or even just nakedness seems to be reason for excommunication in the USA. At least, this is how we witness it in Europe. In Europe, it is exactly the other way round, we have absolutely no problems with nakedness and six, this its just healthy nature for us, but only a small minority over here enjoys extreme violence.

I know (unfortunately) mine was a simple joke on this absurdity :wink:

All i can say is that in real life i would be far more disgusted If I came across a decapitated body rather than a naked one - or two or more people that were making six for that matter.

A naked body can be artistic,and six gave us life and/or simple fulfillment; i don't see nothing wrong to display them - preferably "with class" -in a M rated product. :smile:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:20 am

With some modding, you can marry Lydia...and again with some modding, she's pretty hot too!

My wife Lydia, leveled up to my own level, but with stats that almost mirror mine lol (they are the opposite of mine):

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/469737859236493531/E2752F3DF91F40DA50A68173388F618EA0BBA3FB/
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:39 am

Also i want to see beast and Mer children.
I would also like to be able to marry a Khajiit follower--since my Khajiit does not have a permanent home, but takes his tent along with him. And the children should be able to go with him--not into dungeons or caves, they could stay with the tent.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:12 am

Might be the staff of Bethesda's experience with the world.

:lol:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:23 am

I wanted to marry Susanna The Wicked :(
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Susanna_the_Wicked
she's hot yo
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:26 am

Most of the woman you can marry are ugly man. For some reason you cant marry the hottest woman you do quests for. Sure there's a few exceptions but you cant marry the best looking ones, like Ingun Black Briar for example. If you're an assassin or a thief and you married the Black Briar girl, how cool would that be? She's supposed to be your girl! There's a lot of other woman. Cant remember off the top of my head, but Im sure most people here know what Im talkin about. And yeah, these chicks are based on real woman.
you can't marry ingun because maven won't allow it...she's not gonna let some poor nobody marry her only daughter and mooch off her mead and money. ;)
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:42 am


Sorry, probably not in an American game. Extreme violence seems to be no problem in American media, but even the faintest indication of six or even just nakedness seems to be reason for excommunication in the USA. At least, this is how we witness it in Europe. In Europe, it is exactly the other way round, we have absolutely no problems with nakedness and six, this its just healthy nature for us, but only a small minority over here enjoys extreme violence.
ha so true, most americans are so prude in public yet perverted in private. It's equally funny that male nudity is more accepted then female nudity in america, guy butt is shown on tv without any complaints but god forbid if you see bare female butt...my theory is there's many closet gays and overweight insecure women so thats why beautiful female nudity is frowned on.

The proof is in gta as well..full frontal male nudity was shown in a mission scene with no outcry but strippers nippies are taped with a big X for no no.

Americans are so soft nowadays, i'm almost ashamed to call myself 1 :P
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:30 pm

"Its what's inside that matters, not the outsides."
What do you see first, which is more accurate to who that person is?
Outside B)
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:17 am

/me like me some http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/523780343955225198/C169A2643B43C14E77685F21031C42941C7FA2A2/, but sadly that is not possible.

Agreed :(
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:36 am

When was the last time your character washed?

The best-looking women won't go out with a dungeon crawler, everyone! Personal hygiene, please. Also, you haven't gone to the toilet since you entered the province and have drunk all kinds of weird stuff since. Your character likely has serious bowel trouble.

Sincerely, love doctor Reinhart sixsmith :wink:

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/523780343955225198/C169A2643B43C14E77685F21031C42941C7FA2A2/,

The other thing I think when I see that picture (and the dialogue option) is 'STI.'
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:00 am

Aela of the companions would be much hotter looking if she didnt have the facepaint, but thats just my oppinion.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:02 pm

Also i want to see beast and Mer children.
Yeah i would love to see Nord children beat up Elf children.. maybe some sort of arena with betting options..
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:08 am

No one has really mentioned the main perk (main reason to get married) - Lover's Comfort. Skills level up 15% faster.
I married Sylgja. Then I met her mom - who is even nicer! Yikes she's fine.
The Shatter-shield daughter up in Whiterun is really sweet too, nicer than the alchemist Black-briar in Riften.
Vex?!
Yeah okay, but I guess it never occurred to me...
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