You cant marry the hottest woman in the game

Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:10 am

so I married Sapphire. Still won't tell me her name :\

That's another one right there. Sapphire is very nice.
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Miss Hayley
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:49 pm

The one lady I was disappointed I could not marry was Fastred of Ivarstead. All the talk about her romances and wanting to adventure, I was sure she was a good catch. Got my first amulet of Mara and headed straight for her, only to find she wasn't interested. I was glad to hook her up with my main man Klimmek though. They make a good couple. :)
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Kristina Campbell
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:51 am

You're saying this even though people fawn over Muiri and the most sixy fan art on dA is for Cicero. You need to lower your standards when considering what people go for. lol

Muiri and Ingun are my two favourite women in Skyrim. The crazier, the better.

EDIT: Forgot about Sapphire. Another crazy gem (pun intended). You have my top three.
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Anna S
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:49 am

Yeah marriage is pretty disappointing at least as far as spouse selection goes, I would be pretty happy with these tweaks though.
  • Ingun Black Briar - Would be a great family to marry into as a thief character
  • Vex - best looking imperial imo
  • A Woodelf spouse option
  • A Khajiit spouse option
  • Hroki - best looking nord imo
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Nikki Lawrence
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:47 am

When was the last time your character washed?

The best-looking women won't go out with a dungeon crawler, everyone! Personal hygiene, please. Also, you haven't gone to the toilet since you entered the province and have drunk all kinds of weird stuff since. Your character likely has serious bowel trouble.

Sincerely, love doctor Reinhart sixsmith :wink:

So that's why the ladies don't like my http://i1069.photobucket.com/albums/u476/arconacor/TESV2012-03-0110-30-59-66.jpg. Walking around in a bloody jester suit doesn't really help him. :tongue:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:59 am

Mjoll all the way...she yaps a lot, but she is a buzzsaw...
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Loane
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:32 am

Also i want to see beast and Mer children.
Also i want to see beast and Mer children.
Heckyeah! all that stuff about everone being unique was a load of crap sure a kid might have a different hairdoo but they are all the same! once i fought 3 identical bandits at the same time! and dont joke about it, that was a MAJOR dissapointment to me!
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:30 pm

Sorry, probably not in an American game. Extreme violence seems to be no problem in American media, but even the faintest indication of six or even just nakedness seems to be reason for excommunication in the USA.

Agree completely and I find it to be a crock of sh1te!
In many ways, I find Europeans to have a more civilized attitude towards many things.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:45 am



Agree completely and I find it to be a crock of sh1te!
In many ways, I find Europeans to have a more civilized attitude towards many things.
europe should be more civilized, american civilization as we know it is only a few hundred years old ;)
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:34 pm

Elisef the Fair?


Actually, I just want there to be Khajiit marriage options. THAT is the most important. Poor kitties can't marry within their own race... =(

And Wood Elf options. I really wanted my girl to marry Faendal. :(
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:51 pm

I'd like to see more Argonian options, as I always play one, and also think they missed an opportunity to run a related quest in Riften. In the Bee & Barb, Talen-Jei is smitten with Keerava, and asks for your help in getting gems for the proposal band he wants to offer her; once you have the gems, though, you don't have the option to go behind his back and take her for yourself instead, should you so desire. Kind of like the competition between Sven and Faendal for Camilla Valerius, but this time involving the player.

Side note: I'd also like them to fix the bugs with the few Argonian options that do exist, as the only one that can be reliably gotten is Scouts-Many-Marshes since the other two have dialogue problems and don't always offer.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:49 am

Just be glad there is even a marriage system...
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Kelly John
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:08 pm

Marry Elisif : She becomes High Queen : Elisif has an unfortunate 'accident' : Dovakhin becomes High King....sounds like a career option to me.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:38 pm

I just want the option to use Karliah's eye color for elf characters.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:58 am

Muiri and Ingun are my two favourite women in Skyrim. The crazier, the better.

EDIT: Forgot about Sapphire. Another crazy gem (pun intended). You have my top three.

She does have

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[censored] as a backstory

but that just means you can teach her the meaning of luuuuuurvve...
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:53 am

you can't marry ingun because maven won't allow it...she's not gonna let some poor nobody marry her only daughter and mooch off her mead and money. :wink:

Hey, I walked into Maven's house at breakfast and Ingun said, "I hope you aren't here to cause any trouble." Maven then chastised her for persuing her interests in alchemy. Ingun shot back that she'd do as she'd please. Hemming, who, for reasons known only to himself, was sitting cross-legged on the table, tried to impress me with his warrior skills. I sidled past him and, making sure the Amulet of Mara was around my neck, got Ingun's attention. She was agog that somebody took a fancy to her. Well, the deal was sealed. I enjoy calling Maven "mother" when she demands why, in the name of Oblivion, I'm talking to her. The irony is that Hemming, as steward, has to choke on calling her mother, and instead address her as "Maven"! Totally worth it.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:26 pm

Elisef the Fair?


Actually, I just want there to be Khajiit marriage options. THAT is the most important. Poor kitties can't marry within their own race... =(

My Bosmer is forever alone as well.
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Imy Davies
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:34 am

One statement for you: Most of the NPCs in Skyrim have the depth of a frying pan.

Actually, each marriable NPC seem to have a unique personality to them. Some people you marry may go out and explore the world while you are gone or explore the town. Others will only stay in your home. While some will cheat on you. I am glad the one I married is one who stays in my house all the time and doesn't chat on me then again, Argonians are quite Loyal like that.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:24 pm

Ingun Black Briar looks like a man lol jk but the game would be the same without a marriage system
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:30 am

Ok, so there are two technical-Redguard kids... the other one being in Markarth...
Children in Tamriel take the racial traits of the mother and racial traits of the father may be present. Read Notes on Racial Phylogeny

I know (unfortunately) mine was a simple joke on this absurdity :wink:

All i can say is that in real life i would be far more disgusted If I came across a decapitated body rather than a naked one - or two or more people that were making six for that matter.

A naked body can be artistic,and six gave us life and/or simple fulfillment; i don't see nothing wrong to display them - preferably "with class" -in a M rated product. :smile:
A naked body is just a body. I come across naked people all the time in my work - both male and female. I even have to dress, shower them and perform more intimate personal cares. You get over it VERY quickly.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:24 am

Anybody know if using console commands for marriage causes issues? I heard that if you use the console commands you don't get lovers comfort. I wouldn't mind pumping on Ingun Black Briar :)
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:30 am

So most people seem to rate the Black Briar girl as #1. What a misstep that was by the devs. They should've seen that coming. I have an assassin who is also the "listener" of the Dark Brotherhood so the Mafia-Don's daughter is supposed to be his chick. Not some housecarl. My character just [censored]s them on the side.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:24 pm

ha so true, most americans are so prude in public yet perverted in private. It's equally funny that male nudity is more accepted then female nudity in america, guy butt is shown on tv without any complaints but god forbid if you see bare female butt...my theory is there's many closet gays and overweight insecure women so thats why beautiful female nudity is frowned on.

The proof is in gta as well..full frontal male nudity was shown in a mission scene with no outcry but strippers nippies are taped with a big X for no no.

Americans are so soft nowadays, i'm almost ashamed to call myself 1 :tongue:

Prude in public yet perverted in private? If I said that about another nation I'd get blasted. I don't know what America you know but Hollywood is not representative of most of us. Generalizing about an entire people is bound to catch up to you. Personally, I'm weary of America bashing, even from an 'american'.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:05 am

The fact my evil characters can't marry http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Kaie is a source of eternal bitter sadness for me.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:28 am

A naked body is just a body. I come across naked people all the time in my work - both male and female. I even have to dress, shower them and perform more intimate personal cares. You get over it VERY quickly.

A naked body can be artistic even in the real life; It all depends from the body and who is watching and messing with it.

If i'm forced to eat the same meal every day perhaps i will get used to it and unfeeling; even if that meal would be the most delicious in the world and cooked by the greatest chef.
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