Argonians and Khajiit: Lizard

Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:47 am

i'm probably inviting a virtual flogging by even mentioning this, but i really think the argonians and the khajiit should be banished from the ES universe. they're absolutely ridiculous, even for a fantasy game. as much as i try to understand or at least appreciate their relevance in the ES, it becomes almost impossible to ignore just how out of place these two races seem within this tolkien-tamriel universe. perhaps this is more an issue with the lore than the narrative, but i feel they'd be better suited within the context of a futuristic sci-fi. for some reason that feels more appropriate for a cat and a lizard, or maybe i've just seen one too many episodes of star trek.

maybe the idea was to bring in another race to layer the whole man/mer power struggle, but i'm not buying it. i'd imagine it's too late now, at least in terms of future ES games (though i'd certainly be willing to look the other way) but the aesthetic cartoonishness of these overgrown lizard and cat-people strike a hard discord in what is otherwise an interesting and well-thought out universe.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:57 pm

Well, each has their own opinion I guess.

Hope you stuffed some Charmin into your clothes... cause the respones that you're going to provoke might sting a little.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:03 pm

...They've been here the entire time. I don't see how they are "out of place." This isn't LOTR with a different name.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:36 pm

I hate Khajiits they all talk in third person. So annoying. :down:

Argonians are just plain dumb. :down:

:banana: Orcs are master race. :banana:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:44 pm

Yeah not really all that related to tolkien other than the basic elements that about 100000 Video games and fiction share.

The Lore for the Khajiits and Argonians explains them in a way that fits well and meshes well with this series. How exactly do they seem out of place?
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:51 am

Banish a race that has been in the series for millenia, because you think they are stupid... :facepalm:

So should the Hobbits be out of The Lord of the Rings because they are not traditional fantasy, no.

They are an important part of the series and always have been. Their lore matters in this series here you go.

1. Argonian http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Argonian

2. Khajiit http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Khajiit

Read them you might find them not so stupid.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:55 pm

...They've been here the entire time. I don't see how they are "out of place." This isn't LOTR with a different name.
even the conceit of time and place can't justify their confounding existence. they're just too ridiculous for words. i try to kill them wherever i go just to clean up some of the absurdity.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:01 pm

even the conceit of time and place can't justify their confounding existence. they're just too ridiculous for words. i try to kill them wherever i go just to clean up some of the absurdity.

..How? How are they out of place? -_-
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:38 am

Tolkein-Tamriel universe? oh hell no did you just say that....if you appreciated anything the TES series has done with its lore to seperate it from all the others you wouldn't have made that comment...




Tolkien-Tamriel universe....
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:59 pm

You realize this is the Elder Scrolls, right?

Are you serious?
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:59 am

..How? How are they out of place? -_-

and this man hates argonians

and as an argonian fan i should break out the flame thrower but i wil be civil and say i dont think dark elves and bosmer should exist, after all they were not in lord of the rings so they svck, amiright? :facepalm:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:41 pm

Argonians are the one true race of Tamriel, to remove them would be to remove the most important aspect of the continent.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:29 pm

even the conceit of time and place can't justify their confounding existence. they're just too ridiculous for words. i try to kill them wherever i go just to clean up some of the absurdity.
You are aware this is its own universe with its own setting the Sload are an even more mysterious race.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sload

You are new to this series aren't you.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:27 am

Obvious Talos worshipper...

See, he's confused when he sees anything other than a Nord. He's hateful towards other races too.

Clearly, Ulfric's finest.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:28 pm

Obvious Talos worshipper...

See, he's confused when he sees anything other than a Nord. He's hateful towards other races too.

Clearly, Ulfric's finest.
Stop there criminal scum.

Wait, thats Star Wars.

Stormcloak scum. :tongue:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:53 pm

Stop there criminal scum.

Wait, thats Star Wars.

Stormcloak scum. :tongue:

Yeah...
About that, I just identified that person as a Stormcloak. That doesn't make me a Stormcloak.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:52 pm

TES is it's own game not some fail LOTR knock off (I'm not saying LOTR is bad) just because Tolkien set the stage for fantasy doesn't mean it has to be like LOTR, after all it is "fantasy".
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:57 am

Yeah...
About that, I just identified that person as a Stormcloak. That doesn't make me a Stormcloak.
It was directed above I just commented on your thing you know you called him a Stormcloak he think Khajiit and Argonians should be in a sci fi film. Oh never mind. lol :biggrin:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:28 am

TES is it's own game not some fail LOTR knock off (I'm not saying LOTR is bad) just because Tolkien set the stage for fantasy doesn't mean it has to be like LOTR, after all it is "fantasy".
Fantasy can be anything, that is why its fantasy.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:48 am

Altmer are the one true master race of Tamriel, to remove them would be to delete the series.

Corrected.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:23 pm

Dunmer are the true greatest and dominant race of Tamriel, to remove them would be to turn this series into Fable.

Fixed.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:40 pm

Altmer are the one true race of Tamriel, to remove them would be to remove the most important aspect of the continent.
Double fixed :tongue:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:44 pm

Fantasy can be anything, that is why its fantasy.

That was my point. I understand what fantasy is.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:22 am

Double fixed :tongue:

u r stopid!111!

My real response is: Telvanni > Altmer as a whole.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:36 pm

Altmer... gotta give it to them. They're legends in their own minds.

Argoinians make for great wallets and boots

Khajiits make great rugs in front of fireplaces.

Removing the two would cut down my display of Nordic superiority over them... not to mention lessen the finer things that I enjoy in my TES life.
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