" I can't feel my legs!"

i like the line where you tell the general to meet some of your friends at the end

Its not from fallout but what the heck : "I got balls of steel"

there's also a line you can say to Vulpes in Nipton that goes something like this:

"I'm going to wear your head like you wear that skull." (with the Terrifying Presence perk)

I love that one.

after you tell First Sergent Astor you killed everyone in the legion camp at cottonwood cove when he sends you for intel and to plant a bug, he responds by telling you that "You are a beast". love it

Yes Man: thats funny you still have head

CopBot in vegas to women dancing in fountain "That fountain is for wishing"

The game was rigged from the start. I ain't a fink, dig.

:rofl: I haven't heard that one yet. :rofl:

NCR Trooper: Why would you do that? I mean, risking your own body, and for what?
The Courier: So now the fiends AND the NCR know not to [censored] with me.

EDIT: Thought of few more.

The guy that in McCaran that gives you the vault 22 quest, after you finish the quest and tell him to be careful with what you gave him. "Of course we'll be careful. We aren't some vault tec alchemists, we're scientists. We would never use any technology that wasn't fully tested first. I mean, come on, WE'RE WITH THE GOVERNMENT YOU CAN TRUST US."

The gun runner beneath the 188 trading post. He's kind of rude to you at first and you can respond...

The Courier: I don't like your attitude.
Gun Runner: Well would you like it more if I told you to [censored] off?

"We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that."

*shoot self*

The lines that make me laugh the most are the "Goodbye" lines when finishing up a conversation.. It's obvious they forgot to record the main voice actors saying goodbye.. They all get someone elses voice for the line. A woman will be talking in a high, pretty voice then all of a sudden switch to a low raspy "bye" at the end of the conversation. My favorite so far has been ending the conversation with the BOS elder and he says "later".. like the kings.. What an odd line for the supposed elder to say at the end. Makes me laugh every time. I've even started to mimic it when hanging up on conversations with my friends... They are most likely confused as to why I do that but I've been getting a kick out of it.

"Them quack doctors can say what they want about all the radscorpion stings that done pierced my skull.
I know what I seen."

When I was fighting in the dam, Veronica said something like "It would have died of natural causes" after she had killed some legion member...

Courier - You sell plants, too?
Dr. Usanagi - "Uh, no. Implants, not plants. They're little machines I can put inside your body to make you faster, stronger, or smarter. I recommend the smarter implant."

Courier - Oh to flap one's arm and plunge birdlike headlong and skybound.

Courier - I heard you're kind of a prankster.
Pvt. Crenshaw - My reputation precedes me I see. Yeah I pulled a few pranks at my time.
Courier - That's great because I'm in the middle of pulling a prank right now.
Pvt. Crenshaw - No kidding. What'd you cook up?
Courier - [sneak] I just pulled the pin out of somebody's grenade.
Pvt. Crenshaw - I can't wait to see the look on his face.

'Proably would have die of natural causes anyway' (veronica)

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!" - George after making it back from the Boomers

"I can take care of that robot problem for you, just sayin'" Random Mr. Gutsy at Nellis with ED-E as a follower.

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggg Irrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooonnn!!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIRRRRRRRROOOOOONNNNNNN!!!

Has me laughing every single time I hear it,

When you aim your gun at Arcade.

-Aim the gun at Arcade- *Nervous tone* "Uhhhhh, what's up?" :laugh:

I don't give a damn what anyone says, Arcade is my favorite companion, and the man who wrote his character, I want to shake his hand. :laugh:

I think that Josh Sawyer wrote him, I could be wrong though.

Really? I had read that somewhere too, but I didnt know if it was an error. But if its indeed Josh, all the more a reason to thumbs up him xD.

Arcade is one of the few characters in New Vegas I really bonded to. (Not saying the characters werent good, but some characters I just came to embrace as favorites)

I love it when Fantastic at the end mission is in the dam shouts "Guess who got promoted to [censored] Dam Guy!".

Victor: "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"

"Ha ha ha ha! I know thats not true, Because you still have a head!" - Yes Man three seconds before his first death..

Oh, and... "Sorry kid, You just made your last delivery." - Benny, Five hours before his death.

That line and "This is gettin a might embaracin' people are gunna start to talk -giggle-' :laugh: