Favorite line in the game? : Fallout: New Vegas

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:12 am

"Chupacabras I say! They say to many holes.. Bullets! Well, Its a Chupacabra.. With Automatic Weapons!" - Nobark

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:25 pm

Nearly everything Yes Man says is pure gold. :rofl:

Spoiler

Yes Man: It makes me feel really dumb to admit this, but I don't actually know! I've never been inside the Lucky 38, no one has! Mr. House is in there, though! It's the central node of his entire network!"
Me: "I've been inside the Lucky 38."
Yes Man: "You have? Wow! That's amazing! You can murder Mr. House whenever you want!"

Yes Man: "This is going to be great! I'm going to help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not!"

Me: "The last thing Vegas needs is more robots."
Yes Man: "Oh, yeah, I'm sure you're right. I mean, for one thing, it's you saying it, and you always know what you're talking about. And if you had, you know, a huge killer robot at your command, yeah, that would just clutter things up. And a lesser person might want that kind of overwhelming force on their side, but you know - where's the challenge in that?"

He's just so excited and happy about EVERYTHING! :lmao:

Spoiler

Have you ever destroyed the robot army and then told him about it? His reaction is pure gold. It's the only time I can think of that he isn't totally enthusiastic.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:05 am

NOW I SMASH, I SMASH, I SMASH, HURRHURRHURRHURRHUR

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:01 pm

"Gomorrah has the loosest slots on the strip!"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:41 am

"Come on in to the Atomic Wrangler: where the booze is cheaper, the tables are friendlier, and the women are just like the booze!"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:34 am

Sarah the Overseer-"my vault runs deep and wide, its full of corridors and rooms that go far"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:49 am

the women are just like the booze!"

Yep, They're Bitter.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:35 pm

"Ain't nothing left now, just us Remnants..."

"he said, Kiss America goodbye boys..."

Basically every bit of backstory and line said in For Auld Lang Syne, the guy who came up with that needs a medal.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:20 am

everything caesar says

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:33 pm

"Who is Antler? WHO IS ANTLER?!"

Mean Sonova[censored]- Ngh? Oh, hi

Courier- Uh....who are you?

Mean Sonova[censored]- Ma-Soh-of-a-bah

Courier- Uhm, nice to meet you?

Mean Sonova[censored]- The pleasure is ah mah! Goodbah.

Sarah of Vault 21 with high enough speech when talking about vault suits :goodjob:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:42 pm

Female character to Benny: "I'm a courier. Don't you want me to handle your package?"

Edit: Dang now looking at the thread, this line was already covered.......repeatedly. :facepalm:

I like when the courier responds to a Nightkin's complaint (in Jacobstown) that "humans always stare" by.............staring at him.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:17 am

When you say to Veronica: "I want to ask you some questions",
she blurts out, "He was dead when I got there!" like a guilty teenager. :lmao:

when you ask Beatrix Russell to give you some "advice", she says some gems.
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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:47 pm

"Crazy with low prices on Wind-Brahmin. You buy one!"

I can't remember the exact line, but when you first approach Veronica with low Intelligence and she asks you about the BoS.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:19 pm

Everything Benny says during Black Widow option.

"aheheh I knew you'd be the death of me" - Boone, when repeated over & over for 10 minutes when I didn't realize he'd been crippled & just thought he was being snarky as we wandered the Wasteland.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:04 pm

Little Buster, ask him about Cook Cook - LOL

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:09 pm

Little Buster, ask him about Cook Cook - LOL

That was a good one!

I also LOL'd when I asked Contreras whether he was making drugs, and he spouted out how alcohol was just as bad and it was legal.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:43 pm

CopBot in vegas to women dancing in fountain "That fountain is for wishing"

Haha, I missed that on the first run.

Also missed the Nightkin who at Brooks' Tumbleweed Ranch:

N: You want to buy Wind Brahmin?
You: Ahh! Where did you come from?
N: Here. Where did YOU come from?
You: Wind Brahmin? You mean those tumbleweeds?
N: Tumble-whats?
You: Oh, you're crazy, aren't you.
N: Crazy with low prices on Wind Brahmin. You buy one.
You: How much?
N: All.
You: All of my caps?
N: They are very good Wind Brahmin - all caps.
You: No.
N: Then you DIE!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:15 pm

'its ghouls I tell ya religious ghoul In rockets Looking for a land to call their own Don't you laugh at me I'll cast a spell to reveal your true form Cave-rat taught it to me!'

This and everything else No-Bark says.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:54 pm

" This dancing makes me sweat...all over."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:49 pm

Mr. New Vegas "... do not, I repeat do not belittle a super mutant for using the bunny slope."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:07 pm

Rose of Sharon Cassidy when crouched
"Shh, We're hunting [censored]heads."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:19 pm

You: "I Think I'm Addicted To Something."

Doc In Novac: "Hey, We Can't Talk About That Here...Out In The Open. Oh, You Want A Cure."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:13 pm

Spoiler

I only discovered this just now...

General Oliver: I promise you, our situations reversed, I'd see you hang.
Player: I see. Yes-Man, please throw general Oliver from the dam.
General Oliver: What the hell? No, get away from me, you [censored] TV on wheels!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdVLMjXjwtA

Best moment in the game.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:17 pm

Thta radio clip about the Omertas, "He's sleeping with ~~fishes~~ lakelurks now" (or something) :rofl:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:01 am

"Commie ghosts!"

"That all you got, robot?"

and

"[Luck 7] Ice cream" (of course)