Favorite line in the game? : Fallout: New Vegas

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:53 pm

Super Mutants? No, that was just a few troopers messing around with a grenade.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:54 am

Super Mutants? No, that was just a few troopers messing around with a grenade.

"Darn it, no one ever buys the t-rexes."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:27 pm

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

jk

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:01 pm

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

jk

When I got this assignment I thoughts there would be more gambling.
Smart move for the Kings to back down, they didn't know who they were messing with.
I hate the NPCs

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:24 am

"Please assume the position."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:45 am

"Do I need to take that off you?"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:13 am

"Please assume the position."

"Well that was different..."

:whistling:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:36 am

"It's a chupacabra I tells em, but nooooo, they say. Too many holes, and the holes are full o' bullets. Well, then I says that means we gots a chupacabra with an automatic weapon!"

"They asked me how much I knew about theoretical physics. I said I have a theoretical degree in physics."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:44 pm

Nearly everything Yes Man says is pure gold. :rofl:

Spoiler

Yes Man: It makes me feel really dumb to admit this, but I don't actually know! I've never been inside the Lucky 38, no one has! Mr. House is in there, though! It's the central node of his entire network!"
Me: "I've been inside the Lucky 38."
Yes Man: "You have? Wow! That's amazing! You can murder Mr. House whenever you want!"

Yes Man: "This is going to be great! I'm going to help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not!"

Me: "The last thing Vegas needs is more robots."
Yes Man: "Oh, yeah, I'm sure you're right. I mean, for one thing, it's you saying it, and you always know what you're talking about. And if you had, you know, a huge killer robot at your command, yeah, that would just clutter things up. And a lesser person might want that kind of overwhelming force on their side, but you know - where's the challenge in that?"

He's just so excited and happy about EVERYTHING! :lmao:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:24 pm

"No one has a dike that long, not even Long dike Johnson, and? he has a [censored] long dike!" ~ Rose of Sharon Cassidy.

Just about anything Raul says is great, too. Love the sarcasm.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:27 am

- "Patrolling the wastes almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter." AAAAARGH!!!! :banghead:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:00 pm

"- Icecream".

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:32 pm

Marcus: "The town was Broken Hills.....where humans, ghouls and super mutants lived peacefully all together........well.......
.....most of the time......."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:12 pm

anything No-bark Noonan says pretty much.

"Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:50 pm

"It's a chupacabra I tells em, but nooooo, they say. Too many holes, and the holes are full o' bullets. Well, then I says that means we gots a chupacabra with an automatic weapon!"

"And thats when they get reeeeeal quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in." :laugh:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:32 pm

Cass: "They might as well be shaking each others d!cks."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:29 pm

Lonesome Drifter talks about being from Montana and not knowing his father.
"Wait, Montana? You aren't 18 are you?" - The Courier

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:49 pm

'its ghouls I tell ya religious ghoul In rockets Looking for a land to call their own Don't you laugh at me I'll cast a spell to reveal your true form Cave-rat taught it to me!'

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:01 pm

"- Icecream".

Actually [Luck 7] Ice Cream, lol'd so hard.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:54 pm

"Eddie's a Deaddie"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:15 pm

"The game was rigged from the start"
"You punch like a bedridden old woman" - "oh yea well in that case you can borrow my dentures when I punch your teeth out"

EDIT, I just thought of another..
"How did you get past that artillery, are you some sort of mutant"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:35 pm

"Shhh...we're hunting [censored]heads."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:42 pm

The Gomorrah thugs...i know im going to mess this up but:

"Im glad they dont let any [censored] through the gates. And freeside smells like [censored]."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:24 pm

I'm a courier, remember? Let me handle your package.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:10 am

Nearly everything Yes Man says is pure gold. :rofl:

Spoiler

Yes Man: "Oh, yeah, I'm sure you're right. I mean, for one thing, it's you saying it, and you always know what you're talking about. And if you had, you know, a huge killer robot at your command, yeah, that would just clutter things up. And a lesser person might want that kind of overwhelming force on their side, but you know - where's the challenge in that?"

That one made me laugh so hard!

Along with the Lonesome Drifters subtle joke toward Fallout 3's story.