Favorite line in the game? : Fallout: New Vegas

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:50 pm

"Boy was about as useless as [censored] on a radscorpion."

Also, the most hilarious bit about the "Ice Cream" line is that you can get it with a really low intelligence score as well. ICE CREAM!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:17 am

Heard this on the Strip: "I've been in love with same woman for 17 years. If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me!".

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:33 pm

Ssssssh were hunting [Censored]heads "-Cass
They can be shaking Each other's [Censored]s' for all that i care" -Cass
Cass' quotes are always the funniest.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:25 pm

"I'd like to assume we're tiptoeing into the mouth of hell out of academic curiosity, but I'm not so open minded that I've lost my brains." -Arcade at the Fort.

His commentary always makes me giggle

Oh, and when talking to Cass... "Nobody's dike's that long, not even Long dike Johnson, and he had a f---ing long dike. Thus, the name."
I spit my coffee out over that one >_>

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:42 pm

"war,war never changes"
"From where your kneelin it must seem like an 18-carrot run of bad luck, truth is, game was rigged from the start" darnet someone beat me to it

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:54 am

Doesn't mean it didn't drop you nuttier than a Big Horn's dropping. lol

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:49 pm

Some companions are much more adamant about meleeing than Veronica is:

"Sure, I'll just stop using my rather effective gun and instead use...this piece of tubing right here! Good plan boss!" -Raul

"If you want me to die very rapidly, this is clearly the best tactical choice." -Arcade Gannon

Another from Raul: "Don't worry boss, with my cataracts, you only sort of look like the bad guys."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:56 pm

"How bout I aim my gun at you for awhile, see how you like it? - guess who

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:44 pm

Anything No-Bark says, especially his radio "interview".

Also: "Remember, beware the battle-cattle but do not fear the battle-cattle."

-420

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:00 pm

Yes Man: I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for. That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:55 pm

Courier to Lucy at Nellis Air Force-"I'm sorry Lucy, Mr. Cuddles is dead."
Courier to Jessup at Boulder Cuty-"I'm a ghost come back to haunt you. Wooooooooooooo"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:17 am

"Your pretty forthcomming with information (courier). Well I was programmed to do that just not to who I was supposed to, that was probably pretty stupid huh?" - Yesman :rofl:

Probably butchered the quote but I don't care.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:34 pm

I'm a courier, remember? Don't you want me to handle your package? :lol:

LOL, when was this?

EDIT: ICE CREAM

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:35 pm

Yes-man really is hilarious at times. Especially when you do stupid things and he's trying to look at it in a positive light.

Spoiler

Me: The chip was supposed to activate an army of Securitrons at the Fort, but I blew it up.
Yes-man: You... blew it up? That's just funny because... that army... seems... like the secret weapon that was the whole point... of... you know...
Yes-man: I really admire how you stack the odds against yourself! Yeah! Make things challenging!
Yes-man: It's great. Really. Yeah. So... anyway...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:09 pm

"I ain't a fink, dig?"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:46 pm

"Come over here, and give you grandma some sugar!" - Lily.

Yeah, there was just something about that line when I first heard it ...
It gave me an awesome case of the creeps. :cold:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:32 pm

"Don;t tell me you don't see the satue when you enter here" ( mojave outpost )

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:38 pm

"My dad, He was a rather mysterious fella, sometime it seemed like he was a stranger.." - Lonesome Wanderer

"Are you 18 and were you born in Montana?" - Courier implying *SOMETHING*

"No, I'm 28.." - Lonesome Wanderer

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:13 pm

"My dad, He was a rather mysterious fella, sometime it seemed like he was a stranger.." - Lonesome Wanderer

"Are you 18 and were you born in Montana?" - Courier implying *SOMETHING*

"No, I'm 28.." - Lonesome Wanderer

just for a european like me: did i do it right by assuming this to be some slippery miley cyrus reference?

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:43 pm

just for a european like me: did i do it right by assuming this to be some slippery miley cyrus reference?

Nope.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:20 pm

LOL, when was this?

Female courier and Black Widow perk when talking to Benny

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:11 pm

just for a european like me: did i do it right by assuming this to be some slippery miley cyrus reference?

Nah. I think it's just the Courier making sure he didn't run into one of his own potential bastard children. :lol:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:24 pm

"Got the whole NCR svckling my teats, and it feels sooo good." -Fantastic

I love that guy.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:10 pm

Courier-What happened here
Boxcars- The Legion happened thats what.

The Line where Cass talks about the monument

I forget exactly how it went down but its still funny.
Oliver- Thank you for beating the Legion
Courier- Here are the terms for your surrender
Oliver- What your kidding
50 Securitron robots show up behind him
Oliver- I'm not going down without a fight :rofl:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:16 pm

Courier:"What do you think is actually at the factory?"
No Bark:"Ghosts, commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and draw the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it!"