Fun topic - Who is your most disliked NPC in Skyrim and why? : V

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:09 pm

A topic to add some fun and laughs to this forum :bunny:

I'm intrigued to see what people will come out with!

SO... Albeit being an obvious 1st choice, I personally dislike Nazeem the noble guy in Whiterun.

Why? - because he is smug and obnoxious :stare:

... his superiority complex affords him the ignorance to think he is better than our hero (Dragonborn--> :drag:

) and I regularly see him arguing with the elf about his hunted game at the meat stall. (what a jeb :confused:

)

I had enough one day so I stopped to save game before showing him what's for... it went a little like this:-

"You don't get to the cloud distrr...."
"FUS RO DAH! :yuck:

...there's your freaking cloud district bro!" :devil:

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:54 am

Nazeem in Whiterun. That guy is a stuck up a-hole.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:04 pm

Nazeem actually followed me into Breezehome once and turned to talk to look at Lydia. I Stealthed behind him and one shotted him, then dragged his body into the fire pit.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:33 am

Nazeem actually followed me into Breezehome once and turned to talk to look at Lydia. I Stealthed behind him and one shotted him, then dragged his body into the fire pit.

Nazi-eem + Breezehome firepit = priceless :touched:

thanks!

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:38 am

the drunk guy in riverwood, he followed me into the secret room behind the bookcase and started asking for booze.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:59 pm

The guard outside Belethor's shop in Whiterun.

Damned shop is never open on time, and he's always telling me something to the effect of "Don't even think about it."

Screw that guy.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:23 pm

Kayd, the annoying little kid who lives in "Bits and Pieces". Almost every time I go in there he saids, "I thought adventures were suppose to look tough". Even if I'm wearing a Dragon Armor or Daedric Armor.
There's also the kids in Dragonsreach Jarl's Quarters with their, "You're not suppose to be in here" phrase.
I pretty much dislike almost every kid in Skyrim.

And then there's Maven Black-Briar, there's something about her I don't like. Creepy woman. So much power yet so quiet.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:52 am

As already put, Nazeem.

That mother [censored]ers days are numbered.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:28 am

At the beginning, Sapphire in Riften. I keep bumping into her and she keeps repeating "I don't have any business with you so get out of my face!". So I finally have to do a quest related to her, so she'd get out of MY face. But I guess it's my fault for bumping into her too much.. lol

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:24 am

Cicero.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:04 am

Elenwen.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:27 am

Olfrid Battleborn.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:30 am

The priest of Talos in Whiterun that won't "Please continue, my good sir.".

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:02 am

"I work for Bellathor at the general.........."

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

*proceeds to kill everyone in town in a blind rage*

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:55 am

"I work for Bellathor at the general.........."

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

*proceeds to kill everyone in town in a blind rage*

lol nice one :goodjob:

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:23 am

Hm, sure ive wrote something very similar to this before, but hey!

Delphine - STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! Technically im your superior! :swear:

Maven Black-Briar - obvious reasons really. and the fact that its like she KNOWS she's an immortal NPC :stare:

Maul - same as Maven

Every other NPC in Skyrim. Oh yeah, you know, ive just gone and SAVED THE WORLD. nah its cool, dont all come thank me at once.. or ever.. its cool.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:55 am

A topic to add some fun and laughs to this forum :bunny:

I'm intrigued to see what people will come out with!

SO... Albeit being an obvious 1st choice, I personally dislike Nazeem the noble guy in Whiterun.

Why? - because he is smug and obnoxious :stare:

... his superiority complex affords him the ignorance to think he is better than our hero (Dragonborn--> :drag:

) and I regularly see him arguing with the elf about his hunted game at the meat stall. (what a jeb :confused:

)

I had enough one day so I stopped to save game before showing him what's for... it went a little like this:-

"You don't get to the cloud distrr...."
"FUS RO DAH! :yuck:

...there's your freaking cloud district bro!" :devil:

All those snotty kids, especially the Jarl's kids in Whiterun.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:48 am

I kinda got exited on Maven if there was an Marry option i think i would consider , maybe its because i picture her in leather

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:05 pm

Nazeem actually followed me into Breezehome once and turned to talk to look at Lydia. I Stealthed behind him and one shotted him, then dragged his body into the fire pit.

NPCs who talk to you while you enter your home will usually follow you in to finish their sentence. But yeah, in my mind they're fair game once inside your home. I started a new character and not sure if I'll by Breezehome but if I do I will trick Nazeem into following me in my home. The rest will be epic.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:11 pm

Farkas-He always is the one NPC to glitch and charge me with his two hand screaming, "PEOPLE DONT THINK IM SMART, THOSE PEOPLE GET MY FIST BUT YOU I LIKE" I always look back at him in my mind like, dude does it look like i got an amulet of mara on (Dont got nothing against gays but dude, lay off) Its annoying.

The Kid in Dragon Reach who says "Another wanderer here to lick my fathers boots"-Well, your father is no longer the jarl of whiterun and is living in the basemant with like 5 other old guys in the the BLue Palace basemant so STHU

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:07 am

"I work for Bellathor at the general.........."

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

*proceeds to kill everyone in town in a blind rage*

He just said that to me an hour ago while sweeping the floor inside the store. Give me a freakin break!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:21 pm

endarie

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:30 am

Ulfric stormcloak.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:04 am

yes.
nazeem

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:43 am

I hate the jarl of whiterun's son. He is a POS.