Fun topic - Who is your most disliked NPC in Skyrim and why?

Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:02 am

Recently, that wizard in Elisif's court. What a snooty [censored]. "Well, I guess you can go kill some vampires, though you won't return, because you svck and vampires are da best. OMGZ EDWARD!" *5 minutes later...* All the vampires are [censored]ING DEAD! "Well, I guess it wasn't THAT difficult if you could do it.'

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pinar
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:38 am

Nazeem for me. Ignorant bastard.
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ijohnnny
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:13 am

"Do you get to the cloud distr..." *pooooooof* *bunny hops away*

"Talos yadayada..." see above.

Great way to level Alteration :bunny: . Thanks to Midas Magic on that occasion. And even if it is just for that one spell, it's worth it!
Edit: Oh yeah, I hate Maven above all the others. Won't go on with the thieves guild for now because I would go on a killing spree. I hope with the CK she can be made killable. Then I will finish the thieves guild and get rid of her. Once and for all.
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R.I.p MOmmy
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 pm

Leeroy Jenkins aka Mercer Frey

Such horrible AI for a thief.
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Jamie Moysey
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:43 pm

Enthir from the College. Can't stand his voice, look and ways of handling business and disputes.
Nazeem is next after him.
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Robert Bindley
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:26 am

Ancano is my most disliked. The guy is annoying.
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Eoh
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:40 am

All those snotty kids, especially the Jarl's kids in Whiterun.

Same here. It's like they were written to constantly taunt from an invincible position.

I like the kids in Riverwood though.
Played hide n' seek with them and their dog.
They cool.
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Anna Beattie
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:44 am

Poor Nazeem. He might've had potential if he had more dialogue.
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Sakura Haruno
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:21 pm

Those nasty children.
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Kelsey Anna Farley
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:26 am

Nazeem, and the kid says " I bet my papa could beat you up " smh yea right, ill MUTILATE your old man, no weapons AND proceed to make love to yo momma, Have Khajiit/redguard babies and then THEY will whoop yo ass.

ahahhahahah
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victoria gillis
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:46 am

Every single child because they are all annoying twits. If I had to pick one it would be the girl in Whiterun that keeps telling me she's not afraid of me. I'd like to slap the hair off the little brat's head.
Yes, this is the winner. I try to avoid her, but as soon as she sees me, I'll get her annoying rant. It's not fair that I can't kill her.

Besides that Ulfric is pretty arrogant and Sapphire is pretty annoying.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:55 am

astrid, she ha ssome nerve doing that to the greatest assassin skyrim has sever known :stare: next has to be esbern, he is supposedly a blade but he is just a babbaling old man, then come delphine, she is just a manipulative ****
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:09 pm

Nazeem because he's a stuck up [censored]BAG who thinks he's better than everyone else... So far I haven't gotten him to show up where I could kill him and leave him in my fire pit yet though... And Faendal because if you marry Camilla Valerius he seems to move in with you as well, and he constantly acts like I'm the bad person so I let him taste my daggers when he showed up in the basemant in Proudspire Manor... Now if only they'd give me a dispose of corpse button like in Morrowind I'd be set and wouldn't have a freaking Bosmer corpse in my basemant...
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:35 am

I don't dislike anyone in Skyrim. Or even remember their names. They've fundamentally ceased to matter much, unless they're offering a quest... and then only while it is active.
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Annick Charron
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:52 am

I can't think of any NPC I dislike. I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to think of one. But I like them all.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:56 am

- That Argonian in Solitude. "You should see me when you get bored, stranger." LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANT TO SELL MY STEEL ARROWS WHICH I STOLE FROM THE CASTLE DOUR COURTYARD IN PEACE
- Sigurd in Whiterun: "I work for Belethor, at the general goods store." I know, you tell me every time I see you, running up to thousands of times in total. Stop making your sales pitch and get a life.
- Sovos Aren: No really, I'll take care of all the troubles afflicting the College of Winterhold. You just sit there and focus on drinking your mead. Don't worry about LEADERSHIP or any crazy stuff like that.
- Elves at Radiant Raiment: Your shop is cool, pity about the owners.
- Kid in Whiterun: "Dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight" GOD YOUR VOICE IS SO ANNOYING WHY BETHESDA WHY CAN'T I KILL THE MOTHERCLUNKING BIATCH
- Maven Black-Briar: Just cause she's a total ****

I actually don't mind Nazeem. At least his wife acknowledges he's a stuck-up twit. Besides, I tend not to hang out in the Cloud District very often, so I avoid him more. Sigurd on the other hand is unavoidable (I have to shop)
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:59 am

Aerin, Mjoll's BFF. I decided to show Mjoll the true Aerin by reverse pickpocketing a potent frenzy poison into his pocket. He immeadiately began attacking Mjoll, and she responded by planting her battleaxe in his forehead.

Oh, you are a GENIUS! I wish I had thought of that before seeing if he could kill a dragon. It's funny, though, that I rarely ever encounter Nazeem. His twin in Markarth is another story. And dear Maven Blackbriar... how pleased I was when Delvin gave me a bedlam job in Riften. I knew just who's house to knock over. Now her statue of Dibella is next to my bed in Breezehome. And those kids... what's with the one in Markarth who's going to be a silversmith like her dad? Her dad who only ever wanders around aimlessly. Only Kerah does any work.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:36 am

The Battle-Borns, bunch of idjits.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:05 am

"You know what is wrong with Skyrim now days?", yeah people standing around expecting me to do everything...

And Lydia sitting there munching sweet rolls, won't give me and the honey a second alone...
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gary lee
 
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:40 pm

Can't decide between Elenwen, who is arrogance personified, or Ulfric, who is both arrogant and stupid enough to be manipulated by her and her ilk.
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:49 pm

Delphine, because she is just the worst sort of sociopath. She doesnt even understand thats shes not in the right.

That woman whos outside the smith in Whiterun. You know. Who is always, always saying the same line about her helping her father more than people realise.
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Gemma Flanagan
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:01 am

The 'Warmaiden' in Whiterun. I swear, she never shuts up when I'm trying to work on Smithing and such.

Fact, I think I've heard all her bull 5500 billion times more than anyone elses. :wallbash:
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:19 am

"Have you come to Dragon's Reach to discush the ongoing hoshtilitiesh?"

:flamethrower: :flamed:
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Post » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:42 pm

Delphine, because she is just the worst sort of sociopath. She doesnt even understand thats shes not in the right.

Just curious why you think Delphine is a sociopath? She wants to stop the dragons and the Thalmor. Both the dragons and the Thalmor are destroying the world, so she's on the side of good. I'd say her only fault is that she wanted Paarthurnax dead. But overall I'd say she's a good character.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:14 am

Belethors assistant, he sent some hired thugs after my poor unarmed and unarmored Kahjit. I can't find out where he sleeps.
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