Something creepy about loaning out horses after people brought up "horse" and "vasaline" in the same sentance.

I would have made one condition clear- no form of jelly-like substances of any kind within a 500 mile radius! And no tesfanner within that radius either O_o
Step 4 1/2. Bypass federal law enforcers for riding an equestrian on an undesignated path
There's laws on that, huh...? You learn something new every day.
On a positive note Speccieprod, you now have an absolute wealth of advice, tips and scenarios at your disposal for the next lucky wee lass!