[cassy]

fixed....

um maybe not I think I got the order wrong?

Or did I?

:shifty: :hubbahubba:

How about: "yes, woman your trusty mount, and then ask steed out."

Also, this thread is hilarious.

[Heather M]

It looks like you smashed your face against your keyboard with "5c3j9r7" so people have called you Specter. It's not a big deal.

:rofl:
No, it isn't indeed.
Chill out. Remember some people (like this person) actually try to be of help.

[yermom]

Who is spectre?
Is it me?

I love how, with all the replies given. Your first reply asides the original post in the thread, is about someone calling you Spectre. Wuuuuut?

[Del Arte]

You're 14. You have a lot to learn. There are far more important things that you should be doing at your age than chasing a girl that I guarantee you will not spend the rest of your life with. And let's face it, life isn't like the movies. You cannot randomly show up at a girl's house two days before she's moving away, proclaim your love for her, and expect a miracle to happen that will keep her there so you can live happily ever after. The reality of it is, you will come across as a creep doing that, and if you're especially persistent she could call the police. You're basically setting yourself up for rejection by doing this. Not only that, but if she's moving, she will not be interested at all in starting a relationship with you right now. If, against all odds, she does want to, your long-distance relationship with her is going to fall apart faster than a wedding cake left with a fat kid. At your age, it simply does not happen. She's going to meet real boys, physical, touchable boys, that will probably show her a better time than you--because, really, where are you going to take her? Farmville?--and she's going to move on. Which is something you should be working on doing right now.

I may sound harsh, but reality is harsh, and you need to learn that quick.

Honestly, kid, start approaching some girls, that aren't moving away, :stare: ...and talk with them! There isn't a special pass phrase that gets you the girl, there isn't a step-by-step procedure. You socialize, you get to know them, you spend time with them, you learn their likes and dislikes, you learn who they are. Then, ask them out somewhere. Ask them if they want to go to the movies with you, or maybe meet up at the park for a walk. Exchange phone numbers. Show your interest but don't force things along. Go with the natural flow. If you show you feel comfortable with yourself, she'll feel a lot more comfortable with you. Relationships take a lot of time, and a lot of attention, and sometimes they take some hard work. And you will be met with disappointment. You will be rejected, you will be broken up with, you will be turned down, you will be laughed at, you will be ignored, you will be put down. These things are a part of life. Just pick yourself up, and move on, 'cause if you just lay there when you get knocked down, that's right where you're going to stay.

Just remember the most important thing: It's supposed to be fun. Relationships, especially at your age, are supposed to be fun. Be fun, have fun; if she's having a good time with you, she'll like you. Hell, if you're having a good time with her, you'll like her.

But ditch your current plan quick, before you get hurt.

[Nicholas C]

You need a horse and lots of Vaseline.



Ride the horse over to her house, smear Vaseline all over your body and ask her to feel your skin. She'll fall in love with the new texture and feeling, and she's yours.

[Matt Fletcher]

*Enter the Assassin*

Well! Looks like Im back just in time. Anyway, remember this, my young padawan; the biggest asset guys have at this age is their cool. (Also known as swagger, style, flow, etc)

So just keep your cool at all times. Don't Mosby this one up. If she really is the one, the only thing you can do in the one day you have is make a great impression for her to remember you by. Make her laugh a lot, and provide many memorable moments. Don't completely clown out either though, remember to keep your self-respect intact. It's going to be tough, but you're going to have to do it if you want to get with her/tap dat ass/do the horizontal grind/knock boots/bump uglies/do it.

If she doesn't like you for who you are; then ditch her saying, "I am sorry fair maiden, but that is not the method by which I roll." Then take a small bow before exiting the room.

[Anthony Diaz]

The reality is that you won't be together and you'll forget each other next year. Seriously, you're 14, no one you know now at school or with whom you hang out with will be in the same social circle when you grow up. Dunno why you're worrying really.

[BaNK.RoLL]

The reality is that you won't be together and you'll forget each other next year. Seriously, you're 14, no one you know now at school or with whom you hang out with will be in the same social circle when you grow up. Dunno why you're worrying really.

While this is true; high school sweetheart stories are known to happen..

[Bethany Watkin]

While this is true; high school sweetheart stories are known to happen..

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3800000/Zack-and-Kelly-saved-by-the-bell-3835592-600-399.jpg.

[Kelly Upshall]

Man you guys arn't very optimistic
I know this is a stupid plan, but it's really my only plan

By ride I mean on a bicycle not a noble steed
I only have 2 days because I'm going back home

But I will never give up on this girl...

If you're going there by bicycle, why the hell are you taking a friend? Sounds like you're setting yourself up for some major public embarrassment, since, you know, this is never going to work for reasons mentioned several times already.

Though, it just might if you combine Assassin's cool with Tesfanner's Vaseline...

My name isn't "Spectre"
It's 5c3j9r7Productions

Are you blind or something?

:laugh:

[Francesca]

This place just wouldn't be home with out the cynicism. <3 you guys.

[Rhysa Hughes]

Though, it just might if you combine Assassin's cool with Tesfanner's Vaseline...


:laugh:

We'll call it Coolseline.. It'll sell like Popsicles on a summer afternoon I tell ya.

[Timara White]

This thread is full of comedy gold :lmao:

My serious advice is, if you are leaving and *might* be moving back two years from now then wait until then. Because 1. Long distance relationships aren't that great of a idea. Especially when you're 14. 2. If you haven't found another *the one* in those two years then I say go for it. Assuming she's not with anyone. 3. It's important to not obsess. That just pushes people away. Well, most people.

That's my two cents anyway.

[Phillip Hamilton]

My name isn't "Spectre"
It's 5c3j9r7Productions

Are you blind or something?

Why yes, yes I am. Gotta love my snazzy braille screen.
So, your name is pronounced "fiveseethreejayninearesevenproductions." Sorry, I'll stick with Spectre. :shrug:

You need a horse and lots of Vaseline.



Ride the horse over to her house, smear Vaseline all over your body and ask her to feel your skin. She'll fall in love with the new texture and feeling, and she's yours.

Wow. Man, when you started with "horse" and "vaseline" I was really worried with where that was going....

*edit*

:rofl:
No, it isn't indeed.
Chill out. ...

This is good advice. Your lass will probably enjoy a sense of humor.

[Carlitos Avila]

Wow. Man, when you started with "horse" and "vaseline" I was really worried with where that was going....

;)

[Skrapp Stephens]

You guys, he's fourteen. Chances are the girl is also around that age. I highly doubt either of them are going to get severe trauma from him asking her phone number or something, especially since they've known each other for years. It's not a huge deal in any possible outcome of the situation, unless he goes there and she's helping her mom make dinner, she freaks out, throws a flaming turkey at him, sets the house on fire, the fire spreads to the neighborhood, burns down the fire station and kills all the firemen, so that there's no one to put out the fire.

Uhm. Yeah. Go for it, if you really, really, really want to, Spectre Fiveseethreejayninearrsevenproductions... But being the wonderfully optimistic person I am I'm telling you it's about a 99,99999% chance this is not going to go anywhere.

[Nana Samboy]

Don't listen to the naysayers. Just Do It. ?

[joeK]

Take a copy of TES III and you've got her.

[Camden Unglesbee]

Bring flowers and a http://www.ohnuts.com/UploadedImages/smImage/WM_Lrg_Guylian%20Seashell%20Shaped%20Chocolate%20%206%20pc.jpg.

Dang. Now I want chocolates.

Also, I think a lot of people in this thread have forgotten what it's like to be 14. Yeah the OP is going to do something that's probably going to blow right up in his face (it sort of sounds like it might, sorry hon) but that's what being 14 is about sometimes. She's not gonna be the one, but at 14 you always think they will be.

Stop talking to him like he's an idiot and treat him like the kid he is. If he were 25 and asking the same questions I might react differently but I don't think it's as bad as you're making out. Remember, she's 14 too (I assume?) and might find this corny but romantic. 14 year old girls are a bit daft like that...

Good luck. :tops:

[Rude_Bitch_420]

Don't listen to the naysayers. Just Do It. ?

Yes just do it. This way.....

Learn how to play guitar, then grow out your hair really long and walk to her house. When you arrive, kick down the door and plug your huge amp into her (house) sockets :hubbahubba: (forget I said that) then play an epicly long guitar solo that shows off your mastery of awesomeness. When she sees your insane shredding and long flowing hair she's all yours :thumbsup:

[Kara Payne]

Yes just do it. This way.....

Learn how to play guitar, then grow out your hair really long and walk to her house. When you arrive, kick down the door and plug your huge amp into her (house) sockets :hubbahubba: (forget I said that) then play an epicly long guitar solo that shows off your mastery of awesomeness. When she sees your insane shredding and long flowing hair she's all yours :thumbsup:

http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/05/07/5angus.jpg

I mean come on, doesn't it look like he gets laid all the time?

[Jynx Anthropic]

You've known her since you were six, but you don't have the digits? Is she living at the same house she was when she was six?
How well do you know her is my next question? Is she involved with anyone else?
Showing up ininvited to profess your undying love may not go over as well as you think. Or conversely, she may be flattered.

It is however, unfair to her to begin a long distance relationship. I know you are fourteen, and deep emotional affection can be felt most keenly at any age. So I won't trivialize how you feel. I remember my fourteen year old crushes.
Don't, however, set you or her up for the emotional roller coaster ride that goes along with a long distance relationship. Been in a couple of those, it's a challenge.
There will be people in the course of your, and her ,everyday life that become attractive. It is only natural to respond to it, and for feelings to change. There are times when text won't do, when words fail, because you need a hug. A physical connection.
So much unspoken communication goes on in a relationship that you miss in an LDR. Communication must take place for a relationship to mature, and one needs to be adept at reading not only what is not being said, but what body language is saying. If things don't work out, don't hate each other, learn from it.

Good luck, litte Romeo number 5whateveryourname is.

[Cash n Class]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/05/07/5angus.jpg

I mean come on, doesn't it look like he gets laid all the time?

Well, look at his face. There's certainly something going on down there...

[Abi Emily]

You've known her since you were six, but you don't have the digits? Is she living at the same house she was when she was six?
How well do you know her is my next question? Is she involved with anyone else?
Showing up ininvited to profess your undying love may not go over as well as you think. Or conversely, she may be flattered.

It is however, unfair to her to begin a long distance relationship. I know you are fourteen, and deep emotional affection can be felt most keenly at any age. So I won't trivialize how you feel. I remember my fourteen year old crushes.
Don't, however, set you or her up for the emotional roller coaster ride that goes along with a long distance relationship. Been in a couple of those, it's a challenge.
There will be people in the course of your, and her ,everyday life that become attractive. It is only natural to respond to it, and for feelings to change. There are times when text won't do, when words fail, because you need a hug. A physical connection.
So much unspoken communication goes on in a relationship that you miss in an LDR. Communication must take place for a relationship to mature, and one needs to be adept at reading not only what is not being said, but what body language is saying. If things don't work out, don't hate each other, learn from it.

Good luck, litte Romeo number 5whateveryourname is.

Wise words these are, Master Mamagato, although going over to the Dark Side, I fear our young Padawan is. :starwars:

[Lauren Dale]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/05/07/5angus.jpg

I mean come on, doesn't it look like he gets laid all the time?

That actually might impress her even more if you can play about five AC/DC songs in a row THEN do a humongously epicly long guitar solo. You might even pick up a few more ladies along with the original :wink_smile: