ooh, buy a moderator. I hear Gstaff is looking to sell a few.
Yeah, but by the time he sells them, they're completely knackered. Just look at the kilotrolls they've clocked up - they obviously don't have many locks left in them, let alone bans. Its a terrible shame, I know

. But I suppose you could still pick one up purely for the ornamental value, though they are rather overpriced.
@OP: Convert it to Zimbabwean dollars

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@Everyone else: ?30,000 (AU$50,00) isn't a lot of money. Possibly enough to put a deposit on a cheap house, but even that could be stretching it, given some of the prices in the UK (unless he goes for something which he may have difficulty paying off).