We Need A Marriage DLC! : V

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:29 am

We need a dlc for marriage.

Should include the following...

- New Marriageable Women - Vex, Sapphire, Lisette, Mirabelle Ervine, Carlotta Valentina, Elisif the Fair, and much, much more!

- A unique personal questline for each wife.

- Honorhall Orphanage now open for adoption! - Up to 2 kids may be adopted!

- New Random Encounter! - While wondering the vast region of Skyrim you may encounter Guile the Fighter! Guile will challenge you to a fist fight, if he wins, he tells you to go home and be a family man!

- Dragonborn Retirement Plan! - If you are tired of wandering around Skyrim, why not retire and become a Farmer or Fisherman! Those Cabbages aren't going to grow themselves! No time to fight Dragons, must defend the home garden from hungry Skeevers!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:25 pm

I can see it now:

The Elder Scrolls V: The Sims 3 Invasion

Just kidding man. You may want this, but I'd rather see the Thalmor get their slimy (expletive)'s kicked from here back to Summerset Isle instead.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:59 pm

SONIC BOOM!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:29 am

They will also need more food options for her to make, like a sandwich, and in a real kitchen.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:40 pm

We need the expansion packs not a rip off DLC.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:23 pm

I'd like to see Alinor conquer the world instead.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:52 pm

I'd like to see Alinor conquer the world instead.

Over my gloriously kick-ass Orc's dead body!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:56 pm

why not retire and become a Farmer

Farmville svcks!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:28 pm

The marriage system in its current state should have been left out of the game.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:23 pm

Over my gloriously kick-ass Orc's dead body!

Don't worry, orcs are considered to be Mer.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:12 pm

Don't worry, orcs are considered to be Mer.

That hasn't stopped me from piling the gold-skinned milk drinkers bodies up. Or did they forget the dozens of mass-purges they performed upon EVERY race, man or Mer. Countless Bosmer despise the Thalmor, because they've lost their families as well.

And for what, so a handful of arrogant mages can usurp Nirn and become gods? What power would they have when all mortals are dead and rotting. They'd be lords over nothing.

In a RL tone, the Thalmor are asses.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:11 pm

Harvest Moon: Skyrim anyone? :confused:

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:57 pm

Ugh Yes the only attractive girls we could marry were aela, Jordis, And that Barbarian girl with that dufus following her all the time!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:38 pm

This is ridiculous

Cabbages DO grow on their own

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:05 pm

I would love to see Bethesda expand on what they've begun with marriage (it certainly needs it). Perhaps as part of a larger "expansion to existing features" DLC - hardcoe mode, cooking, fishing, crafting, marriage, ect.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:28 am

In a RL tone, the Thalmor are asses.

I beleive your information is wrong.

Alinor has not unlawfully murdered any races, groups, or factions. We merely re-educated them.

We stabilized them and made them unite. Now, Tamriel is stronger under our flag.

Is that wrong? To unite the world without shedding as much blood as Man once did?

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:49 pm

NO.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:30 pm

This is ridiculous

Cabbages DO grow on their own

No they don't, Sir please do not attempt to troll me.

That's like trying to say dogs can look up, they can't. :nope:

Ugh Yes the only attractive girls we could marry were aela, Jordis, And that Barbarian girl with that dufus following her all the time!

You forgot Camilla.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:55 pm

I beleive your information is wrong.

Alinor has not unlawfully murdered any races, groups, or factions. We merely re-educated them.

We stabilized them and made them unite. Now, Tamriel is stronger under our flag.

Is that wrong? To unite the world without shedding as much blood as Man once did?

Spoiler

One of the character in the main quest, a Bosmer, hates the Thalmor because they slaughtered his entire family, and dozens others, in one of their routine mass-purges.

Since then, he's been trying to undermine them and do damage to them. And Bosmer are their ALLIES.

The Thalmor are trying to wipe out every man and non-Altmer on the planet so they can ascend themselves to godhood. Wait, that's not giving them enough credit. They're trying to wipe out every last remnant and memory of ever race of man or non-Altmer so they can ascend back to godhood, which they view as returning back to their original form, because they view themselves as fallen gods.

So, yeah. The Thalmor are NOT nice dudes.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:45 am

I wouldn't mind seeing marriage expanded upon, especially for more popular choices like Aela, Muiri, Jordis, Ysolda and others but I would much rather have some serious content added in the form of an expansion. I think a "Help the Dunmer retake Morrowind" could be an interesting one since Vvardenfell is destroyed. Consequentially, we can revisit Solstheim since the way it currently exists will be order of magnitude different from the last time we saw it.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:41 pm

I beleive your information is wrong.

Alinor has not unlawfully murdered any races, groups, or factions. We merely re-educated them.

We stabilized them and made them unite. Now, Tamriel is stronger under our flag.

Is that wrong? To unite the world without shedding as much blood as Man once did?

The empire and the Stormcloaks shall band together and CRUSH YOU!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:44 pm

Spoiler

One of the character in the main quest, a Bosmer, hates the Thalmor because they slaughtered his entire family, and dozens others, in one of their routine mass-purges.

Since then, he's been trying to undermine them and do damage to them. And Bosmer are their ALLIES.

The Thalmor are trying to wipe out every man and non-Altmer on the planet so they can ascend themselves to godhood. Wait, that's not giving them enough credit. They're trying to wipe out every last remnant and memory of ever race of man or non-Altmer so they can ascend back to godhood, which they view as returning back to their original form, because they view themselves as fallen gods.

So, yeah. The Thalmor are NOT nice dudes.

Why should we listen to a "supposed victim" of the Dominion? It sounds like he was a criminal.
Besides, the Thalmor Justicars say otherwise. They are far more trustworthy than the "fantasies" of a traumatized bosmer.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:05 am

The empire and the Stormcloaks shall band together and CRUSH YOU!

Then, why do they fight each other?

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:43 pm

I beleive your information is wrong.

Alinor has not unlawfully murdered any races, groups, or factions. We merely re-educated them.

We stabilized them and made them unite. Now, Tamriel is stronger under our flag.

Is that wrong? To unite the world without shedding as much blood as Man once did?

Your flag is essentially contains a swastika.

Altmer/Thalmor = Nazis

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Skyrim, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in man, we shall defend our homeland, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!

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» Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:21 pm

Then, why do they fight each other?

Good question...OH I know...

Spoiler

Ulfric is one of your assets