No six No Food - I want a Divorce! : V - Skyrim

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:06 am

Yes. She will not cook for me. I am very upset about it. I would divorce her if I could.

I have my eye on a sweet young hottie in Markwarth already anyway.

Can you just marry someone else without telling your wife you're leaving? Would Maramal do that for ya?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:30 pm

Ok, I have researched and found the following:

If you move your spouse directly into your own home, the Lover's Comfort effect may not activate correctly on sleeping. This can be fixed by asking them to move back to their original home (you should get a "Visit your spouse's house" journal update at this point, if things are working properly) and sleeping there to activate the effect, then telling them you want to move to whichever house you actually want to live in. Spouses who stayed at inns before marriage may not actually sleep in those places, but Lover's Comfort should activate if you pay to spend a night at that inn.

I'm going to tell her to go home to her brother. If this does not work .... I shall consider more permanent options.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:45 am

I may be able to workout the six thing, but she better figure out how to cook. I'm tired of eating Lydia's cooking. I married Camilla because I though she was a good cook. If she does not start feeding me ....... I will not be held responsible for my actions.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:50 am

I may be able to workout the six thing, but she better figure out how to cook. I'm tired of eating Lydia's cooking. I married Camilla because I though she was a good cook. If she does not start feeding me ....... I will not be held responsible for my actions.

I can see why you would think that. She sits there in his shop all the time, literally two feet from the cookpot. "Where's my baked potatoes, woman!"

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:14 pm

At what time did you come home?

Maybe there's a frozen dinner for you in the oven. Just put some dragonbreath to it, dovahkiin.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:52 am

Hmmm agreed...

Anyway, you can't get divorced.

Just use an axe. Or a skeever poison.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:57 pm

Give your spouse a vase with an assortment of Nightshade and Deathbell.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:12 am

If you're good at Alchemy, you can combine certain ingredients to create a potion similar to Skooma except it has the effect of making the person drunk. Reverse pickpocket the potion into your lover's pocket and they will start stumbling around and lose their inhibitions. This is the time to lead your partner to bed and let mayhem ensue.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:02 am

WWCD (what would Conan do)?

Conan would not have married in the first place.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:02 am

I think the OP might be Conan with a Laptop from the future.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:19 pm

I know what you mean. You put a roof over her head, the least she could do is put out.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:55 am

i killed her two suiters and brother as a werewolf it was funny she came after me when i attacked her brother in his bed. I was tired of him following me around the shop like i was gonna steal something, so i wolfed out and ate his a.s.s

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:49 am

after the CK is out the temple of Diblla will be a LOT more interesting and you can bet on it

you: wife u no give six or food u go now

wife: lets just go to the temple of Diblla and let them teach us

you: you mean with all those naked priestesses bathing in cented water and playing with each other

wife: sure

you: I love you wife I LOVE YOU :bunny:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:58 am

To activate the lovers comfort you must first spend a night at their house.
The script that governs the lovers comfort does not activate if you tell them to go to your house immediately after the marriage.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:58 am

If I was the only man able to save the world from the apocalypse, I would demand six virgins per day in tribute.

Poor Dragonborn should at least get one gal.

Forget the virgins, bring out the Dibela priestesses…ALL OF THEM!!!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:17 am

LOL

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:12 am

I think you may have a few more issues then just those two.

lol

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:52 am

This thread is hilarious

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:41 am

It is really sad when you think about it, there you are saving the world from being eaten by dragons and solving a thousand+1 irrelevant stupid fetch tasks along the way, yet your wife doesn’t want to sleep with you and you appear to be the only man on Nirn that can’t get any services from the Temple of Debela. Perhaps the ability to shout has nothing to do with being Dragonborn.

Now that I think about it, it would also explain the whitebeards, a bunch of Nords stuck on a mountain peak with no mead or women end up shouting so loud the entire Skyrim hears them. The mystery is finally solved.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:29 am

It is really sad when you think about it, there you are saving the world from being eaten by dragons and solving a thousand+1 irrelevant stupid fetch tasks along the way, yet your wife doesn’t want to sleep with you and you appear to be the only man on Nirn that can’t get any services from the Temple of Debela. Perhaps the ability to shout has nothing to do with being Dragonborn.

Now that I think about it, it would also explain the whitebeards, a bunch of Nords stuck on a mountain peak with no mead or women end up shouting so loud the entire Skyrim hears them. The mystery is finally solved.

Uhhh, men who shout with deafening voices don't get the wenches?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:37 am

WWCD (what would Conan do)?

CROM!!!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:10 pm

We need some divorce lawyers in Skyrim. Should be a profitable business.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:57 pm

this is a good thread i might stay

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:25 am

Dragon Age has mod for matured content, six.

maybe someone will come out similar mod for this game?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:59 am

Dragon Age has mod for matured content, six.

maybe someone will come out similar mod for this game?

I would be shocked if there wasn’t one already. How many seconds did it take to make the first nvde mod? Say what you will about those people, but I wish I had half of their dedication and efficiency. lol