No six No Food - I want a Divorce! : V

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:00 am

I have two serious issues with my wife, Camilla. She does not give me six and she does not give me food. I thought this was because of her relationship with that elf archer from Riverwood so I killed him. I have no more competition in my home, but she does not give me six or feed me. I am thinking about killing her brother just because I am so angry with her.

What are the Divorce procedures in Skyrim. May I just take her Marriage Band and kick her out or must I beat her with my Elvin Battleaxe?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:41 am

I think you may have a few more issues then just those two.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:48 am

I think you may have a few more issues then just those two.

Lol.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:19 pm

Her business is rolling along pretty well. I am happy with my share of the profits. I just want more six and food. If she does not cough it up soon ......

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:14 pm

funny post!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:33 am

WWCD (what would Conan do)?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:46 pm

WWCD (what would Conan do)?

More like what would Doug Quaid do.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:06 am

Her business is rolling along pretty well. I am happy with my share of the profits. I just want more six and food. If she does not cough it up soon ......

Her Brother gets it?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:46 am

OMG! Do you think she is sleeping with her brother behind my back? I will have to confront him about this matter. I think perhaps I will take back that Golden Claw she is so happy about me returning to them.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:17 am

More like what would Doug Quaid do.

Ahh yes, let the demure/sleazy brunette shoot the wife in the head. I see.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:04 pm

I think you may have a few more issues then just those two.

Hmmm agreed...

Anyway, you can't get divorced.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:40 pm

Why do you require that your character has six?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:11 pm

Ahh yes, let the demure/sleazy brunette shoot the wife in the head. I see.

*Generic guard voice*

Consider that a diworce

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:41 am

Why do you require that your character has six?

If I was the only man able to save the world from the apocalypse, I would demand six virgins per day in tribute.

Poor Dragonborn should at least get one gal.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:48 am

LOL this is a funny thread

Kill that scumbag brother of hers.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:15 am

Have you asked her to live at your house or hers? My character married Iona, if I ask her to live at Honeyside, my house, I can buy and sell things, but no Lover's Comfort. If I ask her to live at her house, also Honeyside of course, I get Lover's Comfort bonus and money from the shop, but no option to trade.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:18 pm

I had to move to Ysolda's house and back into Breezehome before she would do anything with me :blink:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:57 am

At the risk of missed sarcasm, I refer you to the relevant wiki page: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Marriage

Havnt tried it myself but it does mention food and a 'lovers comfort' bonus (we have killing, stealing, racism but cant even call the bonus 'got laid'?)

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:13 am

Have you written a prenuptial agreement? Otherwise be careful... your divorced wife might take half your items, perhaps even your house!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:07 pm

I have two serious issues with my wife, Camilla. She does not give me six and she does not give me food. I thought this was because of her relationship with that elf archer from Riverwood so I killed him. I have no more competition in my home, but she does not give me six or feed me. I am thinking about killing her brother just because I am so angry with her.

What are the Divorce procedures in Skyrim. May I just take her Marriage Band and kick her out or must I beat her with my Elvin Battleaxe?

If you're on PC you can get divorce pretty easily. PM me and I'll explain. Or google it.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:37 pm

If I was the only man able to save the world from the apocalypse, I would demand six virgins per day in tribute.

Poor Dragonborn should at least get one gal.

Fair enough I guess. But only after mission completed, huh?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:42 pm

If I was the only man able to save the world from the apocalypse, I would demand six virgins per day in tribute.

Poor Dragonborn should at least get one gal.

eh.. after a couple days of "how do you do that?" and "you want me to do what?" i would be demanding a couple more experienced girls instead of virgins......

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:46 am

Wait until CK... nvde mod was made like after a day after release. Im sure everything else will follow.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:58 am

Wait.. She won't cook for you?? I have never gotten married in the game but the UESP says that once a day you can get a "homecooked meal" from your spouse. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Marriage#Benefits

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:45 am

Wait.. She won't cook for you?? I have never gotten married in the game but the UESP says that once a day you can get a "homecooked meal" from your spouse. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Marriage#Benefits

Yes. She will not cook for me. I am very upset about it. I would divorce her if I could.

I have my eye on a sweet young hottie in Markwarth already anyway.