From Rommel's journal:
21st of Lastseed, 401
I woke this morning to the patter of rain on the roof and a rumble of thunder. Lovely. I've always preferred the "gloomy" weather.
In a practical sense, it's just better for business. Keeps prying eyes indoors and masks any sounds I may make. But more than that, rainy stormy snowy days just make me feel... at ease. Relaxed.
Ralof and kin were loathe to stir from their beds but I sprang up, grabbed a quick bite and slinked off into the grey morning. I shadowed a wandering guard for practice, checked his pockets but took nothing. I did however pick open a few locked doors just to prove that I could.
As the rain began to let up and the townsfolk started to make their way about their mundane chores I remembered the letter I'd stashed in my sack, Camilla of the Riverside Trader, and I set off to dash a cowardly man's dreams.
I entered the shop and walked into the midst of a heated argument. Though it was very one sided. More of a scolding. Some mouthy harlet was berating the man behind the counter who, in turn, couldn't get a word in edgewise. "Camilla" I heard him stammer weakly.
Ah... So this raging she wolf is Camilla. I couldn't bear to watch her mouth off to this man, ball-less though he may be, any longer and decided that this wench must learn her place...
I shouldered her aside, approached the fellow at the counter briskly and feigned interest in their wares. That's right sweetie, I thought, my business is more important than you so shut it. She huffed a little exasperated sigh and plopped down dejectedly into a seat in the corner. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself and 'Lucan', Camilla's brother apparently, poor man, seemed to have a slight twinkle of mirth to his eye as well. Mission accomplished.
As I browsed their goods I inquired what "had the harpie's feathers all riled up", to which both siblings stiffened, though Lucan recovered instantly and beamed a big smile before telling me about the theft of some prized ornament, a golden claw, they'd had on display. He sized me up for a moment, then leaned in close, as though we were old drinkin' mates, and offered me a fairly hefty sum for its recovery. I nodded, said I'd look into it and made for the door.
I caught a glimpse of Camilla fuming in the corner and, almost as an afterthought, tossed her Sven's letter and told her the truth of it.
Her face reddened with rage and, as I left, the words she muttered caused Lucan's breath to catch.
I've heard worse.
As I walked up the street I mused on the reward Lucan had offered, the fates of that bard, elf and... Camilla. Real firebrand, that one. No way some teary eyed minstrel's gonna put her in her place. Elf? Ha! Good one. I may just have to bed her myself.
Lost in thought, I ran into Faendal, speak (think) of the devil. I mentioned Camilla's change of heart towards Sven to which he was most thankful. He gave me a bit of coin and offered to show me what he knows of archery.
His skill with the bow was actually quite impressive so I asked him to accompany me to Whiterun. I'd decided that would be my next stop. A short run, deliver the message and receive the Jarl's gratitude. Easy.
On the way to Whiterun we'd encountered several wolves, whose pelts I now carried, so once in town I stopped by the smithy and turned out a bit of leather. This shop was quite well stocked so I bought some steel and crafted myself some Ranger Armor and a matching hood. Practically speaking, it's no better than the leather I was wearing but it's a little more comfortable and, well, it just looks nicer. Figured it'd make a better first impression when I met the Jarl...
Faendal and I made our way up to the Jarl's palace, Dragonsreach.
Inside, we were headed off by his dark elf watch dog, Irileth, before we could get near him. She demanded our business and I told her to "get out of that armor before you hurt yourself and get back to the kitchen where you belong so I can discuss my business with the MAN in the throne".
Her hand went to her sword and I thought I was in deep now when, fortunately, the Jarl called her off and bid me approach. I considered telling her to bring me a mead, as my long trip had left me parched, but I bit my tongue and delivered my message.
The Jarl was interested in my account of Helgen. Rewarded me for my trouble with some piece of armor that weighs far too much to be of any use to me, and asked me to talk to his Mage about some project he's working on.
Spoiler I did so. After he made some belittling comments, which I then wittily parried and riposted, he chuckled, apologized for his lack of manners and asked me to retrieve a 'dragonstone' from some barrow near Riverside. Turns out, the very same barrow that the thieves of Lucan's claw are supposedly holed up in.
With Fate clearly pushing me in that direction, Faendal and I grabbed a quick bite, courtesy of the Jarl, and made out way back to Riverside.
Next stop, Bleak Falls Barrow.
Surely, when this is complete, the Jarl will shower us with appreciation!