The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim should've been called The Elder Sc : V

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:55 pm

As a Canadian when im not moose hunting im probably killing dragons, and if im not doing that im playing skyrim and ive noticed that they're practically the same place!

Its always snowing and it pretty damn cold.

The wildlife is basically the same.

I noticed that Nords are all incredibly sixy fair haired people who kick ass, just like Canadians (except for the french ones.

If someone steals something in one of our cities EVERYONE swarms that one guy, ever wondered why the crime rate in Canada is so low compared to the US?

all of our police officers ride horses and once took an arrow to the knee

We have free healthcare.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:29 pm

I noticed that Nords are all incredibly sixy fair haired people who kick ass, just like Canadians (except for the french ones.

Oh I get it, you're joking. Good one.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:34 am

Large parts of it remind me of Pennsylvania and upper New York.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:57 pm

haha

no free healthcare in skyrim though
have to pay for potions

and no1 every says "eh" or "aboot"

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:04 am

REALLY???? I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE LIKE SCOTLAND.?WITH ITS ANCIENT RUINS AND CASTLES AND KEEPS

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:19 pm

More like "The Elder Scrolls: Norway"

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:27 pm

Oooh, another riveting post.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:57 am

As a Canadian when im not moose hunting im probably killing dragons, and if im not doing that im playing skyrim...

I see what you did there.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:32 pm

More Like The Elder Scrolls: J?mtland

Damn you roosterdad, norway shalt not have this glory!

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:45 am

It has most in common with Norway if you ask me. Including the corpse (war) paint.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:19 pm

haha

no free healthcare in skyrim though
have to pay for potions

and no1 every says "eh" or "aboot"

Two mod ideas in one post :goodjob:

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:05 pm

I didn't feel it was like Canada at all, though some of the Nords sound a bit like Cape Bretoners rather than the suggested Sveedish.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:46 pm

I noticed that Nords are all incredibly sixy fair haired people who kick ass, just like Canadians (except for the french ones.

Aren't you witty. . . :thumbsdown:

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:02 pm

I noticed that Nords are all incredibly sixy fair haired people who kick ass, just like Canadians (except for the french ones.

Thats probably why Montreal is the north american capital of porm. Just sayin

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:38 am

As a Canadian, dissaproves. Since when have we kicked any ass?

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:04 pm

As a Canadian, dissaproves. Since when have we kicked any ass?

Frankly, appart from military might, we have been kicking the US's ass for these past 5 years. We have more social services, better worker protection laws, pay about the same amount of taxes and have a much healthier economy.

Then again, we are stuck with Harper (Bush v 2.0) for another few years, so we are already on our way down the waterslide

Inbefore threadlocked. Mods don't seem to like when we talk of anything but Skyrim.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:38 pm

As a Canadian, dissaproves. Since when have we kicked any ass?

As a non-Canadian, just off the top of my head, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_beach come to mind. Also, there was that time you were FUS-RO-DAHing dragons all over the frozen wilderness. :ahhh:

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:29 pm

Yeah, and Cyrodill was England (overrun with immigrants supposedly) and Vvardenfell was Australia (a bunch of unfriendly xenophobes, to be sure)

nah jks Morrowind is Australia, Vvardenfell is Tasmania

And New Zealand is Solstheim

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:06 pm

Ha ha ha ha I thought one of the castles looked like the CN tower

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:29 pm

I see the similarity between Skyrim and Canada. While Skyrim tends to be a frozen wasteland, there are many places that are teeming with forests, some tundra and a mix of other landscapes, just like Canadia.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:15 am

x) hey man...Not canada..Ever heard about the nordic countries?

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:22 pm

"Free" healthcare. Hilarious.

15% sales tax ftw.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:24 pm

As a Canadian when im not moose hunting im probably killing dragons, and if im not doing that im playing skyrim and ive noticed that they're practically the same place!

Its always snowing and it pretty damn cold.

The wildlife is basically the same.

I noticed that Nords are all incredibly sixy fair haired people who kick ass, just like Canadians (except for the french ones.

If someone steals something in one of our cities EVERYONE swarms that one guy, ever wondered why the crime rate in Canada is so low compared to the US?

all of our police officers ride horses and once took an arrow to the knee

We have free healthcare.

But you also have....http://www.screened.com/zap-rowsdower/15-1511/all-images/132-1974574/dower/131-248857/

Plus, not nearly enough fruity elves in Skyrim- nothing like Canadia at all. Also, as a Boston native...nice riot, Vancouver. Stay classy

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:41 am

But you also have....http://www.screened.com/zap-rowsdower/15-1511/all-images/132-1974574/dower/131-248857/

Plus, not nearly enough fruity elves in Skyrim- nothing like Canadia at all. Also, as a Boston native...nice riot, Vancouver. Stay classy

If those people who rioted in Vancouver were serious about hockey, they would have trashed your city, not their own. They were just hooligan trash.

ALso, the Nords could be related to the Quebecors. You know, break off from everyone and create your own independent nation?

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:04 am

Skyrim looks like scandinavia and the whole viking theme makes it even more obvious, sure there are similar landscapes in canada but I don't think they had that in mind when designing the game..