At this point, it's just an internet punching bag.
This seems true to a large extent.
I'm scared now, I think I might be a hipster...
I wear loafers, fake glasses, cool hats, buttons, I plan to collect record when I get enough money.
Only I genuinely love the obscure, and only like indie bands because they're way better than any mainstream song made today (seriously, compared Hey Ocean! to whatever the "cool" mainstream pop artist is) and electronic music is just cool.
I dunno, maybe you could be a hipster, your tone in this post definitely carries a certain sense of snobbishness. Like, what are "cool" hats? You obviously know already, and don't need to explain it to anyone else. And you seem really convinced about how much better the music you listen to is than mainstream pop music. What really gets me though is the fake glasses... like, that's just such a conspicuously image-conscious decision that I'm automatically sending up all kinds of red flags. But you only do it as a "joke", and "irony" isn't a huge part of the supposed hipster ideology or anything...
Really though, I'm sure I could be classified as a hipster by someone's definition, because it really does seem like a catch-all epithet for young people who may be engaging in any number of activities which could be pretty broadly described. For example, I would say that I have a pretty obscure taste in music, but I don't feel that it actually aligns with tastes that would be traditionally considered hipster (although I seem to enjoy a few things from the widely-varied "hipster metal" category). In fact, I would go so far as to say that my musical taste is actually far
more obscure than the not-good-enough-to-be-popular pop that a lot of "hip" young people seem to be into, but that really just compounds my snobbish obscurantism, and may in fact make me MORE of a hipster. However, obscurity isn't the top priority of my musical tastes, it's just that generally speaking, the styles of music I enjoy adhere to a certain standard of theoretical and technical principles that relegate them to a sort of outsider status. Again, I'm a snob, and this may just dig me deeper in the hole.
On top of that, I'm fairly young, my pants are kinda tight (not in design, but mostly because I split my time between overeating and doing squats), I wear Chucks (this is also because of weightlifting) I'm college-educated, I can prattle on about various leftist political and social theories (though mostly I do it as a joke, whoops, there's the irony) I'm a musician, I cut my own hair, etc etc.
Anyway, despite the fact that I don't think that hipsters can be easily defined, and that the label and hatred thereof is just a sort of convenient and lazy way to direct one's anger, I get just as annoyed as anyone else at the particularly image-conscious individuals who are either very closely cleaving to a predefined sub-cultural aesthetic, (though that applies to more people than just "hipsters) and I get doubly-annoyed when these skinny d-bags have a hot babe in tow (who may be just as ridiculously dressed, but for whom I'm willing to allow a double-standard because I don't think with my brain).
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