Anyone else wish Skyrim were... more racist? : V - Skyrim

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:06 am

No I was kind of kidding since even the Lilmothiit are foxes not cats I was implying Ysolda was stupid and annoying

Oh okay lol.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:41 am

Everyone is cool with Altmer superiority. :banana:

My Altmer snarls at all the lesser races.

Their opinions don't matter.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:51 pm

A Nord called me a goldenrod once.

He became ash.

:banana:

(I soul-trapped the Nord too. Is that racist?)

The lesser races wish they was evolved as us the gold skinned Altmer.

They do not matter.

Good to add insult to injury by trapping his soul, put him up so he can stay in his little prison or turn him into an enchantment so he can serve his master. He might actually be of use then. ( sarcastic smile at the Nord who wished to insult his betters)

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:38 am

I'd like a bit more racism, it just seemed weird having no acknowledgement of any of my races, especially no Breton-Forsworn, Dunmer-Darned Elf connection.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:52 am

My Altmer snarls at all the lesser races. :wink:

Their opinions don't matter. :smile:

With Skyrim's help the empire will regain it's backbone and crush the Altmer the Thalmor and all the dominion glory to Talos the MAN who became a god

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:19 pm

My Altmer snarls at all the lesser races. :wink:

Their opinions don't matter. :smile:

They're just jealous of our superior elven breeding.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:41 am

The lesser races wish they was evolved as us the gold skinned Altmer.

Khajiit would rather use an axe over gold skin. You made our skooma taste bad!

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:45 pm

Did you know that Altmer eat babies!?!?!?!?!?

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:53 am

Did you know that Altmer eat babies!?!?!?!?!?

Lies, & slander.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:21 am

With Skyrim's help the empire will regain it's backbone and crush the Altmer the Thalmor and all the dominion glory to Talos the MAN who became a god

My Altmer is a staunch supporter of the Altmer not the Thalmor, the nation of the Summerset Isles will be restored and Alinor will be no more, and the Thalmor Dominion will fall yes.

Maybe a new world order under the rule of the Altmer who would give the rights back to the empire to worship their precious Talos. Then we will stick with Auri-El the mighty dragon.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:35 am

Did you know that Altmer eat babies!?!?!?!?!?

This is way too false for Khajiit to believe. Bosmer eat babies.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:30 pm

They're just jealous of our superior elven breeding.

(tilts my head in acknowledgment)
Yes they wish they could have walked when we walked and sired all of the mer races they have today, we are the oldest race on Tamriel besides some trees, for good reason we are perfect and majestic in every way. Not to mention we are more in tune with the fibers of this world then any of the lesser races.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:36 am

This is way too false for Khajiit to believe. Bosmer eat babies.

Oh right lol well they're part of the almeri dominion and Altmer are still snobs my Nord strikes down every one he sees.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:55 pm

Like the bard who sings there? :blink:

Khajiit caravans. It's not clear that all Khajiit are banned from cities.

Tell that to Ma'dran, married Ysolda once in a playthrough (long since deleted) and his whole friggin caravan attended the wedding with him watching and the others waiting outside, my thoughts = this: WTF?

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:42 pm

(tilts my head in acknowledgment)
Yes they wish they could have walked when we walked and sired all of the mer races they have today, we are the oldest race on Tamriel besides some trees, for good reason we are perfect and majestic in every way. Not to mention we are more in tune with the fibers of this world then any of the lesser races.

You're just asking for a second great war aren't you

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:55 am

(tilts my head in acknowledgment)
Yes they wish they could have walked when we walked and sired all of the mer races they have today, we are the oldest race on Tamriel besides some trees, for good reason we are perfect and majestic in every way. Not to mention we are more in tune with the fibers of this world then any of the lesser races.

Saw one of your women once. Khajiit wondered why she didn't at least give Khajiit a rude gesture. Hadn't bathed that day, so maybe I smelled too much like desert.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:26 pm

Khajiit would rather use an axe over gold skin. You made our skooma taste bad!

Ah the Khajiit or should I say the moon sugar licking "cats", trying to suggest we would dare be a part of your skooma swill.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:35 am

Ysgramor and his 500 defeated the snow elves, So the Dovahkiin and his 50000 should wipe them out ist as easy.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:04 am

Ah the Khajiit or should I say the moon sugar licking "cats", trying to suggest we would dare be a part of your skooma swill.

Well, you claim you restored a moon. At least the guys in fancy robes did.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:26 am

(tilts my head in acknowledgment)
Yes they wish they could have walked when we walked and sired all of the mer races they have today, we are the oldest race on Tamriel besides some trees, for good reason we are perfect and majestic in every way. Not to mention we are more in tune with the fibers of this world then any of the lesser races.

True, & we have fantastic bone structure as well.
I mean, cheekbones you could cut marble on.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:12 am

You're just asking for a second great war aren't you

To have the Thalmor crush what remains of the empire.

The Thalmor may be misguided but I acknowledge they are not to be trifled with yet.(shakes my head at a misguided notion for a war the lesser empire would surely loose)

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:20 am

Saw one of your women once. Khajiit wondered why she didn't at least give Khajiit a rude gesture. Hadn't bathed that day, so maybe I smelled too much like desert.

Altmer women are pretty gross themselves rather hang out in the swamps of Black Marsh (no offense to the great argonian people) and choke on the fumes there than have to listen to some Altmer pig whine about how my homelands winters are too cold for them.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:08 am

Saw one of your women once. Khajiit wondered why she didn't at least give Khajiit a rude gesture. Hadn't bathed that day, so maybe I smelled too much like desert.

It was probably the cat filth and smell from an animal that has been out in the rain and then left out in the heat. (Snarls my nose in disgust)

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:02 am

Well, you claim you restored a moon. At least the guys in fancy robes did.

Not just one of Nirns moons but both.(shrill smile)

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:34 am

To have the Thalmor crush what remains of the empire.

The Thalmor may be misguided but I acknowledge they are not to be trifled with yet.(shakes my head at a misguided notion for a war the lesser empire would surely loose)

Last time the empire didn't have the Dovahkiin this time a new empire led by the people of skyrim (not that spineless fool Titus Mede) will crush the dominion and free valenwood and Elswyr from the tyrrany of the Altmer's dominion