I sort of want to spell things like the British just to annoy everyone. But sometimes it takes a whole extra letter, and I just don't have the patience.
U is such a superfluous letter.

Get a sense of honour and do the maths, my humourless yankee neighbour.
My war babies, they are in pain.
[censored] this. Everybody is speaking http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Ithkuil_sentence.ogg from now on.