I don't really keep anything about myself secret. I say its better to pour your guts out as soon as you meet someone, that way instead of learning to hate you over time, they can just hate you right away and you'll never have to deal with them.

I make up songs to Elvis melodies and sing them while I'm making dinner in the kitchen. Lyrics usually pertain to whatever cartoon my son happens to be watching atm..


How bad do I sing?

Let's say if David Hasselhoff were butt [censored] by William Shatner and they had an evil love child named Damian who tortured cats on occasion..

that would be my singing.

People in the know have seriously wondered whether my singing voice could be weaponized, and in one undocumented case was in all likelihood responsible for chasing off Afghan Insurgents.


Needless to say I don't serenade anyone unless I n.e.v.e.r want to see them again.

I also hate big government with no end. (I'm talking to you Lemar Smith, Barack Obama, Harry Reed, and Nancy Polosky.)

Wow, I knew about you and Nick Kamen but I never saw A-Ha coming. That happens to be one of my mothers favourite songs

I also feel shame about liking this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WISogScYNXA&feature=related , it was the first song me and my girlfriend danced to..... well I use the word dance loosely for myself

I'm not as awesome as all of you think I am

Nahh I'm playing around, it was meant to "spice" the thread up with more comments but I think it did nothing
Who's to say I'm not doing her...head in anyway

It's pretty hard for you to be less awesome if I never thought you were awesome to begin with.

@nilecroc- You'd really hate my 'autocratic regimes of sensibility' opinions then.

I now have three more pairs of shoes since the last time I posted.

Oops.

I'm a cerial killer. First person to reply after me is the victim?

I am bold enough to face the Shadow Stealer
I also flicked back to see when Vometia last posted....
I haven't had any Irn-Bru today, belly rumble with withdrawl symptoms

I got yer back..

Let's do this.

I'm a hypocrite and wrong more often than I'd like.
It's like you started typing cereal, then corrected yourself mid-word. Alright, you can kill me now. It was so worth it.

You must do an awful lot of walking.

Oh wait! Shopping. I get it.

From now on, whenever a girl talks about shoes, I'm going to say something like this.

A. I have two kinds of friends: A small inner circle of True Friends whom I consider equal to myself, and a pack of "acolytes" gathered from the lowest of the low that I use as scapegoats, to make myself look better, and a variety of other roles.

B. I consider pretty much everyone I know inferior to myself in a way or another. Only the Inner Circle I consider equal, and one of them superior to myself.

C. I was about to commit suicide when I was 15, but was interrupted at the last moment. Nobody knows of this.

D. Though anonymity means I can speak freely in the Internet, I lie a lot in real life. Mostly to get away with lesser burdens and use of aforementioned scapegoats.

E. My political views are pretty much an amalgam of technocracy and fascism-minus-the-militarism. IMO only educated, intelligent people should have any say in ruling matters and the vast, uneducated ignorant masses should be barred from the privilege of democracy. Something like with Ancient Greece, but instead of Free guys voting we'd have Educated guys voting.

F. I have no interest in sixual relationships. That pretty much eliminates any hope of getting a girlfriend.

G. Despite it all, I gain much pleasure from helping people. I lend money to those without, praise people for whatever achievements, and am universally considered a "good guy" among my friends.

H. As one can see, I have a long list of mental problems, ranging from narcissism to inferiority complex. Now is the rare moment I recognize their existence.

I'm still suffering from post Potter depression. I saw a Harry Potter GIF that made me tear up a little the other day. I take solice in that I'm not alone in this.

Yeah, me too. But I have to say I like the show/fandom less every day. At first I was all hyped and so, but now I don't even visit Equestria Daily regulary and I didn't watch the last roundup yet.
But I still love the show.

When I saw nilecroc's comment, you and Pistolero were the first two people I thought of Martyr.

OH HERE'S ONE THAT WILL MAKE LOTS OF PEOPLE MAD AT ME!

I hate multiculturalism. The way I see it, each pocket of civilization should try its best to be itself. If it disapproves of another culture, it should either avoid it or destroy it. If this other culture cares enough about itself, it will either go on the defensive and become massively xenophobic or attempt to eradicate the culture that threatens it.

Yes, I know, I am a monster.

Of course, it would be ideal if everybody would just stay out of one another's business, but that's impossible.

EDIT: Keep in mind that there are more ways to destroy a culture than war. Whether or not war is the chosen method depends on both the attacking and defending culture.

EDIT EDIT: Maybe saying I hate multiculturalism isn't right...I hate the type of multiculturalism that is often proposed; i.e. everybody lives together and 'gets along'. I find it to be very naive.



If I were to build my own civilization, it would look something like this. Only there would be two higher powers above the councils. One a cold, hard, detached voice of reason, the other a compassionate, loving individual. There would be hundreds upon thousands of tests to see if these were their true natures, of course.

If cultures didn't integrate parts of other cultures, we'd have a lot fewer cultures than we do now. Probably not obvious to most Americans, because the country was founded on a mixing pot ideology and for the most part it worked well, so there's no defined American culture. But lots of cultures worldwide are well defined despite integrating (forcibly or otherwise) aspects of other cultures. On the other hand, easy communication and travel is beginning to create a global culture, mostly in favor of Western stuff.

I am typing up this post instead of learning three essays I need to know for tomorrow.

If I were to build my own civilisation, such people would be locked up in mental asylums.

If I were to build my own civilization, I would make sure people knew how to spell civilization.

LOCK EM' UP, BOYS!

Mediocre grammar shall not be tolerated.

It's spelled correctly.

Nuh-uh. Civilization > civilisation.

Unless they spell it differently over seas.