Finaly gonna try a Mer out... : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:10 am

You mean as a race of people who's only purpose is to be xenophobic bruisers modeled after Vikings who's only real accomplishment is death and destruction.

No culture, unless it involves killing someone.

Sounds awesome to me. Better than eating our dead and hugging trees.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:41 pm

The closest Ive gotten to an Elf is a Breton,

Say what?

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:53 am

They're very skilled, but not perfect, and not every one. Just like how Altmer are very skilled mages, but aren't perect or even always the best mages. As for the second part, if a bosmer misses or fails to kill a nord in heavy armor with a shield the first time, they're done. All they can do is run and hide again.

False, but continue to think that way. Makes no difference to me.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:41 am

Say what?

Bretons are part elf.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:18 pm

Sounds awesome to me. Better than eating our dead and hugging trees.

If you read, there's a reason they eat their dead, and they don't hug trees. That's a very immature assessment.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:52 am

If you read, there's a reason they eat their dead, and they don't hug trees. That's a very immature assessment.

I did read and I know why. And you're starting to take this too seriously.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:20 pm

I did read and I know why. And you're starting to take this too seriously.

Not really, but I will defend Bosmer. =)

Just as a side note, the High King of Skyrim back in 1E369 was killed by Bosmer during one of their Great Hunts. He planned on declaring war on Valenwood, and payed the price.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:03 am

Sounds awesome to me. Better than eating our dead and hugging trees.

Are you even capable of illiciting a response that ISN'T some inane variation of "nuh huh", while pretending you are, in some fashion, a fictional race of Caucasians, or is this some elaborate joke? And if so you may need to explain the joke, because if there is supposed to be a punch line here I'm sorely certain I've missed it.

In all it makes intelligent discourse rather difficult when your verbal opponent sticks his head up his hind end on purpose, therefore destroying the purpose.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:28 am

Not really, but I will defend Bosmer. =)

Just as a side note, the High King of Skyrim back in 1E369 was killed by Bosmer during one of their Great Hunts. He planned on declaring war on Valenwood, and payed the price.

You got 1 nord. Congratulations. We took out a whole entire race.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:27 pm

Are you even capable of illiciting a response that ISN'T some inane variation of "nuh huh", while pretending you are, in some fashion, a fictional race of Caucasians, or is this some elaborate joke? And if so you may need to explain the joke, because if there is supposed to be a punch line here I'm sorely certain I've missed it.

In all it makes intelligent discourse rather difficult when your verbal opponent sticks his head up his hind end on purpose, therefore destroying the purpose.

Again, taking this WAAAAAAY too seriously....All this is is one big "Nuh uh" conversation.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:40 am

You got 1 nord. Congratulations. We took out a whole entire race.

The High King no less, and congrats, you got the Snow Elves. They're not the same as Bosmer. It's common knowledge for humans to avoid the forests of Valenwood. It's because they can't hang with the stuff in there, lol

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:07 am

Again, taking this WAAAAAAY too seriously....All this is is one big "Nuh uh" conversation.

Then good day, sir. I say, GOOD DAY.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:15 am

I second this. No other mer compares to the aweomeness of the Dunmer. Especially VL Dunmer.

Pretty much this. Dunmer are great at everything.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:44 am

The High King no less, and congrats, you got the Snow Elves. They're not the same as Bosmer. It's common knowledge for humans to avoid the forests of Valenwood. It's because they can't hang with the stuff in there, lol

They're better than Bosmer, and we took 'em out. You really want some of this, mer? Huh? Come at me, Bro!

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:59 pm

They're better than Bosmer, and we took 'em out. You really want some of this, mer? Huh? Come at me, Bro!

Lol, who says they're better than Bosmer? It doesn't say so anywhere. Clearly they were stupid enough to pick a fight they couldn't win. Which is not very smart. The Bosmer on the other hand, don't tend to instigate war, which is Intelligent.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:40 am

You know...back in the day, I did respect Nords, but then Skyrim came along and painted them as egotistical and bullheaded, and almost less honorable than Orcs somehow...

If I want to play a Human, I'll play a Breton or a Cyrodil. You can keep your knuckle draggers who's response to anything is to hit it with a rock, and if that fails, get a bigger rock.

Yup my opinion as well. If I wanted to roll a warrior I would look at orcs not nords I don't like nords.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:43 am

Lol, who says they're better than Bosmer? It doesn't say so anywhere. Clearly they were stupid enough to pick a fight they couldn't win. Which is not very smart. The Bosmer on the other hand, don't tend to instigate war, which is Intelligent.

They may not instigate it, but they lose it all the time. The Aldmeri Dominion regularly gets a piece of that Valenwood action, and The Empire whooped them good too. Skyrim doesn't get conquered.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:02 am

They may not instigate it, but they lose it all the time. The Aldmeri Dominion regularly gets a piece of that Valenwood action, and The Empire whooped them good too. Skyrim doesn't get conquered.

Half of Valenwood supports the Dominion kiddo.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:19 pm

Pretty much this. Dunmer are great at everything.

Yes, yes we are.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:53 am

Half of Valenwood supports the Dominion kiddo.

Tell that to Malborn. XD

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:14 pm

Tell that to Malborn. XD

Huh? That's one Bosmer.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:11 am

Don't forget that the Kitteh's went to the Dominion also...

Silly, silly Kitteh's.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:47 pm

Half of Valenwood supports the Dominion kiddo.

They don't "support" it. The Thalmor took it. All of it, not half.

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:51 pm

Huh? That's one Bosmer.

I know. I'm just joking. :biggrin:

» Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:50 pm

They don't "support" it. The Thalmor took it. All of it, not half.

They probably do now... brainwashing 'n' all that. You know, Nazi stuff. It's plenty scary.