Game is Horrible

Post » Wed May 09, 2012 5:31 pm

This game is horrible. Ignore the reviews, and the fake metacritic ratings.. I knew this was coming Bethesda, i knew you'd consolise the [censored] out of your game to flog it on hardware which should be in LANDFILL.

First is the mouse lag, yeah, its software accelerated, it floats and takes an age to be accurate. Then there is the constant re-use of textures and poor effects (game is 5.2GB, smaller than oblivion, and it shows). Im not lying when i say that my first 3 hours of this game after getting into the world were literally in black and white, and it became oppressive very quickly.

Adding to that oppression is the field of fiew, again, designed for consoles with no thought for PC gamers. It must be about 55 Degrees - rather than the 80 or even 90 it should be, so even if the game were pretty, you can't fit it into your screen. And you have to endure motion sickness like playing the game through a port-hole.

Next up, the menus are fiddly as hell. Nothing is made for the mouse, you have to click through the menus with wasd and even then they often bug out. No explanations are given for controls either. 4 hours in and i am still trying to find out how exactly to use my "control animal" spell which i got 30 mins into the game. Its effing cryptic. Again, if it were designed for the PC and not a consoles then they wouldnt have such a backwards system for equipping and using spells/weapons etc.

Fighting? Its awful. Due to the unresponsive mouse and the god awful hit detection and swing times for weapons you may aswell be flailing around trying to tickle them to death with a 3ft feather. Tell me Bethesda, how long does it take to swing a sword? Does it take upwards of two seconds?? NO, IT DOESNT. IT TAKES A FRACTION OF A SECOND. WHY IS THE COMBAT IN SLOWMO??

Just avoid this. Even if you really want to play it, dont buy it, rent it, and youll be glad you didn't buy it. Bethesda have to be shown that us pc gamers WHO MADE THEM will not allow them to lower the standards to cash in on these consoles that shouldve died years ago. Personally i am SICK of it and i am insulted and dismayed when i see them flogging such crap for the PC. The game is a joke bethesda, i knew it would be, months ago, watching a preview and listening to your little minion talk about how beautiful the world is, when i could SEEEEEEEEEEEEE that its ugly as sin. I HATE it when developers/previewers do that, because its BRAINWASHING. It is a CRIME. You think that people wont notice that it looks like dirt, aslong as you pay some chimp to tell the camera 50 times that its "beautiful".

Seriously take a fricking step back Bethesda.

Your job is to make games, and make them as good as you can. ELSE ITS NOT WORTH IT.
No Artist devours their own art to flog it to more people - you devour your own games to flog them to more people, and that is soul-less and sad. It must be heartbreaking to work for such a sell-out company.
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kitten maciver
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 12:27 am

Game was great for me :shrug:
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Jose ordaz
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 9:15 pm

Game was great for me :shrug:
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JD FROM HELL
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 12:43 pm

This game is horrible.

Haha, you got a console game for the PC... lulz
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Logan Greenwood
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:26 pm

Ok now that is going a little overboard
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Ana
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:43 pm

its an amazing! love it! your a troll.....with bad taste....
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Quick Draw
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 2:38 am

I just got it and played past the first part, I think its excellent xD

edit - also, all menus work with my mouse, I can click when I want, where I want, who I want. Little sluggish at times, but im playing on high with a five year old pc.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:04 pm

Ahem...cool story bro.
You know that a lot of PC gamers, myself included actually LOVE the game? I'll summarize in layman's terms, if you're a PC elitist than you probably won't like this game.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 12:26 pm

The game is a joke bethesda, i knew it would be, months ago, watching a preview and listening to your little minion talk about how beautiful the world is, when i could SEEEEEEEEEEEEE that its ugly as sin.

If you knew it was going to be bad that long ago then why on earth did you buy it?
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kyle pinchen
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 6:14 pm

Game was great for me :shrug:
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Matthew Warren
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 11:44 pm

Game was great for me :shrug:
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lucile davignon
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:40 pm

Some valid points smothered by throwing a tantrum in which you're spouting utter nonsense.
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Claire Vaux
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 12:11 am

Game was great for me :shrug:


Haha, you got a console game for the PC... lulz
:facepalm:


@OP
That's just like, your opinion, man.
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Neko Jenny
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:22 pm

The game is beautiful in so many ways. I love you Beth!
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Dezzeh
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 9:53 pm

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.

EDIT: Really? Ninja'd? :tongue:
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Kat Ives
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 7:28 pm

OP - breathe!, breathe!

You're gonna bust a blood vessel xD
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:46 pm

Game was great for me :shrug:
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Liv Brown
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:32 pm

Game was great for me :shrug:
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 2:30 pm

That's your opinion, and unfortunately you'll find yourself in a minority. This game is magnificent. Period.

P.S. Mods and patches will address most of your concerns.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:40 pm

yea great story, now shut up.
The game looks great, find another game with so much content and so detailed graphics
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:53 pm

Ahem...cool story bro.
You know that a lot of PC gamers, myself included actually LOVE the game? I'll summarize in layman's terms, if you're a PC elitist than you probably won't like this game.
Not true. I'm a PC elitist and I love this game.
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brenden casey
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 1:45 am

I just hope for a DX11 patch, except for that I'm happy.
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Mariaa EM.
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 2:40 am

If you knew it was going to be bad that long ago then why on earth did you buy it?
I smell a troll...quick men! Ready your flame spells!
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darnell waddington
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 9:30 pm

If you've got legitimate criticisms it's best to voice them in a reasonable way, otherwise people may not take you seriously and you'll just get your threads locked.
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Sophie Payne
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 9:24 pm

Played it for 8 hours on the PC. No bugs. I can say the menus can be an absolute pain to navigate through sometimes, but I'm really getting used to it. However, I'm finding it next to impossible to be absolutely sure that the dialogue option I'm clicking on is the one that is selected. Don't know what's happening there. Other then that, I love the game. Lots of fun. Haven't even started the main quest. Bethesda just needs to, uhm.... not shaft a platform on specific details.
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