Ok serious issue, theres this girl who iv been seeing, nice girl, hot girl short hair, size 10, great figure, you’d think i’d hit the jackpot, theres just one problem, shes bat mental!!!!
We met at work and all went good, however lately shes been ticked off that we have had to keep it secret and so what has she just gone and done, WHAT DID SHE JUST GO AND FRIGGIN DO?!! She sounded the fire alarm, made the whole building evacuate then stopped me and told her to join her in her office... wtf?!

Thats just one scenario, the other week we was laycing on her couch together, I fell asleep and woke up and she was there in my face, just watching me sleep the entire time!! A day before that we was at work in a meeting and under the table her hand started to get “stuck in”.

But its this fire alarm incident that im concerned about, its just getting worst, I don’t mind the idea of dating crazy chicks but this girl is mental and she has already said at the weekend she wants to ‘tie me up and blindfold me’, with any other girl I would be up for this but in this scenario I am freaked out by the idea !

Any ideas? I’m scared to dump her : /

Sorry if thread seems rushed, it is. I'm still recovering from the fire alarm stunt!

You'll have to man up and dump her if you're really not enjoying the relationship. I've been in that situation before (though not as extreme, I'll admit). My advice is get out while you still can!

http://i.imgur.com/1nVYG.jpg

I don't see the problem here.

Just Ask Her Out.

Sorry, I must do my part to uphold the tradition.

Was in a situation similar to you, as I am sure a few of the folks here may recall. Best advice I ever got?

Dump the [censored] and focus on higher priorities. As cold as it sounds, the fact of the matter is that there are people in this world whom will only drag you through the mud with them. If you are feeling bold, which by making this thread you have clearly stated you are not, than I would suggest trying to help the lady out by getting her the services she needs... but it would be best to keep in mind that there is no use in trying to help those whom are unwilling to help themselves.

Seriously. Dump her and stick to the decision. It's very clear you want to, so just do it. Don't be an idiot like I was and have it carry on for a long time.

Or he could man up and tie up and blindfold her. And then leave her in the bedroom and go watch a football game or something.

I think he should just trap her in a house with the help of angry red wasp.

Get right in there

This sounds an awfully (awesome) lot like this https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/bookmarklet_uploaded/jennifer-aniston-horrible-bosses-posters-01.jpg, that in my opinon isn't that horrbile much rather the opposite.

Make her dump you. Act in a way that she totally hates and don't give her much of a choice.

But seriously, she pulled the fire alarm when there was no fire. Call the police anonymously and tell them.

Doesn't do the thread justice when the OP already has someone.

I've seen enough porm to know where this is going. Certified JagarTharn12 catchphrase

This is going to end with a bodybag, run!

However if you do decided to let her tie you up and blindfold you two things, your brave. Also think of a safeword. But seriously, just tell her to jog on.

Like so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoXfiSU_wqE

You have to out-psycho her. Sneak a dead dog into her bed with a note tacked on; "This joke may be in paw taste but if anything were to happen to us, I would never heel" with a cute doodle of you two going out and getting icecream or something. She'll be A: intimidated and creeped out, and B: impressed by your wit.

Shnauzer chance to make something of it.

Yeah definately dump her, i've been in a couple of bad relationships too but this doesn't sound like it will end good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg!

Unzip and shove it down.

Get drunk?


Kinky as [censored].

Two words: Restraining. Order.

And to avoid the issues of said order and working together - nark that she pulled the alarm and get her fired.

Win, win!

In all seriousness, women are usually twice as nuts as you think they are so if you think she's bat crazy now... And trust me, you don't want to deal with that crap.

This man knows what he's talking about, file a restraining order. And no I'm not joking, the world is full of insane people running loose, just look at me. Also, props to Shadow Stealer for linking a Hot Fuzz clip, epic comedy.

I don't think we're into restraining order territory here.

Police: why do you want a restraining order?
You: Because I don't want her near me.
Police: Did you tell her you wanted her to stay away?
You: No, we're dating.
Police: ...

Don't try any "get her to dump you" tactics - they will inevitably backfire and leave her feeling hurt and bewildered but still with no intention of dumping you. Watch How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days for that one. Just tell her honestly that you feel suffocated and freaked out by her behaviour and that you don't want to be with her any more. Don't let her down gently, don't fudge the issue or try to be oblique about it. Yes, it will be hard, but much easier in the long run - the more honest you are about how she makes you feel, the more likely she'll take a step back and think about her behaviour.

Or that'll just make her feel like she has complete control of him, without tying him down and blindfolding him

Hmmm, that would be bad.

Perhaps you should drive her to Dundee or Margate in the pretense of a romantic weekend. As she exits the car lean out the window and say

'It's over, get to the chopper' and floor it.

Or

'Your a mentalist!' and floor it.

I'm thinking like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8tciBFpCI whatever you do don't try that! =P


In all seriousness though just break up with her, tell her honestly why you don't think it will work and be firm. Thats the kindest thing to do. Just phone her if your too scared to see her or better yet, write a note and put it through her letterbox. I'm joking, you should say it to her face

Without being there, we don't really know what her situation is. It's extremely unlikely that she's that far over on the bunny-boiling side, and more likely just the real-life version of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Q27LruEnA. I'm not suggesting giving a tearfully emotional speech here, just to call her up and say, "Look, your behaviour is out of control. You're freaking me out with the crazy stunts you're pulling and I'm uncomfortable with the situation. I'm not enjoying the relationship so I'm breaking up with you right now."

That will almost certainly be the end of it with no further discussion on the subject - she'll probably be really embarrassed, although she might refer to you as "that bastard" for a while, and if she makes you a coffee at work, don't drink it.

Consider it a lesson in not thinking you've "hit the jackpot" because a size 10 girl agrees to go out with you.

Leg it, just get out of there. Run away, if she's totally mental you should save yourself.

I'm not joking, run to the hills man.