I approve of this approach.

Start looking for another job.

A SPANKING---A SPANKING!!!
Yes-yes---we can all use a good spanking.
Lol oh Monty Python where will this world be without you .

BAD ADVICE! Shes an EO (executive officier) I just told her that I can't do this and she said that If I dump her, then she will tell my boss that I was the one who pulled the stunt on the fire alarm. I argued with her for a good 20 minutes about this and there was shouting and alot of name calling and at the end of it I came away STILL dating her and somehow now trapped. Shes way above me in terms of the food chain and she could easily get me sacked. This is a well paid job and I ain't about to let this happen.

I was thinking about going to the union but I know if she finds out (and she will) I will get fired because whos words are they going to believe hers or mines? Im just a peon whilest shes a bishop.

Anyway, just before work finished and I made my way home I found that my bag was missing, I knew straight away it was her so I asked her and she said that I have to have six with her before I leave. This made me miss my bus, its why im 2 hours late im home for half 5 its now 7 o clock, and Im feeling ****** off and tired! Now i dread going back into the office tomorrow to tackle another day. You may think its all fun and games and shes just horny and I should enjoy the six, well yeah I am enjoying the six (why do you think I ****** her instead of just leaving my bag?) but I don't want to continue with it and I am worried about what shes gonna do about the fire alarm stunt, I could lose my job over this : /

Well judging by the first two things you mentioned I would say change your name and leave town. However I cant say I exactly feel bad for your concerning the third incident.

Go to the top. Tell them the truth.

Nut up or shut up, basically.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you shouldn't date someone you work with / work for.

There's the problem.

Be smart. Go over her head before she says anything and tell her boss what's going on. Who are they going to believe? Probably you. Though I have to be honest, you kind of seem like you have no idea what you're doing. Not only did you get into a relationship with someone obviously incompatible with you that is ALSO your boss--and apparently just because she was hot and you wanted six--but you're also asking a video game forum for advice on the subject, then acting surprised that you're getting bad advice.

Take control of your life and stop being stupid.

She's saner than most of my ex's

Heh here http://www.biopsychiatry.com/scopolamine/borrachero.html

Looks like you learned a valuable lesson about being professional, don't date people you work with.
If I were you I would change jobs, break off contact with her, change my locks/number and then consider moving once I got a new job.
If she's already threatening you with lies there are a lot worse ones she can fabricate. I'd feel bad for you if it wasn't your own fault.

Note that that WAS a joke not meant to be taken seriously.

Hahahahahaha!!! Sorry OP but you think that is crazy? Nawww dawg, you got yourself a fun ride ahead of you for a couple months if you know what you are doing. She simply sounds extra kinky and like she is really into you. Maybe too much so. Top of the food chain is probably the best thing to do in this situation though if it is too much. The threatening and such is pretty bad but still not psycho. Just control freak-y and seems like she is someone who enjoys excercising what power she has. Walk carefully.

Are people missing the fact that she pulled the fire alarm for no reason? Lol.

Hon she didn't want to talk to him. She wanted some bowchickawowwow time with him.

six...

If anything it's romantic

Look on the bright side. She set it off manually, rather than starting a fire and letting it do it's thing...that's got to count for something, right?

Still a weirdo.

Whatever floats your boat man. Enjoy the crazies.

Just ride it out. (pardon the pun) Keep banging her till she's bored.

Been there done that. T'was fun but now i only look for a special brand of crazy that is a little light on the 'I am going to kill myself if you do not stay with me even, though i treat you and all those around me like [censored]' flavoring.

If anyone has really been with a crazy partner this thing is pretty minor tbh. Even with the job insecurity. At least it isn't life insecurity.

It's not the be all and end all though

Umm...what?

I think she sounds really sixy and fun. But if you disagree you can probably file a sixual harassment suite for the job security threat and get moar goldz. Either way, you end up smiling.