Because Reapers have been painted as unstoppable foes since the first game, you know which ending I REALLY want? I want the galaxy to fail. I want them to try so desperately to survive, only to have their hopes and dreams crushed before their eyes.
The victory? That humanity would make sure the next galactic civilization was more prepared than what the Protheans left us.
However since I can't have that, I'll settle for something that seems just as hopeless anyways.

I also don't understand why everyone expected an ending that would leave the galaxy in a good state. It makes no sense.
But meh whatever. My flame shield is ready.