
Dude, you are totally out of your league with this argument. You just handed over the smoking gun.
No one with a high school education and teenage responsibilities could possibly have the time, resources, or knowledge to port a game as complex as Skyrim designed by a hundred career game developers. Even if you had the skill, it would take at least a year of full-time, 18 hours a day, grinding through code, butt-kicking work.