Aeryn Eagleye, Legionnaire
21st of Last Seed, 401
I was planning to sleep late this morning but I guess years of Legion life have me well conditioned and I sprung out of bed at the crack of dawn. Made my way to the Jarl's palace but he wouldn't have anything to do with messages.
Some trouble about a dragon terrorizing the countryside.
Foolishly I mentioned that I'd heard tales of a dragon attacking one of our forts. More foolishly this Jarl took my third hand gossip as an eyewitness account, assumed that I had survived the dragon attack and whisked me off to his court wizard and introduced me as the local expert on dragons...
This time I kept my mouth shut, but Farengar the Learned must have taken my silence for the stoic confidence of a dragonslayer and tasked me with the retrieval of some ancient tablet that he'd hoped would shed some light on the current dragon attacks...
Since the Jarl was obstinate in his refusal to receive my message I figured a short jaunt down to Riverwood, as suggested by his Wizardship, to sample their local brews and make some inquiries after this barrow would be the best use of my time.
At worst, I figured I'd have a few ales, listen to the local gossip and come back and try to give the Jarl my message again.
As it turned out, some of the locals had recently had a valuable heirloom stolen by a gang of bandits said to be hunkering down in the same barrow I was sent to investigate.
After my last venture into the dank depths of some corpse filled tomb I was a bit loathe to go digging around for Farengar's relic, but if it's bandits well... they lack discipline and are nothing to fear.
So I recruited my new drinking buddy, Faendal, who it just so happens is madly in love with the owner of this stolen heirloom. "What better way to win her affections" I said to him.
He dropped what he was doing, fell in behind me and was ready to storm the bandit camp in naught but his work clothes.
I'm no master armorer but I managed to put together a decent suit of imperial leather and a sword for him.
Faendal is a fair marksman himself and between the two of us not one of the bandits came within arm's reach.
Spoiler Same for the fetid corpses that got up and shambled after us deeper down in the barrow.
Yeah, that's right, they were here too.
I'm starting to wonder if maybe every damn'd hole in this province isn't crawling with these maggoty men.
Their stench is the worst thing about them though. None of em were as tough as that 'king' that tore up the Legate's squad and most of them fell to our arrows same as the bandits.
All in all, we were in and out in time for dinner with both the stolen heirloom and the stone. Not to mention loads of plunder.
Back in Riverwood I sent Faendal off to bask in glory with his lady friend and I unwound at the tavern.
Tomorrow Faendal will accompany me back to the Jarl. I figure he helped get the stone, he may as well take a share of the Jarl's appreciation...