lol exactlly, or getting you "lump of brain" from point lookout and killing people with knowledge!
This
If they don't bring back the rock-it launcher I will miss giving out a steady stream of oneliners when killing people with junk.
I break you with my mind ( Lump of brain)
I will love you....to death (teddy bear)
Smoking kills (carton of ciggerettes)
Knowledge is my greatest weapon (books)
You have reached the state of nirvana (light bulb)
Jimmy you forgot your lunch! (lunch box)
I will erase you from exsistence! (pencil)
I'm gonna fill you full of lead! (pencil)
Time to trim the hedges and/or turkey (ripper) -ok not junk but still pun worthy.