Major posting error! I'm on a [censored] network connection on a boat in the middle of nowhere, so please forgive me for my multi-postedness. I would delete the multiposts if I could, but I can't seem to figure out how. That also made me lol, strangely enough.

Edit: EPIC posting error more like it! :0
SORRY!

Irileth calling Mirmulnir an n'wah.
and swimming bears.

Are you a pirate?

Sshh! Don't tell anyone or they'll try to take my booty.

(Actually, I'm at work, offshore, on a light well intervention vessel.)

ragdolls with joints going ways they shouldnt

had a forsworn with his foot in his mouth the other day

I killed a Draugr in a dungeon the other day, and he fell right onto a locked "iron bar" door. When the door opened his head was stuck in on of the bars of the door, so the Draugr was lifted up along with the door and was hanging around midair in the doorway, dangling by his head.

i was galloping away from a mage attacking me with a frost crystal spell thing and it struck my horse...square in the butt and stayed there for some time so that it looked like the horse was tryin to poo crystals....

I'm playing a mage and use ice spike and lemme tell you..... an ice spike to the knee looks so much worse than an arrow.

That and if your follower gets hit by a giants club they go flying up in the air for about 30-40 seconds which usually when the fight is over with and randomly land somewhere most of the time it's in front of me, it's so funny, they are sort of like meteorites, but they get up completely unhurt and continue following you.

Another funny moment was I decapitated a ghost on one of my first characters but they I died, I walked about 10 minutes to where I originally killed the ghost again except that time he decapitated me. And when I was in kynesgrove during the quest where Alduin revives one of the other dragons me and my follower kept shooting him, I was using arrows and my followers was using 2 staffs of fireballs, right before Alduin was SUPPOSED to shout at the dragons grave he turned his head, stared at me, and then shouted me off the hill top. I couldn't stop laughing just because of the way Alduin looked at me with his head cocked a little bit and his expression made him look very annoyed at me, I knew at that point I was probaly going to die.

I got married to Senna the priestess of Diabella, when she arived at my solitude house she says "I've seen bigger houses, but this ones yours so i like it." Then I asked her to make me something to eat and she says " I should be asking you the same thing, but alright I'll cook. Here try this, but don't you dare ask me for another untill tommorow." My side hurt I was laughing so hard, guess shes " high maintanance."

A forsworn's killing intent was just a bit too much because they literally jumped off a high bridge and fell to their death trying to get to me. I laughed so hard.

The force from the AOE of fireball, sent a Draugr Death Overlord or whatever is the highest rank, off a bridge in a nordic ruin, first he had slammed against the wall and then fell to his death.

Kind of startled me when I walked into the room...

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/488877446815377651/2DD9FBBF2A7F81835ABF047707FD707CEC09C00E/

Oooh man that is creepy *shudders*

A courier attempted to give me a letter outside of Riften when a dragon attacked. Courier runs away in terror, while I kill it. Courier comes back to finish his delivery, without his clothes.

How does getting nvde help you survive a frost-breathing Blood Dragon?

Used Unrelenting Force on a Draugr Scourge that was on a small bridge on the 3rd floor of this room, while I was on the ground floor. Draugr bounces off the ceiling then falls to the ground floor and dies on impact.

Used Unrelenting Force on a bandit. Bandit flies through the air and does half a flip, so he is upsidedown facing away from me, when his face smashes straight into a boulder. Impact forces him to make an extra 360 degree flip and lands flat on his back. He slide a few more feet then died.

Come to think of it, I did something stupid once that made me lol. Doing the quest to retrieve Nettlebane, I parked my horse below the place where you get the dagger, and got off. The thing is, what I didn't see was a bunch of sharp spikes protruding from the ground directly to the left of my horse, so I when I hopped off my horse I landed right on top of them and died. *Facepalm*

Epic death!

Haha this is some priceless skyrim AI here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbF9ynGZV0

werewolf form runnin circles around a building with several allies trying to kill me

naked courier: i got a mes...
naked me: oh... this is akward... well one of us has got to change....

in riften a thief was being chased arrows where fired.. thief dies a guy with an arrow in his face turns and looks at me and says " you look worse then i feel"

The Portal 2 space probe mod or the fact that you leave Earth's orbit when a giant kills you. Either one gives me a good ol' chuckle every time!

Today after calming a bandit he disappeared before my very eyes. While im just like umm... alrighty then.

The funniest thing to happen to me in any TES game was in oblivion. Early in the day, i was shopping in the market district. A nice old beggar walking the streets upbeat and freindly, walks up to a redguard and says in the sweetest old voice "good day to you sir" the redguard screams back "WHAT IS IT NOW!".

Had Maurice Jondelle as a temporary follower. Fought through a few bandits, hacked and slashed through a few wizards and wild beasts, and finally escorted him safely to the Eldergleam where I had to cut through the roots of the tree using the Nettlebane.

Got to the end where the tree was to hear him say "I never knew you were a man of such violence!"

I was like "..."

Just in the Moorside Inn in Morthal when Alva the wench approaches Joanna the Innkeeper.



I literally lol'd for ten minutes!