I was swimming underwater in the lake near Riften. Trying to infiltrate the Honningbrew Meadery. I looked down, and there was a fox running along the bottom of the lake. Those little guys go everywhere!

Me too. Arrrrrrrrgh....

First time I heard a zombie speak, I wasn't laughing, though. I actually got chills because I thought there was some other enemy present whom I couldn't see yet.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS:
I was doing a quest and I had to show the queen clothes from radiant raidments. When I went back to tell the person what the queen said before I even talked to her she said ''You should probably rethink that outfit if your going to the palace''. It was her dress

I had a draugr chasing me, he stepped on a trap plate, one of those giant gates came a swinging and he went flying.

I saw a cave that I hadnt unlocked yet, I came up to it over a hill & there were a couple bandits sitting around a camp fire. I drew out my bow & plucked one of them in the forehead the other one got up looked around a bit & said "ah must have been nothing" and sits back down at the campfire next to his dead buddy...yup nothing out of the ordinary here


Yesterday, near Riften, I saw a deer fall from the sky...splat!

My moment was fighting a Sabre cat and it pounces on me and disappears through me.

Don't you just love TES graphic errors. Floating trees, rocks not touching the ground or anything for that matter and characters disappearing through the
floor after killing them, taking their enchanted weapon that they nearly killed you with, through the floor too. D'oh!

Okay, I want the floating ability, I saw a cart using it over a waterfall.

Got married to Mjoll, first thing out her companion's mouth (Aerin, or however spelt) was the usual. "I've never seen Mjoll so upset about anything."

That made me laugh.

Bodies that hide themselves
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Setting a good example
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I was in Windhelm once, and I tried to talk to someone in thet Hall of Kings or whatever that places is called where Ulfric and Pals live, and I think it was the courtwizard or someone said "Why are you looking at me? I'm the least important person here!" It was so random and off topic it made me laugh for a whole minute.

Being turned into a cow, a dog and ahorse also made me rofl, that's why I chose to marry Breylana or whatever her name is.

Sprinting in whiterun and running into Adrienne, she makes this gasping face I see for a split second and then she yells "Hey watch it!" Riding a stolen horse and as I am getting off the horse warps toward the camera and vanishes like it was slingshot back where it came from. Getting hit by a giant and my corpse flies so far in the air the ground looks like the overhead map.

I wandered out into the Tundra for the first time, epic music playing, sun coming up over the mountains. Then a mammoth falls from the sky. Yep, certainly a Beth game.

Made a new Khajiit character, and decided to take the Cart to a new Hold Capital.

As I'm getting into the cart, the dialogue from the driver says; "Have you seen those cat people? Ka-jit I think they call themselves? I heard there's whole countries full of them down south."

I always pictured my Khajiit just staring at him in disbelief and then saying; "Have I heard of them? Look at me carefully [censored]..."

I got a really good chuckle out of that.

Oh my.. he is so lucky that was you and not me.... *snikt* would be the last sound he ever heard!!!

Bethesda *must* have some old Monty Python people working for them.

Barmaid: "Mead, skeever tail, albatross!"

I always find the NPC reactions to corpses they see on the ground to be really funny, "Oh, what happened!?"

For some reason in a recent game I started, Mila Valentia was dead in the streets of Whiterun (I swear I didn't do it even though she is annoying as hell) the first time I went there. Idolaf Battle-Born happened to walk past the corpse and quickly looking down he said "Poor bastards better off". I don't know why but that cracked me up seeing as he simply didn't seem to care.

I know.

I was sneaking through a dungeon, and came upon two bandits sitting in chairs around their fire. From deep shadow I sniped one with my bow. The following happened next:

Bandit get up with weapon drawn. "I'm going to find you!" followed closely with "You can't hide from me!"

My sneaking eye tells me I am hidden again.

Bandit walks back to his chair, but stops at the corpse of his friend (who has an arrow sticking out the side of his head, mind you) and says; "Oh, what happened here?"

Bandit then proceeds to sit in his chair and go back to his meal.

I laughed even as I sniped the second Bandit.

mine would have to be.......
When a giant sends me packen like a cruise missile into the stratosphere, and like wise, be walken to my destination and it starts to rain corpses, after that first "thump" you start to look around and when you look up you see 1-2 more bodies sky-diving and they hit the ground in-front of you with a solid "thud" I nearly wet my-self the first time this happened!!!!One more would have to be the companion in the Blood and silver inn, he's such a drunker that when he see's something that blows him away his response is usually " IS that real? I must be drunk!" and there are a couple during combat along the same lines that he spews out like " I see 4 of em, aim for the middle guy!" LOL.

I need to hire him, it would make the trips a lot funnier. LOL

Mine was...

Going into a mine yesterday, and smack in the middle of this one area was a SHOVEL floating in mid-air.

And of course...you couldn't just walk right through it!

And not really a "bug", but I love sniping Falmer or Bandits from afar, and seeing them tumble off the edge of a bridge, cliff, etc. That never gets old.

After reading the hint on page 3 that it is a ruin you can see on your compass from that barrow, I just had to go try and find this (it is Kagrenzel by the way). I did it off a save I didn't overwrite, expecting to die from the fall, but wanted to see it anyway. I found it, heard the alarm sound and after a short wait, the trap springs. I was reminded of Bill and Ted falling to hell and after a while of screaming, one of them says, "Dude, this is a seriously deep hole." Here's the kicker though, I lived. I maneuvered side to side to dodge some ledges along the fall (you know how you can do that without a jet pack) and fell all the way into some water. Right in front of me is this underwater chest with an expert lock. After the moment it took me to realize that the fall had ended without my untimely death, I naturally decide, "Ooh, treasure," and proceed to pick it because nothing gets your blood a boilin' for loot like an unending plummet through a shaft in a mountain. Thanks.

For myself, it will likely never be topped by the ancient dragon biting me in half ala Lui Kang fatality style. I was plucking at a grounded ancient dragon with my bow from behind the cover of one of those mound/stalagmite rock things as tall as a person out on the plains. I would sidestep to one side, fire off two shots until it inhaled, step back for cover at it's blast of cold breath, then rinse and repeat out the other side as it scrabbled across the ground towards me. Well, I neglected to notice just how close up to the rock I was and how my health had slid down into death animation range. It made it right up on the opposite side of the mound and all of the sudden out of nowhere, it snaked it's head up on it's neck over the top of the rock, reaching down to bite me in half. It made me, my cousin, and a buddy watching all jump in startlement it was so sudden. I couldn't stop laughing. It was death, but it was the coolest thing I'd done in the game to that point. It got tired of being pegged with arrows and recalled suddenly that it was three stories tall and didn't have to put up with that crap.

well...mine is the louis letrush glitch.

after i did the steal the horse quest thing i chose to give the horse to louis. ever since i keep running into him in the wilderness where a thug says "Maven sends her regards" and louis cries "No! Please!" and so on and then he is struck dead. same people same scene over and over in random locations around skyrim as i travel. on ocassion tho i see louis letrush running his butt off as if being chased by the thug but i dont see the thug. he is always running in the direction of whiterun. i think what happens is if he makes it safely to whiterun then he just stands there? cuz every so often when i go to whiterun stables theres yet another new louis letrush clone standing there huddled in a group. then the other day i was in white run and the letrushes were counted at 5 clones when i i had decided to leave the city. i fast traveled to the stable to grab the horse cuz i felt like exploring on horseback. the horse was standing right next the the huddled group of letrushes. when i got onto the horse for some odd reason the horse dipped down into the ground then as i finished gettin on the horse popped back up out of the ground. when this happened the nearest 2 letrushes were instantly skyrocketed upwards into the air at blinding speed and all i heard was "AAARRRGGHHHH!!!" from both of them. they never came back down. no wheres so far as i can tell. dont see them stuck on a roof or dead from impact anywheres. i am now down to 3 letrush clones.

This I have had also ...

... and when I critical hit a sleeping Forswarn who then falls through his bedroll, into the ground, and out of sight ...

... and Sheogorath's fond recollection of the talking graqefruit at Passwall ...

I like to lead the Boethiah Cultist up to High Hrothgar and let the Greybeards tear him apart... or is this more a sadistic moment rather than a ROFL one?