Oh snap. Ha ha


For me a few funny moments among countless ones i can remember are-

Killing a Drauger with a arrow to the nose.
Killing a bandit from a distance with a bow and seeing them fall hundreds of feet off a bridge to certain death into the raging river below.
The wtf look on Hadvar's face when his Uncle Alvor asks him if he is drunk after recounting seeing a Dragon.
When escaping Helgen seeing the Dragon pick up a guard and flying high into the sky before letting the guard go to slowly fall hundreds of feet to his death.
Killing the Theif in the Golden Claw quest with one quick blow of my small dagger as he drops to the cold dungeon floor like a sack of rotten potatoes.
Mowing down a trio of Drauger in a dungeon in unison with my steel battleaxe as they fall swiftly into a pile as if mowed down by a unstoppable thundering steam engine.

Bandit down to abaout 5% of health: "Is that the best you've got?"

Switch to cutscene of beheading.

Obviously not...



New character I started last night, a nord bard-warrior type...on the way to High Hrothgar for the first meeting with the greybeards, comes up to the bandit towers...charges in, and clears them. No issue. Still in sneak mode, steps out of the 2nd tower onto the wooden landing, steps onto the top step, and realises that it wasn't being in sneak mode that stopped him from seeing the steps...because on that side of the landing, there was no steps...just a massive drop to the rocky river... I wasn't ROFL, but my wife was...

Wow that must have been a startling moment of revelation which left a certain smile on your face

killing a bear on the roda high up in the mountains and then tried to loot it but couldnt cuz it had started tumbling down the slope so i started chasing the corpse...head over heals the bear went with full rag doll physics for hundreds of feet, even managing to slam into some rocks at the bottom of one slope which due to physics caused it to rebound somewhat to the right where it then proceeded to tumble ragdoll style head over heels down the next slope in the road down the mountain another several hundred feet with me chasing it the whole way...


also just last night i had went on a certain quest in the dark brotherhood...i dont want to spoil anything so i will say it was a very important person with fancy clothes....very fancy clothes...and when i made my "move" as per the quest everyone in the room started shouting and screaming and attacking instantly so i super fast like ninja looted the corpse and took all the super fancy clothes for myself , turned around, and fled thru the door....what struck me as funny here was the blinding speed at which i could rip his whole outfit off right in front of all the peeved off people and run off with it.

(( I was just thinning out the Thalmor, I snuck up on the last Justicar after allowing his comrades to cut each other to ribbons. ))

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-26_00010.jpg

(( When I ripped out his throat he dissappeared from view, I looked around and saw this!. ))

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Walking down a path once, then all of a sudden a horse went flying by me right up into the sky then fell back to the ground dead as hell, LOL

In the Dark Brotherhood i have a dark elf who uses a bow. So when i was killing cicero( It was actually a mistake i wanted to keep him as a folower) i shot him in his eye and he was shot backwards so his head was in the pot that was supposed to be lit on fire. So when i got the torture room iin the Dawnstar Sanctuary i saw Cicero's head burning up. Then i killed all the other people except for the old lady (because her health regenerates fast) and i put their heads in the fire also. So when i come to the torture room, i see a bunch of people with no clothes burning their heads off.

This was a glitch, so just for fun i went around town pickpocketting people for their clothes and armor ( a perk you can get if you have 100 pickpocket) so i was in Whiterun when i was doing this so i went up to a Al kahir warrior and i took his clothes and put them on and then i looked back at him and saw he still had his sword. So i also took his sword, and then for some reason when i took the sword the other al kahir warrior was beating the one won with no armor on. Then all the guards came then my follower Lydia came and started fighting and then soon enough everyone started attacking eachother, and i'm just watching this and realized i caused this because i stole a sword. After that i decided to go to the Jarl's palace then exactly at that time my guy just fell underground and i was staring at a mudcrab. I had two questions what just happened? and where did that mudcrab come from?!

Two things:

1) Entering a tower area and I'm getting my bow and arrow ready. Suddenly Jordis runs in, slashes a skeleton, loots him, and switches her shield for a staff (guess that's what the skeleton had). She then runs around, zapping all the enemies in the area. I know your followers can use staffs, but I never saw them looting bodies before.

2) Practicing telekinesis on a potion of plentiful magicka in Riften's market. When it drops, a merchant asks if she can have it. Suddenly, another merchant says he saw it first, and then a brawl ensues. I gotta try this again.

um...i just had a hilarious roflma moment in skyrim today....but im not sure of exactly how much of it i can relay here without gettin in trouble >.>
ill give it a try but if moderators feel the need please edit and dont be mad cuz this really happened just like this...

i went to make an assassination. on the way i was in a room with 4 people in it. i felt the need to eliminate them to avoid trouble later. i began sneak mode bow shooting them from the shadows. one of them was apparently essential cuz when i shot her she fell to her knees and wouldnt die. she just kneeled there, head and shoulders heaving and bobbing for several seconds....well...she just so happened to do this animation right next to a man who was seated at a table who for some reason did not notice everyone around him dying with arrows to the face and just sat there eating...from the angle i was viewing it at it looked like...well..you get it im sure...

Shooting a basket. Watching a chicken get stuck in a wagon. Talking to a guard in Soverngarde, a dragon swoops down and eats him in the middle of choosing a conversation thingy

Fast travelled from Dawnstar to the Windhelm Docks to find an apprentice ice mage, a novice necromancer, a bandit and a foresworn in ambush. I have no idea why or why it was this combination of NPCs or what the heck they were doing there or what I'd done to draw them out of the wilderness. Guards finished them before I could draw a weapon, which was lucky because I was boggling too hard to do anything about it.

I was talken to Jarl Elisif about her husbands horn, a rather serious conversation, and as I played with the camera I noticed Cicero in the background doing his little dance for the guards it was pretty funny. Another time, I was in Riftin and as usual there was a thief being chased by the guards so I just ignord it and carried on down to the Ragged flagon's cistern. Once I went through the secret entrance I walked a total of 5-6 steeps when I hear " I submit" turned around to see the vary same thief from in front of the Bee and barb running from every guard in the city down in the cistern.What made it funny was how everyone else reacted, it seemed like everyone just turned tail and walked the other direction while 15-20 guards precede to bash this guy into mush and once they were satisfied that the thief was pulp they in-turn just walked around the cistern haven small talk with the rest of the TG.

Killing certain NPC's and them going down pretty much when breathing on them.. Thinking them being all great warriors, taking a deep breath because there's probably heckuffafight upcoming and when as much as looking at them they're down already.

Bethesda does such a good job with AI.

Just today did I have a funny surprise. I met Miaq the Liar again. Out of curiosity did I peek into his pockets and had to laugh at what I had found. It explains a lot. He sure is chill cat.

If you need to know, then check the spoiler.

I burst out into laughter when one of the Graybeards demonstrated Whirlwind Sprint and instantaneously took off like a rocket across the snowy backyard. Never seen an old dude move so fast.
I actually loaded a previously save afterwards just to see it again. I lol'ed just as much the second ...and third times. To me, probably one of the most memorable moments in the game so far.

Also, I was riding my horse along a path where some rocks had fallen earlier, and my horse kind of stumped into one of the rocks laying on the ground, insta-killing it.
That made me wtf-lol and load my last savegame.

I burst out into laughter when one of the Graybeards demonstrated Whirlwind Sprint and instantaneously took off like a rocket across the snowy backyard. Never seen an old dude move so fast.
I actually loaded a previously save afterwards just to see it again. I lol'ed just as much the second ...and third times. To me, probably one of the most memorable moments in the game so far.

Also, I was riding my horse along a path where some rocks had fallen earlier, and my horse kind of stumped into one of the rocks laying on the ground, insta-killing it.
That made me wtf-lol and load my last savegame.

I burst out into laughter when one of the Graybeards demonstrated Whirlwind Sprint and instantaneously took off like a rocket across the snowy backyard. Never seen an old dude move so fast.
I actually loaded a previously save afterwards just to see it again. I lol'ed just as much the second ...and third times. To me, probably one of the most memorable moments in the game so far.

Also, I was riding my horse along a path where some rocks had fallen earlier, and my horse kind of stumped into one of the rocks laying on the ground, insta-killing it.
That made me wtf-lol and load my last savegame.

I burst out into laughter when one of the Graybeards demonstrated Whirlwind Sprint and instantaneously took off like a rocket across the snowy backyard. Never seen an old dude move so fast.
I actually loaded a previously save afterwards just to see it again. I lol'ed just as much the second ...and third times. To me, probably one of the most memorable moments in the game so far.

Also, I was riding my horse along a path where some rocks had fallen earlier, and my horse kind of stumped into one of the rocks laying on the ground, insta-killing it.
That made me wtf-lol and load my last savegame.

I burst out into laughter when one of the Graybeards demonstrated Whirlwind Sprint and instantaneously took off like a rocket across the snowy backyard. Never seen an old dude move so fast.
I actually loaded a previously save afterwards just to see it again. I lol'ed just as much the second ...and third times. To me, probably one of the most memorable moments in the game so far.

Also, I was riding my horse along a path where some rocks had fallen earlier, and my horse kind of stumped into one of the rocks laying on the ground, insta-killing it.
That made me wtf-lol and load my last savegame.

I burst out into laughter when one of the Graybeards demonstrated Whirlwind Sprint and instantaneously took off like a rocket across the snowy backyard. Never seen an old dude move so fast.
I actually loaded a previously save afterwards just to see it again. I lol'ed just as much the second ...and third times. To me, probably one of the most memorable moments in the game so far.

Also, I was riding my horse along a path where some rocks had fallen earlier, and my horse kind of stumped into one of the rocks laying on the ground, insta-killing it.
That made me wtf-lol and load my last savegame.

Wow triple double post FTW!

Major posting error or striving for attention?

After killing my first wisp:-

"OOH what's that it dropped, gimme gimme " at this point it's worth noting Im up a mountain "Oh it's rolling chase it come....heeeer..." and I run straight off a very high cliff.